In The Kitchen...

[Owlrings90]

Just a few kitchen based questions.

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?

[rhode64]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
Yes many times . One of the first times we had another couple over for the evening and we were playing adult board games . We all ended up naked and I don't know exactly how it came about but we ended up having sex with our other halves on our kitchen work services . It was a great evening .
2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
No never
3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
Nothing
4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
Probably hot sauce . It hurts as I have had it on my dick and balls before.
5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
No but my mrs often uses a peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge for some time making it cold and slippery.
6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
Ow the wooden spoon anytime.
7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
I wouldn't do either
8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
don't know to be honest
9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
Veg oil
10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
Neither

[PlagueBringer]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
-I think I started jacking off once, but stopped and continued cooking xD.

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
-I have several times. I used wooden spoons, spatulas and even a whisk once for spanking. I've also used a turkey baster for enemas (Didn't work well, don't try it).

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
-Hmm... Currently? Probably that cucumber in the fridge.

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
-Depends on where you apply. I personally haven't applied any to them (As the last two are potentially dangerous), but I would assume that salt would do the most damage, but hotsauce would hurt the most.

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
-Favorite is cucumber as it is harder enough to actually fuck myself with. Bananas, unless frozen, aren't good except for the 'Banana Up The Tailpipe' type dares.

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
-Spanking. I've never really been one for ballpain.

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
-Cucumber... Partially because my close-close friends know about most of the stuff I do.

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
-Painful... The egg-beater (motorized ones?). Pleasurable... frying pan?

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
-Vegetable oil.

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
-Well, I'm going to assume both go in the ass (as I am male). I think I'll go with the ginger as it will eventually wear off ^^'

[thatchick]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
no.

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
yes. a wooden spoon to whack my boobs and clit.

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
a Large carrot inserted in my pussy

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
hot sauce

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
no.

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
tits slammed.

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
humping the kitchen counter

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
painful:knife
pleasurable: turkey baster as a suction device

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
vegetable oil

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
peeled lemon

[WalkingWholockian]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
Yes haha, early in our relationship, my boyfriend and I would make out in the kitchen and Ive blown him a few times in there while my family was hanging out in the other room (never been caught thank god haha!)
2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
Nope
3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
hmm, maybe the handle of one of the spoons. not really into any food stuff
4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
Hot sauce. never done it but I assume itd be the worst. there are some hot sauces out there that leave chemical burns sooo..
5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
Nope. I have enough toys to keep me happy and food play doesn't particularly interest me
6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
id rather be spanked *holds boobs protectively*
7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
probably the cucumber. cant exactly lie about what was going on but it's probably their fault for walking in haha
8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
painful would be a knife for obvious reasons (but im not into knife play), pleasurable maybe the handle of one of the spoons being inserted or something
9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
umm vegetable oil is liquid so i guess that? I also dont like butter so ya
10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
probably the lemon in my pussy. i wouldnt like either but that one probably wouldnt be as terrible sooo :P

[LittleAmyP]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
Yes I have masturbated in a kitchen, I’ve fingered me a few times while I was microwaving food
2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
Yes a wooden spoon and a metal spoon
3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
I would penetrate my vagina with the handle of a whisk
4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
Hot sauce is the most painful
5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
Yes, I love carrots
6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
Having my tits slammed
7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
Humping the kitchen counter
8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
Most painful: Probably a knife, Most pleasurable: Ice cubes
9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
Vegetable oil
10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
A lemon in my pussy

[Kisune Karnon]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story. No

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it? Nope

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself? Did some olives. Can use handles from stirring spoons

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt? hot sauce probably

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use? no

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times? cabinets. 3 is quick and simple even if pain is worse

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter? humping as im a guy. harder to explain the cucumber

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable? knives? spoon handle?

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube? oil

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy? ginger root maybe/?

[Twins]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story. Yes i have been fucked by a variety of food in the kitchen and by the a tap

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it? No but I've been punished with them

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself? Banana there always fun

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt? Lemon juice

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use? Often no but have and favourite is banana

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times? Spoon but I like that

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter? Cucumber

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable? Most pleasurable would be teatowel most painful would be the heating knife (it's a cutting knife that gets crazy hot )

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube? Butter (I want to try this one day )

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy? Lemon so I can eat it after

[funnydude]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story. Yes when I'm alone I masturbate everywhere

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it? wooden spoon for my balls

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself? I don't have a lot of things i can insert... any handles of kitchen tools

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt? salt i think

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use? no I don't have that in my kitchen

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times? my balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter? cucumber sounds fun

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable? nutcracker i think lol

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube? both but maybe vegetable oil

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy? Fuck a peeled lemon
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[twin69]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
yes couple times on the table, counter and sink

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
nope

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
banana, small whisk, or the handle of a ladle

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
not sure but i think hot sauce

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
not that often(prefer real toys) banana, cucumber, carrot

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
guess i will take the spoon

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
humping

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
mixer or knife, best whisk

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
oil

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
peeled lemon

[Komodo Jones]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
I've masturbated in my parent's kitchen when I was living with them. When I was alone, I was naked, laid on top of the counter with my legs hanging over the side and just masturbated to orgasm.

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
I know I've had to use a spatula twice at least, although they weren't really punishments per se. I used a metal spatula to spank myself and then I used a plastic spatula handle in some anal.

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
Probably a spoon. I'm not huge into anal and I feel a spoon would be small enough to not cause my digestive tract to rebel too much.

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
Probably hot sauce. Salt and lemon juice I think require an open wound to really sting.

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
Never. Food play is just disgusting to me in general and furthermore as stated above I'm not big on anal. But I will say I have had to suck on a cucumber like it was a cock as a task from a previous Mistress.

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
Easy choice, I'd rather be spanked hard with a wooden spoon as I love getting spanked.

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
I think I'd rather them see me humping a kitchen counter. Depending on your kitchen if you're humping a counter you can sometimes hide behind it, but there's no real easy way to hide yourself easily and regain your composure when you're fucking your ass with a cucumber plus once again...I don't do well with anal.

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
Well the most painful could be used in you know um mutilation techniques but I would never let that happen to me. In reality though, kneeling on rice is pretty damn painful, in general it hurts but I hate kneeling too as my knees are old lol. Pleasurable anything that could be used to spank me spatula, wooden spoon etc.

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
I've used vegetable oil as lube before so I'd probably go with that.

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
Oh both sound like a joy to do *rolls eyes* Although given the choice I think I'd rather be figged. I don't exactly have a reason why, it just seems less painful, but I hope to never experience either one.

[churroboy101]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.

yes when im not in chastity mistress sometimes orders me to cum over my meal

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?

mainly on the few occassions i'm spanked, things like wooden spoons or spatula's

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?

wooden spoon handle most likely

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?

oh hot sauce no question the only rival would maybe be like mint icecream

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?

not now that i have access to dildos

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?

*presents ass* no way i'm slamming my balls ...

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?

humping could be played off, a little tricky if your naked with
a cucumber half inserted

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?

most painful... well its a kitchen and for some reason some people have a blood fetish so knives...or like electric stove.... there are a lot of things that can do a lot of damage... if more tame then like rolling pin as a blunt force/spanking implament. most plesurable... being more creative... an electric whisk vibrates a lot....

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?

i wouldn't use either but i guess 50-50 choice oil it is

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?

well as i'm a sissy that defult means ginger right? ouchies

[fyk]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story. Yes, already masturbated looking at the window (so only top was visible), insertated some vegetables or fruits, and once starting to have sex while my wife was cooking but we didn't finish it in the kitchen

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it? Yes, wooden spoon

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself? banana

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt? hot sauce

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use? It happens. favourite is cumcumber

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times? the wooden spoon

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter? humping counter

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable? Painfull i suppose is a butternut insertion. Pleasurable must be vanilla cream as lube

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube? oil

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy? peeled lemon

[sissybill]

ust a few kitchen based questions.

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
i was made too masturbate in my kitchen n cum all over my dinner so i cooked chicken parm n then came all over it and ate it all

2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it? == i beat my ass with wooden spoon n metal sptchla

3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?==kilbasa

4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?== hot sauce

5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?

6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?== spanked 50 times

7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?== humping counter

8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? == cheese grader Most pleasurable?== wooden spoon

9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?== butter

10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?== fuck a peeled lemon

[JimmyKarlo]

1. Have you ever had sex/masturbated in a kitchen? Tell us the story.
Yes, couple of times already, although it was not really full scale sex, but extensive playing with orgasm. Normally I sneak up to my girl in the kitchen and tease her while she’s busy. Grabbing yer boobs, nipples,pussy, fingering her or slowly undressing her that I can put my dick into her holes. Not too much space for real fucking, but just cuming in her and she continues cooking is amazing. The desert for me is then always prepared… by cleaning up my mess
2. Have you ever used any kitchen implements in your self punishment? If yes, what was it?
yes, slapping with a Spione or a Doug roller to squeeze my balls.
3. If you had to pick one item that is currently in your kitchen, whether it be food or a utensil or anything, what would you choose to insert into yourself?
Classic: banana, carrots or cucumbers
4. What would be the most painful thing to apply to your genitals: lemon juice, hot sauce, or salt?
Probably hot sauce, but I am already at my limit with toothpaste, so never tried it
5. Do you often used phallic shaped foods as dildos? If yes, what's your favorite food to use?
Not often, but if in need: carrots for starter and a good cucumber would be my fav. An eggplant I did also once, but that’s kind of a challenge
6. Would you rather get your ass spanked hard with a wooden spoon 50 times or have your tits/balls slammed shut into a cabinet 3 times?
Spoon.. not too much into ball squeezing. It huuurts
7. Would you rather have a close friend walk in on you fucking yourself on a cucumber or humping a kitchen counter?
Probably kitchen counter, although a cucumber would be a clear signal.. not sure what they might do. Don’t want to scare them
8. What is the most painful kitchen item you can imagine being used on you? Most pleasurable?
Painful.. everything with sharp edges, but I would not do it, so probably some big vegetables as insertion. And pleasure maybe something sloppy like oil or ice.
9. Vegetable oil or butter as lube?
I would try butter
10. Would you rather have a peeled ginger root inserted in your ass or fuck a peeled lemon/have a peeled lemon pushed in your pussy?
No pussy so ginger it is.. never tried it, but it’s on my todo list