07-12-2016, 12:33 PM | #3 |
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Likes Humiliation, pain, anal, feet, hidden public Limits pics vids scat illegal family extreme pain public wedgies messy No I don't have or want kik or skype don't bother asking nor do I want to be your mistress nor slave m/19 switch I don't have any toys AMA My first story Spoiler:
Lol you just wasted your time opening this
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07-12-2016, 12:42 PM | #5 |
A filthy maggot anal whore
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Without nipples, tits would be pointless!
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08-06-2016, 04:22 AM | #6 |
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08-06-2016, 07:43 AM | #7 |
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A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man looks up and down the perfect sexy figure of the woman and replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She then hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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08-06-2016, 09:41 AM | #8 | |
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11-19-2016, 05:00 AM | #9 |
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My psychiatrist just diagnosed me with sausageophobia.
I fear the wurst.
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11-19-2016, 05:25 AM | #10 |
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Jokes always remind me of my grandpa, bless him. I'll never forget the last words he ever said to me:
"Stop shaking the ladder, you bastard!"
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11-19-2016, 05:38 AM | #11 |
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin; "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise his hand?" Not one hand went up.......... So she took them home and ate them. There are two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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11-19-2016, 06:32 AM | #12 |
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A masochist is being punished by a sadist. "Please give me a beating to make up for my mistakes", the masochist says.
"Nope, I'm not going to..." says the sadist.
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11-19-2016, 06:46 AM | #13 |
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Today’s Short Reading From the Bible…
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
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11-19-2016, 09:56 AM | #14 |
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
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11-19-2016, 12:13 PM | #15 |
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What do the mafia and a vagina have in common?
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One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!
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