16 funny/humiliating X or Y questions.

[Kitykat]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Last Halloween costume, it was a cat with short shorts, tail, heeled ankle boots, tights, panties, black blouse and ears (my sleepwear was just panties and tank top!)

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

2 hour walk with just key, hopefully less people see!

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

My Dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Not sure, umm dog I think, to go against my name

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Umm love the idea of guys, but in reality might be more comfortable with girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass
or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

Definitely go to the doctor, couldn't last a week! Might be fun too...

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

I would definitely give Morgan Freeman a lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

Umm err not sure, think I would go for onion, can i cook it first?

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15! No need to think...

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

A, though mine are small already, i wouldn't want massive ones!

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Rabbit tail!

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Not sure, been strip searched at the airport before, even though it had privacy it was a little invasive. I would go for nightclub, new experiences...

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

Opposite genders undies, think it still looks good!

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Umm could be risky living at home, so lets go for last texted (a friend from chruch)

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Umm fridge, might get less pervy messages than I would on Facebook!

[Kisune Karnon]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Halloween Costume. I was a pirate
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 2 hour walk. you can hide easy
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom probably
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? Girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?I'd wait. It wouldn't take a week.
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? f cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Buttplug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? Jungle
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?Last person I texted
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen Fridge

[DirtyBiSub]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
My last Halloween costume. It was a long time ago but I had some sort of monster mask
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked 2 hours walk from house.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
My dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait a week until it falls out
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Can of beans
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch penis
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
fluffy bunny rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender's underwear (mostly because it turns me on)
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Next stranger
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge

[sexeboiii]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Sleepware! Nude

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

naked in stocks :P

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

Girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

wait

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

beans

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

15

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

F

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

bunny tail!

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

butt plug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

undies :P

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Text, friend of mine!

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

Kitchen fridge

[rachyh]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) last nights sleepwear, baggy joggies and a tshirt
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? 2 hours walk from house naked
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? guys
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) wait a week for it to fall out
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) beans
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? f cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? fluffy bunny tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? opposite undies cos i wear guys boxers half the time anyway theyre much comfier
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) next stranger
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?kitchen fridge

[nakiachop]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)

Well, that would either be a Doc Brown costume, complete with wig or just a t shirt and sweat pants. I think I'd have to do the latter.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?

A much as I would hate the 2 hour walk in bare feet, I could probably get through it all without being seen.

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?

Mom, definitely.

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?

Probably a dog. At least I wouldn't be messing my pants with uncontrolled bowels.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?

I guess it would depend on what the context was. If I was expected to be naked then the girl party, if I just showed up naked unannounced then the guy party.

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)

If I knew it was going to fall out I'd just wait. Besides that would feel pretty good

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?

Pole dance. At least I could make a fool of myself at a distance.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)

bad breath would probably be easier to avoid.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?

Despite the end of my penis being so far away, I wouldn't mind having the extra length the play with

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?

An F cup just sounds like so much trouble, I'd be happy with A's

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?

Tail for sure

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?

Airport, at least I might have a foggy window to hide behind

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?

Buttplug, if only because I've always wanted to try one.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?

I wouldn't mind wearing some panties.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)

Ah jeez. despite him being the person I've known longest in the world I don't think I could do it. I'll just keep my eyes closed till I hear an attractive starnger.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?

I'll just hide it behind something on the fridge.

[CherryGirl201]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I would say last years Halloween costume. I was a modern elsa - I love frozen - so I just wore a snowflake necklace, one of my favorite blue dresses, snowman earrings, and a French braid
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"] definitely the pillory. It seems kinda hot. An then people could like . . . Haha do stuff to me [/COLOR]
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? dad. My mom would probably understand. It's a girl thing :P
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? depends on how intense each was. For like a day and toddler I'd choose that. I don't know if I'd ever choose infant. I feel dogs at least know what's happening around them!
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]guys. Girls would make fun of me. Guys would just fuck me. And the guys that I know are pretty decent, so they might just live with it.[/COLOR]
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"] definitely doctor. That means you wouldn't be able to poo for a week! And you could always just be like "my Friends made me do it! I can't believe this!" And stuff like that[/COLOR]
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]lap. I would be very ungraceful on a pole. I'd probably hurt myself hahah[/COLOR]
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]im gonna say beans. They've never actually made me fart a lot. I think it's an urban myth hehe[/COLOR]
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]fiften inch baby! BAM BAM[/COLOR]
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? A. I'm only a C right now. And I would be able to wear long shirts. Different style clothes would be available :P
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? THE TAIL! Oh my gosh it would be so cute!!
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? noght club. It would be scary but it would probs turn me on.
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? errr gag. As long as no one was around. The gags seem yummy to me hehe
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? opposite genders panties haha they would still want this lil pussy though.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) last person I trxted. She's a good friend so like . . . She's repay the duty!
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? fridge I guess. I wish I could say neither!

[mdj9100]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
I didn't dress up for Halloween so it'd have to be last night's sleepwear. Pyjama trousers and a t-shirt.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Naked in the stocks

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A baby

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd go to the doctor, they must see that sort of thing all the time

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
A lap dance. Not that it would be very good, haha.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I've always been interested in small penis humiliation, but am not quite small enough for it. But I think I'd go for the monster cock.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F cup. I'd spend all day looking in the mirror

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
At a nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
I don't know how a buttplug feels. But probably a ball gag.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Haha, a jungle

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The next stranger, since the last person I texted was a male friend and with a stranger I have a 50/50 chance of it being a woman.

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge

[Zeobit]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Wore a shaman-costume, would be weird, but better than my pyjamas...

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Second one, guess I'd try to steal some basic clothing from somewhere...

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mum

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Difficult.... Baby I guess.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls!

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I guess I'd try the waiting...

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans, bad mreath is a major turndown for me

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I don't know if anybody besides some "special" porn stars can seriously enjoy such a monstrous penis, therefore I'd prefer the boring thee inch and being able to have sex with normal girls...

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
F :-)

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Rabbit tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Though I'm not into anal, I find the thought of secretly wearing a plug somewhat arousing ;-)

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Also a difficult one... Jungle maybe.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last person I texted was a quite handsome colleague, so yeah...

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge!

[JustaBrony]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) Halloween costume!!!! It was literally just a pair of hello kitty ears, and that's just awesome.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? The stocks/pillory in a public place, might turn into fun?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? Baby, seems more fun!
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? I'm gonna have to say guys, they would definitely be more fun
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) That's a toughy, it depends what week, because that could be just be so fun
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? Lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) Uhhh, I hate onions so I'll go with beans.
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 3 inch penis, perfectly happy with that, 15 would just be insane.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? F cup, if I'm going to have em, make them big!
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? Fluffy bunny rabbit tail, contrary to being a brony.
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? Entrance of a night club!
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? Butt plug please!
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?undies for sure, if they liked it, that could be lots of fun.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) Uhhhh....I guess last person I texted, since I know them. Someone with An and drew in there name, don't want to give it away, PRIVACY.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month? Kitchen fridge I'd say, only a few people compared to many more >.<

[Use_Me]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Last nights sleepware, batman pajama bottons and softball jersey
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Stocks for an hour, yes its terribly embarrasing but no stress of having to frantically make it home
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Dad, I talk about tons of inappropriate stuff with my mom, my dad on the other hand would not handle it well
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog, i have a thing for petplay
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Guys
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I'd probably be too embarrassed and wait it out
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
pole dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch I think
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Definitly A, breasts just get in the way unless theyre on other people
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn Horn
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug, I hate things in my mouth
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
Opposite gender undies
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
Last person I texted. Was planning to next time I see him anyway lol
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Kitchen fridge

[kyjd]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is) last halloween costume... It was Captain America

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key? I'd rather be naked in stocks

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating? Caught by my mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby? like a dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls? girls

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time) wait a week

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush? lap dance

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot) onion

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect? 15 inch penis

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size? f cup size

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail? unicorn horn

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot? stip searched at an airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours? butt blug

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip? wear the opposite genders undies

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it) the last person I texted... a girl I like

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?kitchen fridge

[sissiesofmarvel3]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
last costume. Nude isn't socially excepted in most places.

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
naked in the pillory

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
mom

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
dog

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Girls!

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
As long as I knew it would fall out, wait...

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
lap

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
onions. I hate beans

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
three inch.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
A

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Rabbit tail

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
gag

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
opposite gender underwear

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
last person I texted

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge!

[paaltjepaal]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
sleepwear briefs and tshirt
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?mom
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?act like a dog or a baby
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
then girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)wait a week
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
3 inch
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?a
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?rabbit tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?grow a jungle down there when its time to strip
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)last person you texed
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?fridge for a month

[BrokenWings]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
This would be a choice between a Ninja (which yes... was fairly sexy), and my every night sleepwear, a long t-shirt.
I would have to choose the Halloween costume, because ninjas are awesome, and the t-shirt... really isn't that long...

2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Definitely the second, it sounds like an adventure =^.^=

3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
They have both... and i don't actually remember being very embarrassed...

4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
A dog, i don't like babies.

5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
I would rather be naked in a party fully of girls... for reasons...

6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
The second one, not because i am embarrassed about going to the doctor to get it taken out, but because that legitimately sounds fun to me.

7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Pole dance, Because pole dances are fun, and yes, from experience.

8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Beans, because if you want to get real about this, you would only start farting hours after you eat the beans, and then the sex is more of less over.

Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun

9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
15 inch penis, i dunno... i guess i'd like to destroy some holes or something.

10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
Probably A cup, just for function ability

11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Unicorn horn, then i have an extra weapon.

12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub, hopefully i will entice some people.

13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug, because i have already done hat, and i like talking.

14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
The first one, i mean, i already wear boxers on lazy days.

15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
To the last person i texted, she's a cutie <3

16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Facebook, because i live by myself, and if i posted it on the fridge, then no one would see it.