The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (22F|42M)

[drwarschauu]

I've been meaning to post here! So... here goes:

- What was the last videogame you completed?
- If you switched bodies with each other for a day, what would you do?
- What's your favorite thing to do in a theme park?
- Have you ever seen a UFO? If so, what do you think it was?
- What's your favorite kind of cake?
- Which one of you is the cutest? (Now fight it out! )
- What is the most important thing you've learned in the past six months?
- What was your favorite toy as a kid?
- What's your favorite Disney movie?
- Which Disney character do you resemble the most, personality wise?
- Which comic book villain is your favorite? Why?
- Is there balm in Gilead?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by drwarschauu

I've been meaning to post here! So... here goes:

- What was the last videogame you completed?

M: A lot of my current videogames are MMOs or RPGs... So.. I guess in a way you could I finished Diablo III: Reaper of Souls.. inasmuch as I finished the story line.

D: I did finish all the levels/difficulties of Mario Kart 64 recently (but I have done that multiple times). Finished for the first time recently? I would have to say Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga

- If you switched bodies with each other for a day, what would you do?

D: It would be the same roles and everything, I'd just be me in his body dominating him in my body... and maybe go get him (his body) branded

M: What she said.. except for the branding thing.. why would you want to do that?

- What's your favorite thing to do in a theme park?

M: OOh.. I like roller coasters!

D: Go to the guy who guesses age/weight and win stuff, because I don't look like I weigh what I do.

- Have you ever seen a UFO? If so, what do you think it was?

M: Only on TV..

D: Ditto

- What's your favorite kind of cake?

M: German Chocolate.. YUM

D: Proooobably... um... hmm... oh.. Strawberry Shortcake.. duh.. because whipped cream!

- Which one of you is the cutest? (Now fight it out! )

M: She is obviously!

D: That would be him!

- What is the most important thing you've learned in the past six months?

M: Potatoes are cuter than monkeys

D: Instead of chasing around somebody I care for, it's easier to find somebody who loves me from the start.

- What was your favorite toy as a kid?

M: Silly Putty!

D: A Barbie refrigerator (it came with a Barbie house), but it came with miniature boxes of real foodstuffs!

- What's your favorite Disney movie?

M: Emperor's New Groove! BOOM BABY BOOM!

D: Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl

- Which Disney character do you resemble the most, personality wise?

M: Pacha

D: Megara(?)

- Which comic book villain is your favorite? Why?

M/D: We can't really think of any.. we weren't big comic book people.. so... N/A?

- Is there balm in Gilead?

D: No, haven't found the balm yet

M: What she said

[iSpuds]

Originally Posted by colosubguy

2. She has an AMAZING singing voice and she likes to sing to me

What? Um, no? Σ(-`བ´-ﾉ )ﾉ

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by iSpuds

What? Um, no? Σ(-`བ´-ﾉ )ﾉ

You do so! ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

[Dwellope]

Happiness is...

The best feeling is...

Favorite pump/hype music?

Longest time you've been awake and why?

[pet monkey]

Wow... I think it's time to revive this, have we really let it set dead for so long, we are so sorry!

Originally Posted by Dwellope

Happiness is...

M: Making Duchess happy

D: Ice Cream

The best feeling is...

M: When we're at the end of a scene and things are calming down and we're just talking and she's telling me how proud she is of me.

D: Empty house, snowing outside and electric space heater, hot chocolate and old Christmas reruns

Favorite pump/hype music?

M: 80s music FTW

D: I'd Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor - Arctic Monkies

Longest time you've been awake and why?

M: 24 hrs, right after I graduated high school and stayed up with my friend playing games.

D: 5 days, in the hospital watching my sister

[Lacram]

Since you guys decided to revive your AMA:

- Did the week (?) youse spent together have an effect on your online D/s relationship?
- Will you meet again any time soon?
- Is having children an option for you?
- If you, colosubguy, could change one thing about iSpuds, what would it be?
- If you, iSpuds, could change one thing about colosubguy, what would it be?
- Are you a morning person?
- Is Donald Trump an idiot? What would you do if you were president?
- Your opinion on refugees and how the world/europe deals with them?
- Actual books or eReader?
- Do you have a driver's license?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Lacram

Since you guys decided to revive your AMA:

- Did the week (?) youse spent together have an effect on your online D/s relationship?

M: I don't think it changed the D/s relationship per se, but it did give more of a feel of realism to our relationship as a whole.

D: Yep I think it prompted us to want to try more stuff during our time apart. And it helped a lot with my bad self-image, personally.

- Will you meet again any time soon?

M: Plans are already in the works.. just working on raising the money

D: YAS IF WE CAN AFFORD IT

- Is having children an option for you?

M: Probably not, I already have two

D: Well it's not for me :P

- If you, colosubguy, could change one thing about iSpuds, what would it be?

M: That she would have a stronger sense of self confidence and be willing to believe and recognize the beauty and strength I see in her

- If you, iSpuds, could change one thing about colosubguy, what would it be?

D: He'd live closer to me.

- Are you a morning person?

M: Not if I had any say in it.

D: Depends on whether or not there's breakfast and, more importantly, coffee.

- Is Donald Trump an idiot? What would you do if you were president?

M: It's easy to say 'idiot', I wouldn't say he's a dumb man, he has made a success of himself. I think he has a lot of bad ideas and the presidency is NOT a job for him. I think he is making a lot of bad decisions and should not be in charge of the US (or any country for that matter.) If I were president I think I would work on more of an equal distribution of wealth.

D: he's not an idiot but he is vastly ignorant. If I was president I would make Bernie Sanders my VP and then resign.

- Your opinion on refugees and how the world/europe deals with them?

M: I think, in general, if people are in need it is everyone's responsibility as a member of the human race to take care of each other. I think it's crappy that there are people who would take advantage of that.

D: It's not my area of interest so I don't have one.

- Actual books or eReader?

M: eReader simply due to accessibility

D: eReader for accessibility and longevity, Actual book for aesthetics/feel.

- Do you have a driver's license?

M: Yes

D: Nope

[pet monkey]

For any that are curious, yes, the book is still open and we are still willing to answer any questions posed to us.

Thank you

Plus it's fun, so please?

[iSpuds]

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[pet monkey]

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[Georgiaboy2016]

Have you ever peed in your underwear/clothes?
If so, when was the last time you peed yourself?
If so, what were you wearing when you peed yourself?
Would you ever do it for a dare?
Do you ever wait so long for the toilet you think you won't make it? If yes, did you make it or have an accident?
If you were in line for the bathroom, would you rather pee yourself fully clothed, or pull your clothes up/down and expose yourself to pee?
Have you ever peed the bed?
Have you ever played strip game? If you have, what have you played?
Did win or lose and how much did you take off?
Have you ever gone streaking?
Have you ever skinny dipped?

[pet monkey]

Have you ever peed in your underwear/clothes?

D: Potatoes don't pee.

M: At some point, I'm sure... babies don't discriminate

If so, when was the last time you peed yourself?

D: Potatoes Don't Pee.

M: Many moons ago, when coyote howl at moon and spaceman poop pants

If so, what were you wearing when you peed yourself?

D: PoTaToEs DoN't PeE!

M: A Onesie?

Would you ever do it for a dare?

D: *Potatoes!
*Don't!
*Pee!

M: I don't do dares

Do you ever wait so long for the toilet you think you won't make it? If yes, did you make it or have an accident?

D: Pee, potatoes do not.

M: If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere!

If you were in line for the bathroom, would you rather pee yourself fully clothed, or pull your clothes up/down and expose yourself to pee?

D: POTATOES! DO! NOT! PEE!

M: As a male, the world is my urinal

Have you ever peed the bed?

D: Potatoes do not sleep in beds, they sleep in nano-silver coated vegetable crispers.

M: I'm her monkey

Have you ever played strip game? If you have, what have you played?

D: Oh look, it's a question that's not about pee.

M: I play Minecraft and we do a lot of strip mining to find diamonds and stuff, does that count?

Did win or lose and how much did you take off?

D: Potatoes don't wear clothes.

M: No one ever loses at strip games

Have you ever gone streaking?

D: Streaking? In the land of my people we call it walking. Or rolling, actually. Because potatoes don't have legs.

M: Windex leaves windows streak free

Have you ever skinny dipped?

M: I've never gone 'skinny' ANYTHING!

D: ^ Honestly I can't compete with that answer.

M: Seriously though, thank you for your questions, but had you read the first post you would see the line:

(P.S. Since we've been through pretty much all of the Truth threads, don't copy/paste them here.)

D: NO Actually, your questions sucked

[pet monkey]

Just wanted to note that this thread is still active and we are still accepting questions from the curious people of gD. C'mon, don't be shy!

[pet monkey]

Shameless bump. Also since Duchess will be coming to stay with me for a WHOLE MONTH in July, feel free to ask any questions regarding that.