Kitty Showdown! (KittenLicks vs Lightze)

[KittenLicks]

Mmph, I just did the 5 minutes of humping and it was really intense today. I've been trying to avoid triggering Damion's instructions to masturbate when touching my penis, and I'm not allowed otherwise, so it might be because I haven't masturbated in a day or so.

In any case, in the first minute I thought I'd manage to avoid even getting hard. Boy, was I wrong. :P By minute 3, the feeling of the fabric against me was absolute torture and I was harder than I even usually get when masturbating. There's something about humping a pillow that's really... desperat, and I guess that got to me. >_> The stimulation up until the end was absolute insane, and I had to stop and earn some thigh pinches three times, to avoid an orgasm.

Anyway, I'm really struggling not to 'accidentally' touch my cock and masturbate some more. And by struggling, I mean I'm actually pressing my legs together and squirming in my seat. Damn pillow humping. X_X I hope tomorrow's isn't this bad.

[Lightze]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Mmph, I just did the 5 minutes of humping and it was really intense today. I've been trying to avoid triggering Damion's instructions to masturbate when touching my penis, and I'm not allowed otherwise, so it might be because I haven't masturbated in a day or so.

In any case, in the first minute I thought I'd manage to avoid even getting hard. Boy, was I wrong. :P By minute 3, the feeling of the fabric against me was absolute torture and I was harder than I even usually get when masturbating. There's something about humping a pillow that's really... desperat, and I guess that got to me. >_> The stimulation up until the end was absolute insane, and I had to stop and earn some thigh pinches three times, to avoid an orgasm.

Anyway, I'm really struggling not to 'accidentally' touch my cock and masturbate some more. And by struggling, I mean I'm actually pressing my legs together and squirming in my seat. Damn pillow humping. X_X I hope tomorrow's isn't this bad.

*purrpurrpurr* Getting a lil' bit desperate TR? :3

[humiliation_sub]

Let’s try some backwards humping, also known as twerking! Your big ol’ kitty butt is perfect for it! Make a GIF of you trying to twerk naked. Be sure to do it with some good music! ^.^

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by Lightze

*purrpurrpurr* Getting a lil' bit desperate TR? :3

Not at all. Whoever told you that is a dirty liar. >_> I'm perfectly fine. Not desperate at all. Yup.

Originally Posted by humiliation_sub

Let’s try some backwards humping, also known as twerking! Your big ol’ kitty butt is perfect for it! Make a GIF of you trying to twerk naked. Be sure to do it with some good music! ^.^

Oh geez. xD I'm going to have to learn how to twerk just for this task. :P

I might not be able to do this naked, cause of getdare rules, though.

Why do I get the feeling I'm never living this one down? -.-;

[humiliation_sub]

I think naked is fine if the shot is just your butt, with no genitals? If you were worried about genitals showing even with a back shot, you can always do it in underwear. gD rules on pornography have always been confusing to me, so do what you’ve got to do. =)

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by humiliation_sub

I think naked is fine if the shot is just your butt, with no genitals? If you were worried about genitals showing even with a back shot, you can always do it in underwear. gD rules on pornography have always been confusing to me, so do what you’ve got to do. =)

Yeah, I'm worried about a flash of genitals showing. I can't put a gif in a getdare album, and I can't edit gifs anyway. The last thing I want is to be suspended over a naked twerking gif. :P I think that may be more humiliating than any thread I've ever made. XD

Anyway, now to learn how to twerk.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by humiliation_sub

Let’s try some backwards humping, also known as twerking! Your big ol’ kitty butt is perfect for it! Make a GIF of you trying to twerk naked. Be sure to do it with some good music! ^.^

It's a really good thing you specified "trying".

So, the first step on this twerking journey is to.. well, learn how to twerk. "But KittenLicks!" I hear you cry. "Twerking is easy!". Maybe, but not if you have no idea how to do it. Then you end up making a gif of yourself airhumping wildly and look like a fool. I mean, that's going to happen anyway, but at least this way it'll be somewhat intentional.

So, I stuck "how to twerk" into youtube, and just to spite humiliation_sub chose the video called "How To Twerk for Small Booties". A quote from that video advised that "I just need to own it and brush off the haters". That's you, humiliation_sub, stop being a hater! ^_^

Twerking is apparently a lot harder than it looks, and apparently not really designed with males in mind. Even with underwear, I was finding there was a lot of uncomfortable... wobbling, going on. >_> The last thing you want while trying to figure out how to twerk is your package flopping up and down. -.-

So, after a bit of experimentation, the expertise that comes from watching two youtube videos, and a teensy bit of tucking, I was ready. Well, as ready as I could be, which was not ready at all.

I have no idea what music people twerk to, so I just youtube'd "twerking music" and clicked on the first link. I think I ended up with a song ABOUT twerking and not FOR twerking, but whatever. It's not like the choice of music could possibly make this experience worse. :P

Here is the result. All four seconds of which I had the self confidence to try to twerk for. :P

Adding "twerking" to my limits is really tempting right now. xD

Thanks a bunch for the task, humiliation_sub. :P I hope the finished product gave you a laugh.

[KittenLicks]

And while I'm reporting things, I'll report that I had a little alone time and did a quick 50 spanks with my hairbrush. It's just plastic, not wood, and I spanked moderately hard. Not hard enough for a "punishment" spanking, but just enough to put a little pink in my cheeks and leave a nice sting. <3

Yay, only 250~ spanks to go.

[humiliation_sub]

No dares for the kitty in 24 hours? Gasp!

Kitty, you can only use the toilet for the next 24 hours if you either:
a) Beg and receive permission in this thread, or;
b) Add 50 spanks to your pending total (only available if in public as a last option - if possible, try not to use this).

Note that you can always wet yourself without permission, just no toilet.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by humiliation_sub

No dares for the kitty in 24 hours? Gasp!

Kitty, you can only use the toilet for the next 24 hours if you either:
a) Beg and receive permission in this thread, or;
b) Add 50 spanks to your pending total (only available if in public as a last option - if possible, try not to use this).

Note that you can always wet yourself without permission, just no toilet.

Oh geez, this is going to be tough. Thanks, though, I appreciate it! <3 Dares have slowed down a bit.

I'm not sure if anyone is reading this thread anymore, so it does worry me that I won't ever get a response. XD

And seeing as it'd be non-feline of me to not immediately look for loopholes.. no toilet, but sinks, showers, glasses, bowls, or even outside is fine, right? :3c

[Simi]

lets say nothing in the bathroom, and if you use a container it ought to be poured over your entire body or drank

[humiliation_sub]

*eyeroll*

No peeing in anything but your normal clothes.

EDIT: Actually, go with what Simi said.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by Simi

lets say nothing in the bathroom, and if you use a container it ought to be poured over your entire body or drank

Kitchen it is then. :3c

I'm probably not helping my chances, come the time I need to pee. XD

[humiliation_sub]

Well, there's a simple solution. You must give a full report of how the dare went at the end. If there's anything clearly against the intent of the dare, I can always dare you to drink your pee for the rest of the month. ^.^

As a totally unrelated note, do you like eating asparagus? heh

The intent of the dare is wet yourself in your clothes or get permission. Act accordingly.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by humiliation_sub

Well, there's a simple solution. You must give a full report of how the dare went at the end. If there's anything clearly against the intent of the dare, I can always dare you to drink your pee for the rest of the month. ^.^

As a totally unrelated note, do you like eating asparagus? heh

The intent of the dare is wet yourself in your clothes or get permission. Act accordingly.

I know, I know, I'm just messing around.

Uh.. I guess I'm ambivalent on asparagus? >_>