Theo's Dares (Updated)

[TheoDares]

This thread is where I will keep all of my dares and stuff so that I have them in a log. Feel free to comment if you do any of the dares. These dares are simply there for me to log all the dares I give and then like.

A Submissive Night
Likes: Bondage, Sleeping Dares, Edging

To complete this dare, you must have a night in which you can sleep for a bit. You are going to start the night with five edges. These edges should prepare you for what is going to come. I'm going to assign an hour for you to get these done. After they're done, you will then begin your bondage.

A submissive girl has no need to talk. You are dictated to, allowed to moan and whimper - but you really have no need to talk so you are to gag yourself. Complete yet another edge, don't worry - keep being a good girl and you will be able to orgasm, I promise. You are now to get into bed, you'll be confined to the bed for the rest of the night, make sure you have something to blindfold yourself with, tape/rope and be wearing just lacy underwear.

You are now going to tie your legs together or tape them together. After all, you will now have no need for walking as you will be in your bed for the rest of the night. Think of it as your comfy prison. Oh that gets you hot, does it? Guess you better complete one more edge. You are to now tie your boobs up the best you can. I know that this is a skill some people can not do, so if you can - congratulations but if you cant, then get on all fours and deliver twenty firm slaps to your ass cheeks, twenty on each of course!

Upon that being done, you should tie one of your arms to your body. Your hand will be tied or taped to your side, with your arm. You are to now edge once more. You are to sleep how you are. One arm tied, gagged, but also blindfolded. If you wake up and your sheets are wet tomorrow, you are allowed to orgasm. If you wake up and your sheets are not wet, then you should do this dare again until you have a night in which you end up wet!

Balloon Pop!

Likes: Balloons, Anal, Exercise

For this dare, you will need to begin by blowing up some balloons. A minimum of twenty is required however should you desire to blow up more, you may - especially if you are doing this dare as a punishment - then make sure you push yourself. The next bit will push you hard.

You should now be surrounded with a bunch of balloons all blown up to maximum size, at least twenty of them. You are to now get completely naked. I want you to next find an object that has a point on the end and a handle. My personal suggestion to you would be a screwdriver. You are to then put the screwdriver inside your ass, using the handle of course. This should mean you are now standing surrounded by balloons with a sharp point coming out of your anus.

Here's the fun part! You will now be given sixty seconds. You are to pop the balloons merely by squatting down over them and poking them with your pointy buttocks! How fast can you squat? You better hope it's fast because if you take longer than the sixty seconds, for each additional balloon not popped, you must perform twenty squats touching the point to the ground, therefore forcing the object of choice further into your buttocks.

Bathroom of Wedgies

Likes: Wedgies, Scat, Mouth Soaping

Oh! Looks like you have managed to find yourself in the Bathroom of Wedgies! It's quite simple. You start this task wearing only boxer shorts and in your bathroom. Once you are there, stood in your bathroom wearing just your boxers, you receive five tasks - and each task should be completed while in a wedgie.

Your first wedgie is the frontal wedgie. For this, you merely pull your underwear up as high as you can get it from the front. If done correctly, this should crush your balls and possibly penis. You will keep this wedgie in while you do a spot of cleaning. You'll be cleaning the toilet. You will first clean the seat, using your tongue - then underneath the seat, using your toothbrush.

Your second wedgie will be a regular wedgie. You've punished the front, now you are to pull up as high as possible from the back. If done correctly, this should really infringe on the anus and really hurt it. While you're in the bathroom, you should take a shower - of course staying in your wedgie. Tip shower gel into your boxers, want to make sure you get a proper clean!

Your third wedgie should occur while you are still wet, and now in your sticky, wet boxers. This time - it is a shoulder wedgie. You've cleaned the outside of your body so now it's time to do some cleaning on the inside. After cleaning that toilet with your mouth, I think you should clean your mouth. You are to get a bar of soap and place it in your mouth. You are to hold it in your mouth for 60 seconds. During these 60 seconds, you should keep pushing your shoulders up trying to hurt yourself more.

Your fourth and final wedgie is not yet prepared! You must first shit into this pair of underwear. Once you've shit yourself, you may now give yourself a back wedgie forcing your feces to squash into your butt. If done correctly, and if your underwear is not tight enough, then some of the shit should have fallen on the floor. You are to lick what is on the floor for 30 seconds. If none falls out, you are to take the underwear off and face plant into them.

Bin Men on Strike!

Likes: Humiliation, Messy, Piss

Uh-oh! Looks like the bin men are once again on strike! This causes you a great deal of problems. You don't want to put too many bin bags out because if you do, you know they'll just build up. That's okay though, as you have a brilliant idea. You are to get completely naked, you are then to step into your dustbin, as full as possible is ideal. You are to then jump up and down until the rubbish has squashed down. If done right, you should now have a lot more room in your bin bag.

You know full well that the bin men are busy, hard-working people. They can't be sorting through your rubbish to make sure your recycling is done - so it is your job to help them out. You are to then empty your bin bag out on the floor. Using only your mouth, you are to sort the items into Paper, Glass and Others. For every item that was in your rubbish that should have been in Paper or Glass, you are to record a tally in your head. After sorting through all your rubbish, you should put it in the appropriate bins. You must now do the following task to accompany the amount of rubbish you had put in the incorrect bin.

1-4 Items: Oops! Looks like a cat has weed! (Wee on the rubbish then rub it on yourself)
5-8 Items: Put the bins out naked for the next month.
9+ Items: Put bins out naked and piss yourself as you do it for the next month.

Chaturbate, Bumurbate

Likes: Anal, Online Exposure

Welcome to Chaturbate, Bumurbate. For this dare, you will be using Chaturbate to broadcast yourself live to the people! You will be training your anus live on camera for your followers - and I will be telling you exactly what they should be seeing and what your rules are for when you decide to take centre stage on Chaturbate.

You should spend the entire time on Chaturbate with something in your anus. The only possible exception to this, is a change over of object. You should have atleast 15 objects that you know can be inserted into your anus with relative ease. Feel free to test them before you go on Camera. Now, you will remain on Chaturbate for half an hour, and each time someone new comes, you are to send them the list of the 15 objects that you have, allowing them to choose what goes inside you next.

Here's the twist, when you get your list of 15 objects, you are allowed to label two of the fifteen with an "L". This means that if your viewers choose one of these two items, you may use lubricant for that object. If your viewers do not choose them, then there will be no lube and you will be going into your anus completely bone dry. Make sure you post a thread announcing your show, with at least an hours notice!

Clean Your Mess!

Likes: Scat, Piss, Roleplay

For this dare, it should take place in your bathroom. You must first set your scene. So, the night before you got extremely drunk and you completely messed up your bathroom! As we all know, alcohol makes the bladder extremely weak so before you could actually get to the toilet, you ended up urinating all over the floor just by the door. Luckily though, you were able to get some into the bath. You then needed a shit, but completely forgot what a toilet looks like. How drunk were you?! Looks like you took your dump in the sink, don't worry though - as now is your time to clean up.

You first get to work on your piss and cleaning that up, forgetting all about the smelly, rotting dump that you've left in your sink. You decide that cleaning the floor is the most important thing as you do not want it to seap through the floors. You decide however that you should be punished for your behavour and therefore lick the urine up with your tongue! How good of you! You then get to work cleaning your bathtub and the urine you accidently put in there, once again - you use your tongue to clean this up.

Wanting to really test if you've cleaned the floor and bath to the very best of your abilities, you then go and get your toothbrush and use it to go over the floor and bath. Don't worry though! When you come to brush your teeth tonight, providing you cleaned the floor properly - you won't taste anything -but if you didn't clean properly, then it looks like you will know about it later.

You then leave your bathroom for ten minutes. You go and do whatever it is you do, make a drink, read a book, do some sit ups - whatever takes your fancy for ten minutes. Suddenly, you remember - there is a huge brown dump in your sink. You then race back to the bathroom and you see it there staring at you. By now, it's been left and has started to stink up your bathroom as it's gone cold and hard. You need to remove it from the sink and place it into the toilet, you do this by using your teeth. You then get your toothbrush from earlier and clean the sink with it. Heck, why wait for tonight, you think? You then decide to brush your teeth.

Crossdress Mobile Cafe

Likes: Cum, Crossdressing, Public

This dare will take place over the course of a week. Each week you will attend the Crossdressing Cafe for Feminised Sissy's, however - there is just one problem. Each day, the cafe moves to a brand new location! Each location that the cafe moves to appears to get closer and closer to the public view. But you don't care about this - you brave the looks and possible humiliation and head to your favourite cafe because you know that you just can't get enough of your favourite treat, cum.

On the first day of the week, the Cafe has come to your Garden! You are to crossdress and head to the garden. You will remain like this until you have managed to masturbate and eat your own cum. On Day Two, the cafe will move to a Canal, or somewhere near water depending where you live. Once again, you go to the cafe crossdressed and stay there until you've eaten your own cum. Day three then approaches, and it seems the Cafe got waterlogged and had to move again - this time to a park. You'll remain there until you've once again eaten your cum.

By now, if you are doing this dare correctly, you should have found yourself crossdressed guzzling down cum in three different places over the last three days! Don't worry though - only four days left. Day four, you go to a quiet public road and have your snack while crossdressed. Day five sees the cafe move to a busier road and you head to the road crossdressed and eat your cum again. Two more days left and the Cafe decides to try something new! They set up shop in a Public Restroom, not in the cubicals - but in the restroom. You must remain there crossdressed until you've eaten your cum. On the last day, the Cafe moves to a rather busy town centre or high street. You know the rest!

Edge of Self Worth
Likes: Degrading, Edging

You are going to get a piece of paper and a pen for this dare. I want you to sit in front of a mirror. You are to take a good long look into that mirror. I want you to write down anything and everything that you dislike about yourself. You should of course be completely naked looking at yourself in the mirror. After you've written this on paper, you will then copy your negative ideas onto your body with a pen. For example, if you don't like your cheekbones, you'd write what you don't like about them on your "Cheekbones". If you thought you were fat, you'd write "fat" on your stomach.

For everything that you write, you are to number it. Each complaint should have an assigned number. If there are then fifteen things you dislike about yourself for example, you must edge for each one - each time thinking about that one dislike about yourself. This should mean it is longer for you to masturbate for, therefore frustrating yourself more and degrading you as you look at your worthless, disliked body as you do it.

I appreciate that this could mean a lot of edges so, with that in mind - you have a six per day limit. If there is seven things, you will do 6 on 1 day, and the last edge the next. If there are forty things, you will do 6 on 1 day, 6 on day 2, 6 on 3, 6 on Day 4 and so on and so on until you've reached 40.

Girl to Woman

Likes: Diapers, Humiliation, Feminisation

You are to begin your dare wearing nothing but a diaper. If you have a pacifier, then you are more than welcome to suck on your little dummy until your dare is welcome, I know that being the little baby you are, you'll probably really like that. Anyway, you now have a job little one! You are going to transform from a baby, into a beautiful woman!

Firstly, you must start out as a little baby. Trapped there in your diaper, you are going to watch a movie. I know you are a cute little girl, in love with your feminine side, so I'd suggest watching a Romantic Comedy, one of those really cheesy ones where there is always a happy ever after! Make sure you have a box of tissues with you as you watch it though little one, we all know how much you love a happy ending.

Looks like that movie really matured you and you've grown up. Still in your diapers, but this time in there to catch your period blood as opposed to your own urine and shit, you've ditched the cute onesies for a skirt. You should go and put on your most girliest outfit, and uh-oh looks like you've leaked again! (Put Ketchup in your diaper to simulate your period). You should stay like this until you've perfected how to do 'Winged Eye Liner'. You may then wash in a cold shower - still wearing your diaper.

High School Musical Drinking Game

Likes: Piss, Humiliation, Diapers

You are to watch High School Musical 1, 2 and 3 back-to-back in this all out Musical night for yourself. You should also have a bottle of water, preferably 2-3 liters with you that you should be working your way through during the movies. You will be watching the movies wearing only a diaper.

You should begin this dare completely desperate to piss. You should start drinking your water from the start and continue throughout, if you run out - make sure you top up. Here's the twist - despite your desperation to piss, and the fact that you are drinking more and more to make the desperation worse, you can only piss - during a song. If there is no song, you are not allowed to piss.

Obviously, you should sing along with the words to the best of your ability as you sit in your diaper pissing yourself quickly as possible before the song ends. You may not change your diaper until the three movies have ended.

At the end of the movies, you are to get a six-sided dice to decide what should happen with your completely soaked through diaper.
1. It becomes a hat for 1 hour.
2. You eat your next meal from the diaper.
3. You face plant yourself into the diaper.
4. Nothing. Disregard the diaper to the bin.
5. Squeeze diaper out over a glass, drink the glass.
6. Nothing. Disregard the diaper to the bin.

Messy Puppy!

Likes: Messy, Pet Play, Bondage

You are going to get five tins of food, whatever food you want is fine - as long as it is messy! You are to empty these tins into the biggest five bowls you can find. In each bowl, you are to mix four raisons, pees, or something else small that you like to eat. It shouldn't be much bigger than 1cm in size. You are to put four of those in each of the five big bowls.

You are then going to locate your four raisons in each bowl using only your mouth, just like a puppy would. You will remain on each bowl until you have completely succeeded. Should there be any reason why you can't suceed, for example - you accidently eat one of the raisons as your searching through the messy bowls, then you should punish yourself with twenty spanks per raison.

That's not it. To ensure that you are not tempted to use your hands, they should be taped into fists, just like paws would be on a pet. Your legs should also be taped too so that leg and thigh are taped together. You will crawl to the bowls on your paws and knees, completely naked of course.

My Ol' Mans a Dustman
Likes: Spanking, Humiliation, Pee

Now here's a little story, to tell it - is a must... about an unsung hero that moves away a dust. Some people make a forture, others earn a mint. Now your old man doesn't earn much, in fact - he's flipping skint... because your old mans a dustman! It's extremely nice that you want to help him out with his job though. So, you decide to go into your bin bag and sort out the recycling for him. For this dare, you should get a full bin bag, and empty it out.

Your old man knew the struggles of being a dustman - and it seems that you have still not cared enough to sort out your bins. You are to sort through your rubbish and put it into four piles. Household Waste, Electrical Waste, Paper/Card and Glass Bottles. For every item of Household Waste, you should spank your bare bottom hard ten times per item. For every item of Electrical Waste, you should spank your bare bottom with a wooden spoon fifty times. For every piece of paper disposed of in the bin, that is one spank to your bare ass and for every glass bottle, that's five spanks to the bum.

You should now count up how many glass bottles, electrical items and paper you have put into your bin bag. They shouldn't have been in there! They should have been sorted into your relevant recycling bins, but no matter - you should now do the dare that is associated with the number of inappropriately placed items:

1-4 Items: Oops! Looks like a cat has weed! (Wee on the rubbish then rub it on yourself)
5-8 Items: Put the bins out naked for the next month.
9+ Items: Put bins out naked and piss yourself as you do it for the next month.

Naked Dice
Likes: Public, Humiliation, Streaking

For this dare, you will need a 6 sided dice or internet application that will roll a dice for you. Your dare is quite simply a Dice Dare, nice and easy for you to do so - here it goes!

How public should the place be?
1. Not Very
2. Not Very
3. Not Very
4. Not Very
5. Not Very
6. Very

If you got a 1-5, Where?
1. Forest
2. Park at Night
3. Garden
4. Quiet Road
5. In front of your window.
6. Doorstep.

If you got a 6, Where?
1. Busy Road
2. Highstreet
3. Shopping Center
4. Inside a Shop
5. Park during the Day
6. All of the Above.

How long should you remain nude there for?
1. 5 Minutes
2. 10 Minutes
3. 15 Minutes
4. 20 Minutes
5. 30 Minutes
6. Until you've seen someone (they don't have to see you.)

Humiliation?
1. None
2. Make a Getdare thread prior to doing the dare and accept Body Writing dares
3. Spend the whole time on all fours.
4. Keep legs spread and hands on head.
5. Dance for at least two minutes while there.
6. Hump the floor

Pass or Smash

Likes: Crossdressing, Anal, Public

Pass or Smash was a childhood game that I used to play in which you would look at a picture of someone and you would then have to decide between two options. Either you would smash that person, as in have sex with them, or you would pass on them. We've changed the rules slightly for your dare, and those rules are as follows.

You are going to print out photos of yourself crossdressed and give them to three members of the public, preferably men. You are to then ask them "What do you think of her?" If the man comments normally, then you Pass - Good job. However, if the man comments on the gender of the person in the photo, for example saying "she looks like a man" or "Pretty sure that's a dude", then quite unfortunately, you have failed and deserve a punishment.

So, what is that punishment? The smash you might add. You will in fact, be smashing your anus. As this is a punishment, quite simply you do not deserve any lubricant. You are to find a cylinder like object, a cucumber or frozen banana would do excellent, and you are to smash your own anus with that object 20 times for each person that commented on the person in the photos real Gender.

Penis Ice Cream

Likes: CBT, Pain, Ice

I hope you're not feeling too hot right now, but just in case you are - I'm going to give you a chance to cool off with our special Penis Ice Creams! Where is the Ice Cream you may ask? Silly you! You've got to make it - and you are going to use your penis to do so!

You are first to get a cup or bag of Ice. You are to hold your penis in there for a minimum of 30 seconds, if you think you can take more - feel free to go for longer! This should create an extremely cold feeling on your penis. You are then going to go and find something like yoghurt or melted chocolate and dip your penis into the mixture! This should give it the colouring!

You should now be stood there with a freezing cold penis covered in something such as Yogurt or Chocolate. You should remember the Syrup of course. Pour the syrup onto the penis and then if you want, maybe add some sprinkles! Your penis should be nice, cold and messy by now - but wait! In the time it has taken you to do all that, your penis has become warm - dip it in Ice, this time for a minute.

Feeling numb? Oh well that's no good! To get some feeling back into your penis, you should rub one off. Masturbate your little, freezing cold Ice Cream. You've had the ice, now it's time for you to experience the cream, let your little Ice Cream explode with cum - now go wash it off, but make sure the shower is cold.

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Cuffed in Diapers
Likes: Bondage, Diapers, Piss

You will begin your dare by getting into a diaper. If you're a coward, feel free to put your diaper on underneath your trousers, or skirt if you're less so. If you are feeling completely daring, or you feel the need to be punished, then please feel free to simply go out wearing just the diaper, and top half covered of course if you wish.

While you remain in your diapers, you should also take a litre bottle of pop to drink. If you don't drink pop, water is fine - but pop will make you need to urinate more, and don't you just love that! You are now to take a slow walk down to a hidden public area, the public area that you choose should be a minimum of fifteen minutes away on foot. I hope you've chosen a good route.

You really want to consider the route you take. Here's a tip, unless you're feeling really daring, I'd avoid the main roads. Each time you see a car on your journey of the colour Black, Red, Blue, Green or White, you are to take a big gulp of your drink. Upon reaching your chosen destination, you are now to find something you can cuff yourself too. If you have no handcuffs, use tape and tape your wrists to an object like a rail. You must now squat for ten minutes, cuffed. You're not allowed to piss just yet though!

After your ten minutes cuffed in your diapers, you are allowed to let yourself go. Go on, feel free - relieve yourself, but if you do, then you must - at your hidden place, lay down on the floor and remove your diaper and carry it home. Alternatively, you can choose to hold it a little longer until you eventually reach your house. Decisions, Decisions - let's hope you chose a good route.

Gym of Pain
Likes: Exercise, Pain, Torture

You've decided that in order to become fit, you would like to enrol in a gym, but being the lazy person that you are, you know that you need to be pushed hard in order to reach the point of physical fitness. This led you to go to the toughest, most ruthless gym in town! The Gym of Pain. The key to this gym, is that you can stop the pain at any time, all you've got to do is finish your exercises.

You meet your trainer, the always dominant Doux Feah. Doux doesn't care about your gender, Doux cares about your pain. Doux begins by applying a clothespeg to each of your nipples. You are then to perform 100 squats, only after completion of the 100 squats the pegs may be removed. Tired already? Doux returns, but this time holding a bottle of toothpaste which gets squirted and rubbed into your genitals. You aren't ready to hit the showers just yet though, as you must first complete 60 situps.

After your set of 60 situps are done, you're almost ready to hit the showers and have the toothpaste removed, but not yet. In fact, for even having the indecency to ask for a shower, Doux adds more toothpaste, but this time - onto your tender nipples. You are then ordered to perform 60 press ups, however if you are able to do them on your fists instead of the palm of your hand, that time gets reduced down to 40.

Now that you've built up your sweat, with your sore stinging nipples, and tingling genitals - it is almost time for you to take a shower. Doux wishes for you to power through the pain one more time, and places the four pegs on your toothpaste coated genitals. You are now to hold the plank position for two minutes. You may not stop and start. The two minutes must be consecutive otherwise you should continue doing it. Upon the completion of your two minutes, you finally may shower.

Hanging World Tour
Likes: Humiliation, Wedgies, Pictures

For this dare, it might be a good idea to purchase a cheap pack of underwear, speedos of tighty whities are obviously the most appreciated ones. Now, for this dare - you will also need a camera that has a timer on it, most phones do now if you wish to record on a phone. You will begin your dare by putting on a pair of your underwear and wearing them out and about under your clothes... nothing unusual about that right?

Fully clothed, you decide to take a walk to your nearest park, or anywhere with trees. Feeling like a kid again, you set your camera up facing the tree - you then begin to climb the tree while recording, but wait! Your underwear gets caught on the branch. Oh well, you're there now. You then remain hanging on the tree for ten minutes.

Here's the twist. If the underwear remains intact, then congratulations. You've survived and may happily delete the pictures and videos. However, if the underwear snaps in those ten minutes or there is any rip, then you must print out the picture of you dangling there, and tape that picture to the tree with the ripped underwear. Let's hope no one you know happens to be walking past that tree. Choose a good one won't you?

Kinky Statues
Likes: Humiliation, Pain, Anal

As a child, you may have played the game of Musical Statues in which you would have to freeze upon the stopping of music. Well now, you are going to play Kinky Statues. You are to begin this dare by putting something in your anus, the shape of a penis. A butt plug, dildo or a vibrator is preferred but an object such as a banana or hairbrush handle will work just as well. Obviously, as statues cannot feel pain - neither can you, so no - You aren't allowed any lubricant.

You are now going to hold five different positions for two-minute intervals. The first position will be you, completely naked (for all of these positions) squatting down as low as you can. You will remain in this squat for the two minute period. If the anal object falls out, you must deliver ten slaps to the testicles. The next position is a sumo position. Just like how a sumo wrestler would start a fight, you are to assume this position and hold it for two minutes. If the object in your butt falls out, you are to give a one-minute blowjob to the object.

As the object has been dry, I don't expect it would have fallen out by now, so now we're going to do some statue maintenance and make it harder. You must now stand for two minutes with your legs as far apart as you can get them, with the heavily lubed up object in your anus. I hope you are good at clenching your anus! The fourth position will see you turned into a water fountain. You are to stand on one leg, urinating into a glass. If on position 3, your object fell out - you must drink the glass of piss, or pour it over yourself. If it didn't fall out, you may proceed to the fifth position. Once again, you should heavily lube up the object. Your fifth position will see you bent over touching your toes. This will stretch your legs, so if you keep your legs straight, this will hurt - that is good. If the butt plug falls out this time, you must keep it in for the next 4 hours. If it stayed in? You're finished.

Pet Show
Likes: Public, Pet Play, Edging

For this dare, you will be entering yourself into the special pet show. You should get completely naked and strip yourself off. You should now do your best to dress up as a cute doggy, kitten or whatever animal it is that you enjoy roleplaying as. Now, this is a show that always likes to reward good pets, so for every item of gear you own, you are the award yourself with one edge. So if you only have a tail, one edge. If you have a collar and leash, two edges, If you had a tail, collar and leash, three edges - and so on.

Now, I'm sure that you must be a frustrated little pet after all of those edges. Don't worry though, you will be awarded the opportunity to masturbate shortly. But before we get to that - you should show off what you can do. Why should you win the Pet Show? You are to now do some tricks, roll over, fetch a ball, play with a ball of yarn. Spend ten minutes doing pet like activities demonstrating just how good a pet you are!

Good job Pet! After your frustrating edges, and all that hard work you just did showing off your skills, I think you deserve to masturbate - however, there is a little twist for you. You are allowed to Masturbate, but you must do this still dressed as an animal and in your garden. You can only cum via humping too! Still want to masturbate? If you do, then you know what to do. If you don't want to go outside and show your neighbours what an adorable pet you are, then that's fine - but you'll be doing two more edges.

Porn Critique
Likes: Denial, Porn, Writing

There is a brand new website on the internet! A website that reviews pornographic movies and congratulations, you've been offered the job. Your new job will see you write a review on five pornos, making sure that you focus on the factors of storyline and entertainment. You're not the first person to have this job, but the other person who did it before you kept touching themself on the job.

Oh wait? Did you think that you'd be able to masturbate? Sorry, but no. While performing this job, you must not touch yourself. You can not focus on your review if your palming yourself - and therefore, during your working hours - you will exist in a temporary state of denial. Your first edition for the website requires you to review five movies 7-10 minutes long, and remember - you aren't to touch yourself.

The first movie you must review is a homosexual erotica of 7-10 minutes. The second movie you must review is a heterosexual causal erotica, once again of 7-10 minutes. A lot of your audience happen to be quite kinky, so expect to be reviewing kinkier movies too. Your third movie will be a public humiliation video, by now you know the time limit. Your fourth will be a roleplay - a Master/Slave video and your fifth and final video - will be a video of your choice, but make sure it is kinky.

Last but not least, you must send your reviews into your editor to post on the website (post them here on a thread). You must get a minimum of four people to approve your reviews before you are able to masturbate again. No approval rating? No masturbation for you.

Punished by the Dentist

Likes: Toothpaste, Edging, Pain

It would seem that despite your dentists constant pleas with you, you can not help but eat sweets! Oh, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. No? Okay, I'll remind you. Remember your little dentist appointment? When we found out that you have three cavities and a black tooth! I just don't know what to do with you anymore, but luckily the dentist does. You will go to the dentist tomorrow and do as he says!

You arrive at your dentist. If you're really daring, do this dare at your local dentists, whether in the bathroom, waiting room or just outside. If not, you can make a dentist surgery in your home. You go inside to see a dentist waiting there with a huge tube on toothpaste. "Okay, pour out the toothpaste onto your palm. Pour it out until you've managed to count to 5. Done? Okay good. Now begin to palm your clit. Rub your clit, and then begin to slowly finger yourself - this'll remind you to eat better!

Does that sting? Good, but you know what? I think you can do better. Pick up the toothpaste." Reluctantly, you do as you are told. He then squirts some more out on your two index fingers. You are then told to massage each nipple, two minutes per nipple. With your clit burning, and your tits burning, it's nearly time to finish up. In one last ditch attempt to remind you to keep brushing, he gets a toothbrush and squirts a little more toothpaste on it. For the next 30 seconds, you must brush your vagina and then without washing the brush, you must brush your teeth for two minutes. Upon completion of the two minutes, you're allowed to finally clean up.

Storage Facilabum!

Likes: Enemas, Exercise, Messy

As money has been tight recently, you've decided that you no longer can justify buying lots of pots and jars to keep your liquids in! Hey, why would you? You have a perfectly good rectum for that. For this dare, you will be giving yourself 3 enemas and doing a task while that thing is in your anus. Of course, failure in your task will result in a punishment.

The first enema you will be giving yourself is with a glass of cold Milk. The milk should have been placed in the fridge first to make sure that it is cold for your pathetic anus. After giving yourself the enema, you are to perform 100 squats. You should hold the enema until your squats are complete, but should you fail to do the 100 squats, you must empty your milky enema into a glass, and drink the whole thing.

The second enema you will be giving yourself is with a glass of your own personal urine. The urine should be introduced to the inside of your anus while you tidy at least two rooms in your home. One room in your house must be your bathroom! Here's the twist, upon tidying the room, you must upload the pictures to a thread on Getdare. The Getdare users must agree that the room is cleaned before you are allowed to empty it. If your thread suggests that the room is unclean, or you get no replies in 20 minutes, then you must empty your enema into a glass and tip it over your head.

Your third and final enema should be with four tablespoons of hot sauce! Luckily for you, this enema will only last five minutes - if you're willing to rub toothpaste on your anus. If you decide you aren't willing to rub the toothpaste on your anus, then bad news - the hot sauce remains in for fifteen minutes.

Tick Tock Cummings
Likes: Masturbation, Messy, Humiliation

You will need to begin this dare by choosing three foods, preferably messy food that's you can empty into three bowls. This dare might take a while, it depends on how much cum you can generate! Got your three messy foods? Place them into three different bowls. You are now to place these three bowls on the floor.

For this task, you will need a timer. You are to kneel, completely naked over the bowl. This means the bowl should be directly under your vagina, meaning that if something came out of it, it would be caught with your bowl, full of food. You have got three minutes to cum in each of the bowls. That's three minutes per bowl. If you manage the cum within three minutes, congratulations - you may disgard that food item, covered in your cum.

However! If you are unable to cum into your bowl within the three minutes, then you must continue to masturbate over your bowl until you have cummed in it. You are then to eat the entire contents of what is in the bowl. I hope you enjoy your food with extra added cum.

Titty Dunking
Likes: Pain, Ice, Titty Torture

For this dare, you are going to start out with two buckets of Ice Cold Water. In each of the buckets, there should be a lot of Ice and a lot of water, enough for you to dunk your tits in. You are then going to get topless and kneel at the buckets. You're first going to make your nipples hard and sensitive with five minutes of teasing. In this five minutes, you should play with spanking your tits, flicking, rubbing and squeezing your nipples.

It's now time to dunk your tits into the water. Now, you should do this with a timer on, and be warned - there will be a challenge that corresponds with how long you were able to hold your tits under water. The longer you are able to submerge your fun bags in the cold Ice Water, the less severe your punishment will be.

If you only manage to hold them under for less than one minute, you should drip hot candle wax onto your nipples and then apply a clothespeg to each nipple. These pegs should then be spanked off. If you manage one to two minutes, then all you need to do is attach two clothespegs for five minutes and then spank them off. Three to Four minutes means that you just wear the clips for five minutes and can gently remove them at the end. Four minutes, one second and above means that you may finish by rubbing your sensative, hard nipples to warm them up.

Tour De' Dare

Likes: Public Nudity, Pictures

Welcome to the Tour De' Dare! I promise the Tour De' France stole the name from me, not the other way round. Anyway, that's besides the point. The point of this task is to take twelve photos in twelve different locations. These photos are quite simple - fully naked full frontals. How daring you decide to be with your pictures is completely your choice. For example, if I say "road", you can choose whether it is a busy road or empty road. These photos should be uploaded into an album and left online for a minimum of two-weeks.

1. Public Toilet (not in a cubical)
2. Public Toilet (in a cubical)
3. Outside the door of a Public Toilet
4. Roadside
5. Park
6. Somewhere near Water
7. Garden
8. Allyway
9. Store Changing Room
10. Field
11. Up a tree
12. Hiding behind a bush.

You are to upload the above twelve photos to Kinktalk or some other album. For each picture that you decide to pussy out on, you must go to that place and leave at least one pair of underwear that you own. This tour will either see you completely naked in twelve locations, or losing twelve pieces of underwear in twelve different locations. Can you afford the punishment?

Ye Ol' Cocker Spaniel
Likes: Piss, Humiliation, Pain

Yarr, las, get yourself down to "Ye Ol' Cocker Spaniel". Finest pub, in town, that it is! You make your way down here ready for a long night, but the pub isn't exactly for... losers like you, who drink their own piss.

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Part 1: Grabbing a Drink

A long night awaits so why not start by drowning your sorrows in to a nice pint. The bartender suggests the new "Loser Cocktail", which will be on the house for you. You reluctantly accept.

- Grab a pint glass.
- Add four shot-glasses of your own pee.
- Add a shot-glass of your own cum.
- Add a shot-glass of your own saliva.
- Add a shot-glass of vinegar.
- Fill remainder with a fizzy drink of your choice.

You have five minutes to drink it all, enjoy.

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Part 2: Pulling the Men

Time to pull some lads and what better way to do that than by pulling off some sick dance moves! Luckily for you, you watched an insane dance tutorial last night on how to do the "I Love Theo Dance"... Complete that now.

- Get naked.
- Squat once and punch yourself in the balls with your left fist.
- Squat again and punch yourself in the balls with your right fist.
- As you squat, moan "I'm sorry, Theo."
- Repeat previous three stages 30 times, counting out loud.
- Slap your ass 50 times, completing a star-jump after every slap.
- Touch your toes 10 times, each time repeating "I am sorry for challenging you, Theo."

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Part 3: The Beat-Down

Yikes! Looks like those lads you tried to pull had girlfriends and they're coming for you. They're banging on the toilet doors... One of them makes an offer to you, surrender yourself and they'll go easy on you but if you don't open the door - it'll be much worse.

You think you have a slight chance of escaping alive though.

You have a choice!

- Surrender: They decide that punishing you physically isn't worth their time. They both pee in a glass, and allow you to drink that urine. So two big glasses of pee for you!

or

- Try to Escape Roll a 12 sided dice. If 3 or under, you get away scott-free with no spanks. If 4 or above, you must drink the two glasses of piss and also the girls will be back tomorrow - and you'll drink two more glasses tomorrow!

[TheoDares]

Bath of Mess
Likes: Messy, Piss, Edging

For the sake of this dare, you should have a bathtub available or some type of bucket/bin that is big enough for you to get into. Now you will also need to buy quite a lot of tinned, messy foods for this dare, you won't be eating them so you can go as cheap as you like!

Just like the dirty little pig you are, you will soon begin to empty the messy foods into the bathtub. Whether this is beans, condiments - whatever, pour it in. Your aim is to fill the bathtub to completion with the messy ingredients. You're then going to get a coin and flip it. If you get heads, then you must get into the bathtub and edge five times, rolling around in the mess after each of your edges.

If you find yourself getting tails, then you must add some all natural ingredients to your bath of mess. You must proceed to piss yourself in your messy tub. You will then begin to bathe in the mess, just like a little pig would - make sure you cover your hair in it, wash your face and most importantly, do not forget to wash behind your ears!

Blushies for Kitties
Likes: Pet Play, Pee, Humping

For this dare, you have a choice of three attires. Either you can take the standard attire and be completely nude. The other possible attire is in Pet Play gear, so you dressed as a beautiful little pet, in this instance - a kitten. Or the third option, is in a beautiful set of panties, fitting for a beautiful little kitten. Once you have chosen your outfit, you should get a black pen or something like it, and draw a nose and whiskers on your face. Now that you've been transformed you're ready to start.

You should get on all fours, the default position that a kitten should be on and you should be on the floor. Unfortunately, you are not a house trained kitten and you pee all over the floor where you are standing. You always liked playing in water, and you didn't realise this is gross pee so you decide to play in the pee, sliding about in it and lapping it up with your tongue like a good little kitten should. Once you've had enough to drink, it's time to pleasure the little kitten.

Still crawling around in your own pee, you should begin to hump the floor. While humans moan to express pleasure, you should make sure you are, quite loudly meowing and purring with delight at your humping skills. You should then, after four minutes of humping the floor, be allowed on the chair - you should then begin humping that for four minutes. You should continue humping objects, each for four minutes at a time, meowing and purring until you manage to ejaculate. Make sure you notify us on what object it was the finally made you cum!

Cornered
Likes: Corner Time, Spanking, Wedgies

Yikes! Looks like those mean bullies have managed to catch up with you. They find you, and they strip you completely naked, except for a pair of lacy panties. Wearing just your panties you are forced into the corner as one of the bullies takes out a coin. The bully puts the coin against the wall and orders you to hold it against the wall using just your nose - but they want to make it even more difficult for you.

They give you a hard item, in this case - a remote control that they brought with them. They place it in your hand and give you the rest of your commands. You are to spank yourself 40 times on each cheek making sure that the coin does not fall while you remain in the corner. After each 5 spanks, you thank the bullies.

With a red, bruised buttocks following your 80 spanks in total, the bullies remember the beautiful little panties they put you in. They grab the panties from the back and begin to pull up as hard as they can. As you struggle in pain you remember to keep your coin against the wall. The tugging and pulling lasts for 1 full minute. At any point should the coin fall while doing this dare, you must restart from the beginning.

Diaper of Pain
Likes: Diapers, Pain, Humping

For this dare, you will first need a diaper. You will be putting things in the diaper so for this reason, you should be making sure that it is quite tight, we don't want anything falling out of the diaper now do we? Prior to putting your diaper on, you are to go outside - maybe to a park and you are to collect some stinging nettles. These can be found somewhere in most parks, if you genuienly do struggle to find these, spikes from a thorny rose bush, or even cactus spikes will do just nicely, and will likely hurt a lot more.

You are going to put the natural pain providers that you have collected in your diaper. They should be at the front of your diaper covering the genital area. You are then free to go about your day for as long as it takes you to need the toilet. Once you've decided that you need the toilet, you are to spend a total of four minutes and 35 seconds humping the ground. The humps should be quite normal and mild for the first four minutes, then vicious and wild, slamming your genitals into the floor for the last 35 seconds.

Once you have successfully done this, you are finally free to use your painful diaper to use the toilet in. Before you take your, now dirty, painful diaper off, you are to first lay on the floor and rub your diaper up and down on the floor for 25 seconds. Only now may you take off the diaper, please also post a picture of how you look after the punishment online providing your darer with the link to the picture.

Doggy Bag
Likes: Messy, Food, Diapers

When you go to a restaurant, sometimes the portions are so huge that quite simply you can not possibly begin to understand how you are expected to eat it all. At some restaurants you have eaten at, they have offered you a doggy bag to take it home in. You expected this to happen again, but this time - they didn't have doggy bags. Only diapers. You start your dare by filling a diaper with a meal, I would recommend a beautiful, deductable spag bowl dish, rich in tomato sauce. You pour whats left into your diaper and strap it on.

With your preferably warm food sat in your diaper waiting for you to be ready to eat it, you decide after ten minutes that it is time to eat it. You sit down at your table, forgetting that the food is in your diaper. It squashes into your butt, but that's fine - you stand up quickly, five-second rule hey? It's still edible. You remove your diaper and place it on the table. You then go and get your cutlery so that you can begin eating your food. You then have a choice. Either you can clean your butt before eating, but this means you will have to eat your diaper meal using just your mouth.... or, you can wait until after your meal to clean up, and be granted the use of a fork.

You must finish your whole meal, after all, it's been nicely seasoned for you and kept warm by your butt. Let's hope you didn't accidentally fart on it, but I'm sure that in your ten minute period, you would have allowed your sweat on the food, don't worry though - food contains water anyway. Upon finishing your meal, and cleaning your diaper - you may then finally disregard of it. By now, you shouldn't be hungry anymore.

Fly Away
Likes: Exposure, Humiliation, Pictures

For this dare, you are going to need to start with a standard pack of balloons. You also need to print out some humiliating photos of yourself, one per balloon. Ideally, your face should be required in these photos. Now, I would suggest that the humiliating photos you take do not include your genitals in due to public decency and nudity laws possibly preventing it. Pictures of you in underwear, embarrassing clothing, crossdressed etc will work perfectly.

You will first get one of the pictures and on the back of the picture, you are to write the link to Getdare.com and your name on the forum. You are then to fold the picture up to a long rectangle shape, pop it into the balloon, blow it up and tie it. You should do this for a minimum of fifteen balloons. If done right, and this goes to plan - the people who find your humiliating photos in the balloons will find you on Getdare to let you know!

Now remember, the closer to your house you let them go, the more chance you have of being seen by someone you know. If you are hoping to not be caught, let the balloons go further away, but what's the fun in that? Hopefully, this acts to not only humiliate you, but also to get you some new friends on Getdare, friends that are close to you and also, have already seen you humiliated. Good luck!

Guesswork Shower
Likes: Shower Dares, Spanking, Body Writing

For Guesswork Shower, you will be entering the shower for what is an extremely simply dare. You will get a pen and draw eighteen black dots on your body. These eighteen dots should be fairly small on your body and spread all around your body. You should not be able to remember all that well exactly where the dots are. The aim of the game is to forget where the dots are.

You are then to turn the shower on. You will be having a Cold Shower, because you don't deserve the luxury of a warm shower. You now have seven minutes to locate each of the eighteen dots and clean them off your body. Here's the twist however, throughout the duration of your seven minute shower, your eyes must remain closed - if you think you will struggle with this, wear a blindfold in the shower.

You are also not allowed any sort of timer. While you focus on the removal of the dots, you must also focus on the time. You must guess when the seven minutes are out and get out of the shower at that time. If you get out of the shower before the seven minutes are up, you must redo this dare the next day. If you get out of the shower after 8+ minutes, you must also redo this dare the next day.

Human Toilet
Likes: Scat, Piss, Humiliation

For this dare, you will first need to prepare yourself. You should first eat something, preferably quite a big meal before taking laxatives, whether in the form of sweets, chocolates or tablets. You should also during this time guzzle down at least 5 glasses of water, almost your daily dose of water. If you've done this correctly, you should feel as if you're about to lose control of both your bowels and your bladder. This is good, a pathetic slave like you shouldn't be in control of anything.

You are then to fill a bottle with your urine. This bottle will decide whether or not you have to flush (swallow). If you have successfully filled the bottle of your choosing to the top with urine, then congratulations. You may take a mouthful, swish it around and then spit until the bottle is empty. If however, you failed to fill the bottle of your choice, then you must drink the full contents, making sure you flush after each mouth full.

By now, your bowels should be desperate to collapse and spray your powerful scat everywhere. You are to get a bowl or a bucket and empty your load in that. Once again, this time is going to be all about chance. If you have managed to do a solid shit, then all you have to do is quite simply, face plant into it. However - if your shit is runny, the most likely outcome with the laxatives, then you must place some in your mouth and swallow, how much can be determined either by yourself, or the person giving you this dare.

Run On Nudist
Likes: Public, Exercise, Body Writing.

You should first strip off all clothing, socks and shoes do not count here as I understand the dangers associated with being on the road barefoot. But in terms of the top half, groin and bottom half, you should be completely nude. Taped to your left arm, should be a marker pen. On your run, every time you come across a tree, you are to mark your body, similar to a tally chart.

After the accumulation of ten minutes nudity, running around in public, you should then count the marks on your body. If you have achieved a less than 50 marks, then congratulations, your dare is over and done with. This is done to try and prevent you from running in forests, and parks - where there are more trees. Ideally, we want you exposed in full public view on roads. However, if you have failed to achieve less than 50 marks, whether that's 51+ then sadly, your dare should not end there.

You may go home now, but the next day you are to do your run wearing underwear. Written on your back and chest, should be the words "I lost a Bet", this means you will be seen by the public. You should run around in public, in just your underwear for ten minutes, making sure that everyone knows why you are being punished. This can obviously be done at night, so there's a chance that everyone will be in bed, but let's hope not hey?

Slut the Ripper
Likes: Wedgies, Pain, Spankings

'Slut the Ripper' comes from the famous case of the Victorian London killer, Jack the Ripper. The Ripper became famous for the killings of five victorian prostitutes. He thought of them as nothing more than sluts, and that's exactly what you are. You agree with this as you step into a pair of your tightest, and skimpiest panties. One of the things that the Ripper was famous for was his long knife. You are to go to your kitchen and fetch your knife.

Luckily for you, Slut the Ripper is Jack's horny cousin, also armed with a knife - but his knife is not for stabbing you. With the hard metal bit of the knife, Slut the Ripper spanks both butt cheeks until he sees red welts. He then grabs the back of your underwear and pulls it all the way up, squishing the hard fabric in between your butt cheeks and up your anus. Frustrated that the underwear will not go further up, he grabs his knife once more and cuts the underwear off you, before shoving it in your mouth.

Gagged with your dirty panties, and with your ass covered in welts from the metal knife, Slut the Ripper lays you down on the floor and begins to spank your nipples also with the flat side of the knife. This spanking continues until you find yourself having to cry - giving even more power to the hormonal cousin of Jack the Ripper.

Servitude
Likes: Humiliation, Couple Dares, Ass Worship

For this dare, the first thing you will need is either tape or clingfilm. These are available at a whole range of shops for remarkably costless prices, so I don't imagine this should be a huge issue. The dominant in the relationship will first remove their trousers and underwear, resulting in them being bare bottomed in front of their submissive. The submissive should then, if not done already, remove all clothes and get on their knees. They should be kneeling behind the dominant, so nose in line with their dominants anus.

The submissive should then press their face into the ass of the dominant, making sure that the nose and mouth are between the butt cheeks of the dominant. The dominant should then take either the clingfilm or the tape, whichever you bought earlier on, to secure the submissives face to the dominants ass, almost Human Centipede esq, but we're not at that stage yet... saying that though, who knows what happens behind closed doors? Perhaps you guys are at that stage.

By now, the submissive should be feeling humiliated, secured face-to-ass to their dominant. This should last for a ten minute period, or longer if the dominant feels like it. During this time, the dominant should do their very best to fart, and if successful producing a fart, then the submissive should make sure that they muffle out the words "Thank you Sir/Ma'am" depending on the gender of your dominant.

The Phone Call
Likes: Humiliation, Degrading, Wardrobe

For this dare, you will need to be heading out somewhere in either a taxi, or if you are more modern (and aren't living under a rock), feel free to get an Uber! Firstly, you must choose your attire, now for this - you should be wearing something with a rather, kinky or fetish nature. If you don't have anything kinky or fetish-like, then something skimpy will have to do, making sure it shows off lots of skin.

While in the car, it is your job to make the driver believe that you are a kinky sex worker - and to do this, along with the uniform - you are going to be making a phone call. Now, if you have someone you can actually call, do this - if not, then you'll just have to fake the call. Wearing your skimpy little outfit, you are then going to make a rather, questionable phone call to one of your clients.

On the phone to your client, you are going to explain to them the scene, (describe one of your kinkiest, sexiest fantasies as if you were the dominant). For added fun, you must use the following five words while embedded in the phone call: Nipple Torture, Sex Slavery, Moaning, Masturbation and Cock. That's going to be one hell of a phone call for your driver to listen in on!

Trafficking on the Edge
Likes: Public, Masturbation, Edging

You will start your dare of by rolling a six-sided dice. If you get a one, then you will be looking for Red Cars. If you get a two, you will be looking for Taxis and anything like them (eg. uber). If you get a three, you will be looking for Blue Cars. If you get a four, you will be looking for any public transport (eg. buses, coaches). If you get a five, you will be looking for any Black cars. If you get a six, you will be looking for any Silver cars.

Now that you know what you are going to be looking for, it's time for you to go into the public. Now, if you are extremely daring - then this dare should be done on a street, at night is fine - whatever, but a street, preferably, with a lot of cars. If you are not as daring, you can go somewhere quieter such as a car park. You are to choose your location before heading off, this way you cant change your mind when you get there. Decided? Okay, let's go. You head out to your chosen location.

Once there, you are to remain in a hidden location on that street, or in the car park - behind a tree, or behind a big van perhaps? For every one of the objects you were looking for, you must edge. For example, If I rolled a 6 and went to a Car Park that had four silver cars parked, I would have to edge 4 times. Frustrated from your edging, you now have a choice. Either you can go straight home, and not get your opportunity to masturbate to completion for 48 hours, or you can masturbate in public, but onto the car. So, given the example I gave earlier with a silver car, if I wanted to cum, I'd have to do it, putting my load on the car.

[diaperboy202]

How can I contact the guy who created these dares?

[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by diaperboy202

How can I contact the guy who created these dares?

You can't. He is banned.