Old 12-01-2017, 02:34 PM   #3121
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I'm sooo laaazyyyy
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:58 AM   #3122
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Only some good old-fashioned laziness will win this thread and bring: ETERNAL GLORY.

So i must conclude:
Laziness = Eternal glory


It just came to me while being lazy...
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Old 12-02-2017, 03:17 AM   #3123
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Not if I buy up GetDare, post on this thread and immediately lock it.
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Old 12-02-2017, 04:19 AM   #3124
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Well, i can't argue with that i suppose.

It would kinda suck the fun out of the whole ETERNAL GLORY-thing tough.
Not to mention the cancellation of my life's purpose.
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Old 12-02-2017, 05:56 AM   #3125
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Has it occurred to you that the cancellation of your life's purpose may just be the reason I might spend my life savings buying up this website?
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Old 12-02-2017, 08:42 AM   #3126
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Is the time come then to start praising you, in order to secure a respectable place in the site's oncoming new reign?
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Old 12-02-2017, 09:48 AM   #3127
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It may not be unwise to show respect to your future online (evil) overlord.
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Old 12-03-2017, 10:32 AM   #3128
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They let you win? Lame.
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Old 12-03-2017, 10:41 AM   #3129
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Yes it is lame....
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:02 AM   #3130
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Even a lame duck that hobbles to the finish line can win.
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:30 AM   #3131
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But what if the duck is also blind and hobbles in the wrong direction?
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:44 AM   #3132
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Eventually it will circumnavigate the globe (unless the flat-Earthers are correct and it falls off the edge). The point is not about finishing the race first - it's about finishing it last.
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But a duck can't outlive humans or is even eligible because it is NOT a PERSON
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By the time it gets to the finish line, we would have recognized the personhood of other sentient beings (although, since ducks are pretty tasty, I doubt whether we would ever give them personhood).
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Then as a compromise i'll wobble past the finish line, eating the duck and phasershoot all nearby overlords.
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