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05-26-2015, 01:56 PM | #1 |
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The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (22F|42M)
This is going to be a joint AMA between Monkey and me. We love reading and answering truths to the point that we've answered pretty much every good thread in the Truth section!
Big batches of questions are A-OK and Monkey will be keeping up with this thread and typing out the answers for the both of us. My answers will be signed by D or Duchess and his will be signed by M or Monkey. Simple, right? That's it, so...ASK US A LOT OF STUFF. <3 (P.S. Since we've been through pretty much all of the Truth threads, don't copy/paste them here.)
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" Last edited by iSpuds; 05-26-2015 at 04:04 PM. |
05-26-2015, 07:39 PM | #3 | |
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I don't think it causes problems at all, I think in some ways it actually helps. On the surface level I have a 'thing' with being dommed by someone younger than me (humiliation or something? I dunno).. and she kind of has a 'lolita' thing, and she has a thing for older guys, so it works for her on that level. PLUS: She is so smart and mature that I think that most men her age would not be able to keep up with her. Duchess: The only thing that would cause a "problem" for me is concern for his health as he gets older. Thank you! That was an awesome question!
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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05-26-2015, 07:40 PM | #4 |
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If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?
Is there a song you both really enjoy? Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates? What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.) If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose? Would you ever sex a robot? |
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D: I think mine would be a jade turtle and go by the nickname 'Jade' or something. Quote:
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A) Find Mob B) Hit Mob (repeat as necessary) C) Loot Mob D) Return to A D: I prefer healer, mage, or sniper. If I have to go head to head with something I will die! Quote:
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D: HELL TO THE YES! I wish I had a sybian or robotic sex toy!
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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05-26-2015, 07:58 PM | #6 |
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These are for Spuds
1. Where do you buy your undies? 2. Do you have "sexy" undies? 3. Who is your favorite superhero? 4. Why did you choose ispuds? 5. Are you going to school currently? 6. If yes what are you going for? 7. Do you like bunnies? 8. If you woke up tomorrow with a tail what would you want it to be and why? 9. What is your favorite color? 10. What is your favorite movie of all time? 11. Do you like Arrow? 12. What is your favorite book? 13. What is your favorite food? 14. Do you like corsets? 15 What is your favorite toy? 16. What is your favorite play(ie petplay, impact plat etc)? 17. If you could transform into any animal when ever you wanted what would it be? 18. If you got bit by a werewolf how would you take the fact you change on a full moon now? 19. Do you like to color? 20. Do you play video games? 21. What do you usually do for fun ?
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Please include SPANKINGS, DIAPERS AND GIRLY STUFF in all my dares I'm such a desperate slut, PLEASE help turn me into a big stinky sissy baby! Sissy and proud! kik:Mommyizzy143 I want my diaper full ALWAYS Trapped in diapers till: 12/1/23 ♥I am a Little :3 Always call me Baby Emmy♥ Likes/Dislikes/Limits/Pmdares |
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M: *pout* alright.. I'll sit this one out.. all yours Duchess
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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05-27-2015, 05:39 AM | #8 |
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Always have a clerical service monkey to type out your thoughts.
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
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05-27-2015, 09:33 AM | #9 |
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Right? That is the best way to do it! I need to find myself a clerical service .... ummmm I don't know if I want another monkey, how about a bunny? Yes a bunny!
So my questions .... What is your favorite spot to hit/be hit with the cane? What is your favorite toy? What song reminds you of the other? If you won a million dollars and had to spend it all on 1 thing (either many of the same thing, or one big thing) what would you spend it on? Describe your perfect Sunday. Name 5 of the others best qualities. If you got to switch places with the other person for 48 hours, how would you spend your time? That's all for now folk! I love the idea of a joint AMA. Asslvr and I may need to steal the idea once we are settled.
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05-27-2015, 04:43 PM | #10 | ||||||||
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B: Historically I like hitting his abdomen, but lately I really like hitting his thighs! Quote:
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D: Such Great Heights by Iron Wine (originally by The Postal Service) Quote:
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1. She makes me feel like I can tell her anything I'm thinking, including all the 'dark things' and doesn't judge me. 2. She has an AMAZING singing voice and she likes to sing to me 3. She is about as much of a sadist as I am a masochist 4. She likes when I read to her 5. She spends a lot of her thought processes throughout the day thinking of ways she can make my day a little more... annoying.. interesting? D: 1. He is SO chill and he is more apt to identify and defuse an issue rather than get into an argument about it. 2. He likes to read to me 3. He cries during a certain scene in a certain 'Horrible' web series/movie (M: DO NOT THERE WAS SOMETHING IN MY EYE!) 4. He's pretty much open for just about anything I pose to him and he will just willingly give away all his rights and powers to me! 5. He has a knack for making me feel how much he loves me. Quote:
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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05-29-2015, 05:48 AM | #11 |
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Which song comes to your mind and heart, while you think of Spuds?
When exactly did you fall in love with Spuds ? What are the things that remind you of Spuds ? What are your feelings about your first kiss? What is the sexiest thing about Spuds ? Whats a Nick name Spuds has for you What would be your dream date? Where would you like to go for your honeymoon? Which is the one flaw in Spuds that you hate the most? What are your romance fantasies? What kind of lingerie do you like? Describe your idea of a perfect night together. Do you feel comfortable in initiating sex? If you have to be in a long distance relationship, are you willing to fight it out? How many kids would you like to have? By what time would you want Spuds to be back from work? Do you believe that Spuds is your soulmate? How do you want your wedding to be? If She dosen't express it to you, how do you know that Spuds wants to have sex? What is your idea of being happily married? Do you like me as a friend? Who was your favorite cartoon character as a child? What would be that one superpower you'd want to have? What is the dumbest question you've been asked ever? What is the wildest thing you've ever done? What's your favorite cuss word? Have you ever broken a bone? What are things you like to do alone? What makes you laugh the hardest? What is your wildest fantasy till date? Which hollywood actor would you want to date? If you had a billion us dollars, what would you do with it? How would you want to take revenge with your boss? What was the scariest movie you have ever watched? Do you pick your nose and rub it on the couch when no one is looking? Can you see dead people? Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life? What's the cheesiest compliment that you have ever received, be it by a girl or a guy? Have you ever developed feelings for a girl? Did you ever have a crush on any of your male teachers? Would you like to take a stroll or join a sport activity while on beach? What would be that one thing you wouldn't be caught dead doing? Can you fake any accent? Describe whats in your handbag Have you ever dressed like a bimbo? What is intimacy for you? According to you, what makes for a perfect man? If you had a chance to mend an ex relationship, or to change its course, would you take it? What is your saddest memory? What is the most important thing taught to you by your family? What is your biggest fear? What turns you off the most? Do you pray, what do you pray for? How many kids would you like to have? What does a good relationship look like? What was the most frightening moment of your life? Have you ever cheated? If yes, how? Have you ever taken any antidepressants or anxiety medication? Are you angry with the amount of questions I've asked Which is the song that makes you cry? Do you give out second chances too easily? How would you feel if Spuds told you She still have feelings for Her ex? Do you regret any of your decisions? What are they? Which advise do you think was the best that you have received? Do you have a picture about the dream home in your mind? Who would be that one celebrity you'd want to switch life with? Would you want to spend your New Year's eve partying with friends in a club, or a romantic dinner with Spuds ? Which is that one thing you're immensely passionate about? Do you think you could live the white picket fence life? Do you believe in God? Do you prefer an exotic meal in five-star hotels or a supremely delicious cheese-cake from a bakery nearby? What are the 3 things that make you go weak in your knees? Do you like to dance? What is your favorite TV show? How were your school days? Is there any particular funny incident that you remember vividly? What do you like to do in your leisure time? What are the languages in which you can speak fluently? What is your favorite sport? Is there a thing you'd want to keep doing for the rest of your life? Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob? What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about? What can totally impress you? If your life was a book, what would you name it? Where do you see yourself 10 years from now? Who is your inspiration for life? Do you booze? How often? If there is one thing that makes you smile instantly, what is it? Are you addicted to Facebook? Do you like chick flicks or action flicks? What do you like about yourself the most? Which is your dream car? What kind of music do you like the most? Are you scared of dark? What is your idea of a perfect evening? How many questons was that? Are you mad at the number now? If there was a GD party in Greenland, where everyone on gd was invited would you go? Whats your top kink? What's your favorite video game? Do I get a reward?
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05-29-2015, 07:46 AM | #12 |
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So...many...( ꒪Д꒪)ノ♡
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
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05-29-2015, 07:51 PM | #13 |
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1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want with you?
2. Same deserted island. What four items would you bring with you and why? (Food and water are provided). 3. If money wasn't an issue, what would you buy right now? 4. What's your favorite memory with each other so far? 5. What has been your biggest challenge, if any?
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D: Arguing with him and his co-worker about cheese omelettes. It made me feel like I was fully a part of his life and not a hidden kinky side note. Quote:
D: Reprogramming ourselves from previous relationships.
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Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪ |
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05-31-2015, 06:49 AM | #15 |
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I've been meaning to post here! So... here goes:
- What was the last videogame you completed? - If you switched bodies with each other for a day, what would you do? - What's your favorite thing to do in a theme park? - Have you ever seen a UFO? If so, what do you think it was? - What's your favorite kind of cake? - Which one of you is the cutest? (Now fight it out! ) - What is the most important thing you've learned in the past six months? - What was your favorite toy as a kid? - What's your favorite Disney movie? - Which Disney character do you resemble the most, personality wise? - Which comic book villain is your favorite? Why? - Is there balm in Gilead? |
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