Name something you own that is ...

Jaro · 03-25-2017, 01:44 AM

Name something you own that is:

1. Pink
2. Big
3. Expensive
4. Hot
5. Ugly
6. Old
7. New
8. Dirty
9. Useless
10. Crazy

PlagueBringer · 03-25-2017, 02:03 AM

I'll try to keep these kinky~

1. Pink
My pink camo panties! My pacifier! My sippy cup! I like pink, okay?
2. Big
I think this one is kinda relative, but my butt plug. As opposed to others, it's friggin' huge! It's about the size of my fist.
3. Expensive
Well, I don't have anything kinky that's really expensive... Hmm... I guess then I'll say my class ring from highschool. That shit was uber expensive and I sometimes jacked off with it on, so that counts, right?
4. Hot
Hot... Candles! I have some candles for wax-play. They're not always hot, but when being used, yeah...
5. Ugly
Do I count as something I own? Just kidding, just kidding (No I'm not)! But uh... Again, relative, but my enema bag. It's so boring and just plain ole' red.
6. Old
My stuffed bear named Mr. T. I got Mr. T from my godfather when I was a really small child. I still have him and often cuddle him in bed.
7. New
My sippy cup! I recently went and got this cup because my oral fixation needed sating.
8. Dirty
One I've already used, but my pink camo panties that I wore today.
9. Useless
Again, am I an option? Something useless? Hmmm... Makeup! I never use it, because I never sissify myself.
10. Crazy
Something crazy... Hmm, crazy as in weird: I have a small column of jade that I used to use as a dildo before it broke in two. Something crazy as in deranged: I have a collection of knives that I often drag across my body without leaving scratches.

This was a very interesting truth! Thank you for creating it.

Jaro · 03-25-2017, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by PlagueBringer

This was a very interesting truth! Thank you for creating it.

Thank you for answering it so thoroughly!

PlagueBringer · 03-25-2017, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaroface

Thank you for answering it so thoroughly!

It's my pleasure~ One word answers bother me. Can't wait to see your answers!

kurious kat · 03-25-2017, 06:44 AM

Name something you own that is:

1. Pink
I have pink panties, a garter belt, and stockings.
2. Big
My coffee table takes up half the width of my living room. It's oversized, but beautiful.
3. Expensive
A scroll saw. Premium power tools are worth it.
4. Hot
My space heater. I'm always cold.
5. Ugly
Vinyl-covered dining chairs off Craigslist.
6. Old
An antique nightstand to match other bedroom pieces.
7. New
Sexy-smart glasses.
8. Dirty
Laundry! I love buying clothes, so it seems like there's always a basket waiting to be washed.
9. Useless
A historic shoe mold. I don't make shoes... and it's only for the right foot!
10. Crazy
Tarot decks. The art is gorgeous, but I really don't need to own more than one or two. Or five.

Ravenwood · 03-25-2017, 09:23 AM

Name something you own that is:

1. Pink
I own a skein of pink yarn I use to create skin and flowers when I crochet and cross stitch
2. Big
Well I suppose that my collection of books is pretty large. Enough for 2 bookcases
3. Expensive
Definitely my cello. Thing cost more than 1000 dollars
4. Hot
My curtains are made of felt so they observe heat and get pretty warm.
5. Ugly
Well you could consider my desk pretty ugly cause it is peeling
6. Old
I have some magazines from before WW2 and a book that may be from before WW1
7. New
I have a TARDIS centerpiece that my little brother made for me
8. Dirty
Gonna go with clothes. Lots of dirty clothes
9. Useless
Well I guess I have to say the centerpiece I mentioned above
10. Crazy
A miniature guillotine I 3D printed in highschool

Komodo Jones · 03-25-2017, 09:43 AM

1. Pink
A big stuffed Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants

2. Big
The biggest thing I own, that doesn't fit other categories, is the blue sofa I'm sitting on right now or my bed.

3. Expensive
The most expensive thing I own is my Nissan Altima.

4. Hot
In my eyes, my purple leopard-print sheer thong lol.

5. Ugly
Probably a green jacket, that isn't a very appealing color, with no side pockets, but pockets on the chest. Yet it's something I wear often in the spring and fall.

6. Old
I have a teddy bear, that my great grandmother got me when I was a baby or very young. I don't use it, but I still have it.

7. New
The newest thing I have in my house that isn't food is a Wii U copy of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

8. Dirty
My shoes are pretty dirty, they were white when I bought them, but they certainly don't look like that now.

9. Useless
A Totakeke (K.K. Slider) Amiibo. It does not have any purpose as I don't own any games that it's compatible with, and it was shipped from Japan. I mean the only use it has is décor, which I find fits the useless category.

10. Crazy
I own a fair amount of sex toys, upwards of ten, yet I've only used about two of them.

subcody · 03-25-2017, 10:08 AM

1. Pink, I have wild roses behind my house that have red and pink flowers
2. Big, my home
3. Expensive, my xbox
4. Hot, my handcuff collection
5. Ugly, my hand made 2x4 tv stand
6. Old, a clock from 1886
7. New, my laptop
8. Dirty, bunch of socks
9. Useless, 2 cats
10. Crazy a vending machine filled with beer

Underpants · 03-25-2017, 12:51 PM

1. Pink - A shirt
2. Big - A house
3. Expensive - A Mercedes
4. Hot - Soldering iron
5. Ugly - My body
6. Old - Silver pocket watch
7. New - Multi-angle vice
8. Dirty - 2 cars, both need washing
9. Useless - Electric guitar, I can't play!
10. Crazy - Can't think of anything in particular

Jaro · 03-25-2017, 11:13 PM

Okay I'll go then:

1. Pink
A pair of thong panties.

2. Big
My bed is probably the biggest thing I own right now.

3. Expensive
My SLR camera + the lenses for it.

4. Hot
A jar of sambal.

5. Ugly
Windows 10 on my laptop.

6. Old
Legos. Probably the oldest from my childhood that I still own. But I intend to sell it all, if I can.

7. New
Beer coasters with my employers logo. The newest thing, besides groceries, that I acquired.

8. Dirty
Got to be laundry, which reminds me...

9. Useless
A MacBook Pro that I got from work. I don't need it nor do I want it as I hate Apple. So it just lies there in a corner unused.

10. Crazy
Tampons. I bought them for a dare. The package is still closed. Of course this could also have been named under the 'useless' category.

qmu · 03-26-2017, 11:34 AM

This one seems interesting =D

1. Pink
The only thing I can think of are a couple of hair ties.

2. Big
My desk, it takes about half of the room.

3. Expensive
My PC is probably the most expansive thing I own.

4. Hot
Hot as in warm, I have a really long scarf. Gets bellow my knees if I don't tie it. Not that I am much tall though 5'10"/1.78m. Hot as in kink, buttplugs and dildos...

5. Ugly
Last Christmas I got a pale green/yellow polo shirt as a gift. I don't know how to describe the color besides saying it looks like baby diahrerea...

6. Old
The oldest thing I own is pocket watch that belonged to my great grandfather. The oldest one thathas always been mine isa stuffed bunny I have had since I was a baby.

7. New
Last thing I bought was a giant Smaug funko figurine =D

8. Dirty
Dishes. My sink lives in a perpetual cicle of dirty dishes, as I only clean it when I cook, them leave the newly dirtied ones for later.

9. Useless
Probably the aforementioned funko lol. Though I have a lot of these.

10. Crazy
Not sure if crazy, but everyone who sees it find it a little strange. A whetstone set. I love cooking, and like my knives sharp.

Jaro · 03-26-2017, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by qmu

This one seems interesting =D

5. Ugly
Last Christmas I got a pale green/yellow polo shirt as a gift. I don't know how to describe the color besides saying it looks like baby diahrerea...

Omg this one made me laugh out loud!

Baby diahrerea....

qmu · 03-26-2017, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaroface

Omg this one made me laugh out loud!

Baby diahrerea....

Glad to amuse! =D

Allykat · 03-26-2017, 12:32 PM

1. Pink: A button down top
2. Big: Probably my bed
3. Expensive: My computer or my winter coat
4. Hot: A hitachi magic wand
5. Ugly: Oversized men's hoodie that I "borrowed"
6. Old: Mobile phone
7. New: An ipad
8. Dirty: My underwear. Why can't they wash themself?!
9. Useless: Desk lamp that doesn't work
10. Crazy: Dno, maybe a pizza stone? I love it but not super common

cariadferch · 03-26-2017, 01:53 PM

1. Pink
A string bikini. (I don't wear it much, pink isn't my favorite color.)

2. Big
Outside of my house, the biggest thing I own is a Ford Explorer.

3. Expensive
19th century English china.

4. Hot
A stove.

5. Ugly
A cow paper towel dispenser.

6. Old
18th century book.

7. New
My new i-pad!

8. Dirty
My carpets, I really need to get new ones.

9. Useless
A very large snowblower.

10. Crazy
My fuzzy bunny slippers!

03-25-2017, 01:44 AM	#1
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03-25-2017, 02:03 AM	#2
PlagueBringer getDare Devil Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 1,337 Blog Entries: 7	I'll try to keep these kinky~ 1. Pink My pink camo panties! My pacifier! My sippy cup! I like pink, okay? 2. Big I think this one is kinda relative, but my butt plug. As opposed to others, it's friggin' huge! It's about the size of my fist. 3. Expensive Well, I don't have anything kinky that's really expensive... Hmm... I guess then I'll say my class ring from highschool. That shit was uber expensive and I sometimes jacked off with it on, so that counts, right? 4. Hot Hot... Candles! I have some candles for wax-play. They're not always hot, but when being used, yeah... 5. Ugly Do I count as something I own? Just kidding, just kidding (No I'm not)! But uh... Again, relative, but my enema bag. It's so boring and just plain ole' red. 6. Old My stuffed bear named Mr. T. I got Mr. T from my godfather when I was a really small child. I still have him and often cuddle him in bed. 7. New My sippy cup! I recently went and got this cup because my oral fixation needed sating. 8. Dirty One I've already used, but my pink camo panties that I wore today. 9. Useless Again, am I an option? Something useless? Hmmm... Makeup! I never use it, because I never sissify myself. 10. Crazy Something crazy... Hmm, crazy as in weird: I have a small column of jade that I used to use as a dildo before it broke in two. Something crazy as in deranged: I have a collection of knives that I often drag across my body without leaving scratches. This was a very interesting truth! Thank you for creating it. __________________ *Likes: ABDL, Anal Play, Cum, Desperation, Dressing Up, Enemas, Forced Messing, Humiliation, Watersports Dislikes: Pain, CBT, Minor Public, Wax Play, Long Dares, Minor Messy Non-Negotiable Limits*: Major Public, Eating Scat, Messy, Vomit --- PM Dares and Supply List! --- BAD BABY! If you see me curse in any of my posts or PMs you are obligated to give me a punishment! For each bad word I say in a post pointed out, I must change the post (if possible) and smack my balls 10 times.

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Ravenwood Distinguished Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Location Location Posts: 587 Blog Entries: 7	Name something you own that is: 1. Pink I own a skein of pink yarn I use to create skin and flowers when I crochet and cross stitch 2. Big Well I suppose that my collection of books is pretty large. Enough for 2 bookcases 3. Expensive Definitely my cello. Thing cost more than 1000 dollars 4. Hot My curtains are made of felt so they observe heat and get pretty warm. 5. Ugly Well you could consider my desk pretty ugly cause it is peeling 6. Old I have some magazines from before WW2 and a book that may be from before WW1 7. New I have a TARDIS centerpiece that my little brother made for me 8. Dirty Gonna go with clothes. Lots of dirty clothes 9. Useless Well I guess I have to say the centerpiece I mentioned above 10. Crazy A miniature guillotine I 3D printed in highschool __________________ M/23/Gay/USA Likes: cbt,petplay, edging, humiliation, cum (eating), ball tying Limits: permanent damage, poop, social suicide, schedule disruptions Pm dares Proud puppy

03-25-2017, 09:43 AM	#7
Komodo Jones getDare Succubus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: in your fantasies...it's ok you can admit it Posts: 1,755 Blog Entries: 97	1. Pink A big stuffed Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants 2. Big The biggest thing I own, that doesn't fit other categories, is the blue sofa I'm sitting on right now or my bed. 3. Expensive The most expensive thing I own is my Nissan Altima. 4. Hot In my eyes, my purple leopard-print sheer thong lol. 5. Ugly Probably a green jacket, that isn't a very appealing color, with no side pockets, but pockets on the chest. Yet it's something I wear often in the spring and fall. 6. Old I have a teddy bear, that my great grandmother got me when I was a baby or very young. I don't use it, but I still have it. 7. New The newest thing I have in my house that isn't food is a Wii U copy of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. 8. Dirty My shoes are pretty dirty, they were white when I bought them, but they certainly don't look like that now. 9. Useless A Totakeke (K.K. Slider) Amiibo. It does not have any purpose as I don't own any games that it's compatible with, and it was shipped from Japan. I mean the only use it has is décor, which I find fits the useless category. 10. Crazy I own a fair amount of sex toys, upwards of ten, yet I've only used about two of them. __________________ KJ 38/male/partially bi/switch D/s Status: Protector, Dom and Daddy of pixie.dust I love meeting new, nice, smart people. I communicate through Discord mainly. What are my limits/likes/supplies? Click here! Check Out my Literary Works Targeting the Ignored [Fiction] Some Stuff I've Done (Non-Fiction)

03-25-2017, 10:08 AM	#8
subcody Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: aberdeen wa Posts: 129 Blog Entries: 12	1. Pink, I have wild roses behind my house that have red and pink flowers 2. Big, my home 3. Expensive, my xbox 4. Hot, my handcuff collection 5. Ugly, my hand made 2x4 tv stand 6. Old, a clock from 1886 7. New, my laptop 8. Dirty, bunch of socks 9. Useless, 2 cats 10. Crazy a vending machine filled with beer __________________ 32 year old bisexual slave Likes bondage, anal, pain, humiliation, submission, pictures . Limits Scat, drinking pee, public, anything to do with family, illegal, extreme pain, anything I feel is too dangerous, social suicide, anal without lube, My equipment http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=81293 My training and rules Pm dares http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=81407

03-25-2017, 06:44 AM	#5
kurious kat getDare's Kinkiest Kitty Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: USA Posts: 700 Blog Entries: 26	Name something you own that is: 1. Pink I have pink panties, a garter belt, and stockings. 2. Big My coffee table takes up half the width of my living room. It's oversized, but beautiful. 3. Expensive A scroll saw. Premium power tools are worth it. 4. Hot My space heater. I'm always cold. 5. Ugly Vinyl-covered dining chairs off Craigslist. 6. Old An antique nightstand to match other bedroom pieces. 7. New Sexy-smart glasses. 8. Dirty Laundry! I love buying clothes, so it seems like there's always a basket waiting to be washed. 9. Useless A historic shoe mold. I don't make shoes... and it's only for the right foot! 10. Crazy Tarot decks. The art is gorgeous, but I really don't need to own more than one or two. Or five.

03-25-2017, 12:51 PM	#9
Underpants getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: UK Posts: 336 Blog Entries: 2	1. Pink - A shirt 2. Big - A house 3. Expensive - A Mercedes 4. Hot - Soldering iron 5. Ugly - My body 6. Old - Silver pocket watch 7. New - Multi-angle vice 8. Dirty - 2 cars, both need washing 9. Useless - Electric guitar, I can't play! 10. Crazy - Can't think of anything in particular

03-25-2017, 11:13 PM	#10
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,456 Blog Entries: 299	Okay I'll go then: 1. Pink A pair of thong panties. 2. Big My bed is probably the biggest thing I own right now. 3. Expensive My SLR camera + the lenses for it. 4. Hot A jar of sambal. 5. Ugly Windows 10 on my laptop. 6. Old Legos. Probably the oldest from my childhood that I still own. But I intend to sell it all, if I can. 7. New Beer coasters with my employers logo. The newest thing, besides groceries, that I acquired. 8. Dirty Got to be laundry, which reminds me... 9. Useless A MacBook Pro that I got from work. I don't need it nor do I want it as I hate Apple. So it just lies there in a corner unused. 10. Crazy Tampons. I bought them for a dare. The package is still closed. Of course this could also have been named under the 'useless' category. __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

03-26-2017, 11:34 AM	#11
qmu getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1,031 Blog Entries: 5	This one seems interesting =D 1. Pink The only thing I can think of are a couple of hair ties. 2. Big My desk, it takes about half of the room. 3. Expensive My PC is probably the most expansive thing I own. 4. Hot Hot as in warm, I have a really long scarf. Gets bellow my knees if I don't tie it. Not that I am much tall though 5'10"/1.78m. Hot as in kink, buttplugs and dildos... 5. Ugly Last Christmas I got a pale green/yellow polo shirt as a gift. I don't know how to describe the color besides saying it looks like baby diahrerea... 6. Old The oldest thing I own is pocket watch that belonged to my great grandfather. The oldest one thathas always been mine isa stuffed bunny I have had since I was a baby. 7. New Last thing I bought was a giant Smaug funko figurine =D 8. Dirty Dishes. My sink lives in a perpetual cicle of dirty dishes, as I only clean it when I cook, them leave the newly dirtied ones for later. 9. Useless Probably the aforementioned funko lol. Though I have a lot of these. 10. Crazy Not sure if crazy, but everyone who sees it find it a little strange. A whetstone set. I love cooking, and like my knives sharp. __________________ Hey there! You somehow stumbled upon my signature. Why are you interested? I'll never guess... but gD's usual stats follow =p I am in my late twenties I have no idea what my sexuality is, something in the middle of bi, pan and asexual I really like books, games, role playing, swords and silly/cute things My likes/dislikes/limits and PM Dares need rewriting... but I am lazy and don't think will need them soon Damion is this awesome guy who is my friend and master qmu

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03-26-2017, 01:53 PM	#15
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