lost a dare - now you may AMA

[subsam]

I lost a dare and have to start this AMA thread.

As I'd like to honour it, please ask me anything and I will answer as well as I can and always truthfully

[alias]

1) what was the dare?
2) whats your favorite food?
3) how many questions do you think ill ask (no peeking fam!)
4) what's your most embarassing memory?
6) what is your darkest fantasy?
7) you find a magic lamp. but the genie is grumpy and only gives you 1 wish. what is it? no extra wishes.
8)funniest joke youve ever heard?
9)how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
10)whats the meaning of life?
11)favorite book?
12)if you could be with any celebrity, who would you be with?
13)did you notice i skipped 5?
14)did you go back to check?
15)what question do you most hope nobody asks in this thread?
16)whats the answer to that question?
17)thats all i guess. how close was your guess?

[Sis Liv]

Have you ever sucked any cocks, and if so, how many?

What's your most desired sexual fantasy?

Is the Earth flat?

How much would you pay to get pegged by a chick?

[subsam]

Originally Posted by alias

1) what was the dare?
2) whats your favorite food?
3) how many questions do you think ill ask (no peeking fam!)
4) what's your most embarassing memory?
6) what is your darkest fantasy?
7) you find a magic lamp. but the genie is grumpy and only gives you 1 wish. what is it? no extra wishes.
8)funniest joke youve ever heard?
9)how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
10)whats the meaning of life?
11)favorite book?
12)if you could be with any celebrity, who would you be with?
13)did you notice i skipped 5?
14)did you go back to check?
15)what question do you most hope nobody asks in this thread?
16)whats the answer to that question?
17)thats all i guess. how close was your guess?

Hi Thanks for the questions!
here goes...


1) what was the dare?
just a silly dice dare on kik
2) whats your favorite food?
not sure, i like to cook and i like variety. I guess if I'd have to pick, I'd go hamburger. we're not talking fastfood burger here, we're talking top quality stuff.
3) how many questions do you think ill ask (no peeking fam!)
I couldn't help but notice that there is a list of about 20. So I'll guess 20.
4) what's your most embarassing memory?
tough one. not embarrassed too often. Once when I was like 5 I peed myself at the town fair and then had to take the train home with wet pants. that was pretty long and embarassing
6) what is your darkest fantasy?
I fantasise about giving up complete control and just being a sex slave. Not like part time or after work. nothing in my life but my owners pleasure.
Don't really want it but it's a fun fantasy.
7) you find a magic lamp. but the genie is grumpy and only gives you 1 wish. what is it? no extra wishes.
world peace?
8)funniest joke youve ever heard?
tough one! can't remember a good joke but this one made me chuckle the other day:
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
9)how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood, I guess.
10)whats the meaning of life? I believe the answer to the ultimate question and everything is 42, or anything you want it to be (*).
11)favorite book?
currently "the sellout", all time, maybe "a farewell to arms".
12)if you could be with any celebrity, who would you be with? margot robbie, she hella cool!
13)did you notice i skipped 5? haha, nope, didn't notice at all.
14)did you go back to check? yup
15)what question do you most hope nobody asks in this thread?
anything that might reveal my identity, i guess.
16)whats the answer to that question?
That I won't be able to answer on here, but feel free to kik me
17)thats all i guess. how close was your guess?
accounting for the missing 5, 4 off

[subsam]

Have you ever sucked any cocks, and if so, how many?
none

What's your most desired sexual fantasy?
I want a woman to force me into sucking cock and being fucked by a man in front of her.

Is the Earth flat?
nope

How much would you pay to get pegged by a chick?
I'd rather not pay for sexual service but have meaningful experiences for everyone involved.

[PrincessJessica]

As it's a lost bet I may as well try to make you suffer a bit...

1) What is the most disgusting porn you've ever masturbated to? No links, just describe.
2) What do you most dislike physically about your own body and why?
3) What is the largest object you've taken anally and how big was it?
4) What is the most taboo thing you've thought about (or fantasised about) doing?
5) Would you rather have sex with your closest male family member or your closest female family member (e.g. Mum/Dad)? Make sure you note who you chose and why, and yep you must choose someone.

[subsam]

1) What is the most disgusting porn you've ever masturbated to? No links, just describe.
The guy was under a board with just his junk poking through, she stood on top of the board and trampled him in her heels, inserting a heel into his urethra. it was a bloody mess. made me feel uneasy.
2) What do you most dislike physically about your own body and why?
used to be an international athlete. so now that I've become comfortable, i hate my gut.
3) What is the largest object you've taken anally and how big was it?
It was a cucumber,it was 10" long and about 6" girth.
4) What is the most taboo thing you've thought about (or fantasised about) doing? I guess incest, the fantasy would be that I'm coerced to do it though.
5) Would you rather have sex with your closest male family member or your closest female family member (e.g. Mum/Dad)? Make sure you note who you chose and why, and yep you must choose someone.
this is a horrible question. But I'd choose my sister seeings i must

[alias]

You ask questions and you get questions. Such is the way of the world. Also, no, I don't need you to give me anything that's gonna reveal your identity bro. No worries

1) what kind of athlete were you?
2) you answered 42 as the meaning of life. As a huge hitchhikers guide fan, I approve. Have you read the books or just seen the movie?
3) favorite animal?
4) would you want one as a pet (ignore rather or not it's actually legal to do so for this answer)
5) describe your physical appearance
6) did you pay extra close attention to the numbers to see which one I skipped this time?
7) were you disappointed that I didn't skip any?

[subsam]

1) what kind of athlete were you?
I used to row
2) you answered 42 as the meaning of life. As a huge hitchhikers guide fan, I approve. Have you read the books or just seen the movie?
read the book. listened to the radio show too and have seen the film.
3) favorite animal? no clue. my dog is pretty cool though.
4) would you want one as a pet (ignore rather or not it's actually legal to do so for this answer) yeah i'll keep her. I think an exotic animal pet would be cool too.
5) describe your physical appearance
190cm (6'2"), 83kg (185lbs), tanned looking with dark brown hair. a bit hairy, but nothing wild. got that used to be fit underneath there look going on.
6) did you pay extra close attention to the numbers to see which one I skipped this time? no, I didn't
7) were you disappointed that I didn't skip any? haha, you got me good. I was a bit disappointed now

[Basil]

What languages do you speak?
What's something everyone should try at least once?

[TheoDares]

Last time you masturbated and over what?

[subsam]

thanks for the questions

What languages do you speak?
English, German fluently.
French conversational

What's something everyone should try at least once?
exploring one of their partner's kinks with an open mind to whether they might like it

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Last time you masturbated and over what?
I've been edging about 10 times per day for the past week without cumming.
Usually either over a erotic story or engaged in some sort of online play.

[alias]

what would happen if pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow right now"?

what's the last thing you ate?

next thing you plan to eat?

you're stranded on a deserted island but you can bring one thing with you. what is it?

[subsam]

what would happen if pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow right now"? I guess paradoxical questions are legit on an AMA.
what's the last thing you ate?
had cereal for breakfast
next thing you plan to eat?
lunch, dunno what yet. salad?
you're stranded on a deserted island but you can bring one thing with you. what is it?
something to get me off this island. either physically or mentally.
so I guess sat-phone with the US navy on speed dial, or a suitcase full of the best books

[subsam]

I quite enjoyed this in the end. please ask away