The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (22F|42M)

[iSpuds]

This is going to be a joint AMA between Monkey and me. We love reading and answering truths to the point that we've answered pretty much every good thread in the Truth section!

Big batches of questions are A-OK and Monkey will be keeping up with this thread and typing out the answers for the both of us. My answers will be signed by D or Duchess and his will be signed by M or Monkey. Simple, right?

That's it, so...ASK US A LOT OF STUFF. <3

(P.S. Since we've been through pretty much all of the Truth threads, don't copy/paste them here.)

[Lacram]

Sounds interesting, even though i can't think of more than one question right now.

1. Does the age gap cause problems in your relationship? If so, when and why?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Lacram

Sounds interesting, even though i can't think of more than one question right now.

1. Does the age gap cause problems in your relationship? If so, when and why?

Monkey:
I don't think it causes problems at all, I think in some ways it actually helps. On the surface level I have a 'thing' with being dommed by someone younger than me (humiliation or something? I dunno).. and she kind of has a 'lolita' thing, and she has a thing for older guys, so it works for her on that level.
PLUS:
She is so smart and mature that I think that most men her age would not be able to keep up with her.

Duchess:
The only thing that would cause a "problem" for me is concern for his health as he gets older.

Thank you! That was an awesome question!

[Korocodil]

If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?

Is there a song you both really enjoy?

Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates?

What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.)

If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose?

Would you ever sex a robot?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Korocodil

If you had to pick a different persona for yourselves (no more spuds and monkey) what would it be?

M: Um.. wow... uh... I guess would be a muffin, because she has a thing for muffins
D: I think mine would be a jade turtle and go by the nickname 'Jade' or something.

Is there a song you both really enjoy?

M&D: R U Mine by the Arctic Monkeys is amazing!

Is there a song one of you loves and the other hates?

M: Well I hate, hate, hate, HATE 'Call Me Maybe' by Carlie Rae Jeppsen (or whatever) and she LOVES to sing it to me.. though that's probably just to annoy me.
D: He does love 'I Don't Wanna be Like You' by BOTDF and I think.. it's... not that great?

What role do you normally play in video games? (tank/healer/dps etc.)

M: I tend to go with DPS, it's kind of easier to wrap my brain around:

A) Find Mob
B) Hit Mob (repeat as necessary)
C) Loot Mob
D) Return to A

D: I prefer healer, mage, or sniper. If I have to go head to head with something I will die!

If you had to pick a different planet to live on which would you choose?

M: Well, I'd probably choose Saturn, or maybe Jupiter, because it rains diamonds on them. (Or wherever there was a potato <3)

D: Well, for pure survivability I would choose Mars

Would you ever sex a robot?

M: Well she always wanted to be a cyborg so I think I would very much sex a robot in that circumstance... OOH, and she could install all sorts of plug ins in me and take control of stuff and... oops.. I've gone cross-eyed!

D: HELL TO THE YES! I wish I had a sybian or robotic sex toy!

[BunnyEmmy]

These are for Spuds
1. Where do you buy your undies?
2. Do you have "sexy" undies?
3. Who is your favorite superhero?
4. Why did you choose ispuds?
5. Are you going to school currently?
6. If yes what are you going for?
7. Do you like bunnies?
8. If you woke up tomorrow with a tail what would you want it to be and why?
9. What is your favorite color?
10. What is your favorite movie of all time?
11. Do you like Arrow?
12. What is your favorite book?
13. What is your favorite food?
14. Do you like corsets?
15 What is your favorite toy?
16. What is your favorite play(ie petplay, impact plat etc)?
17. If you could transform into any animal when ever you wanted what would it be?
18. If you got bit by a werewolf how would you take the fact you change on a full moon now?
19. Do you like to color?
20. Do you play video games?
21. What do you usually do for fun ?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Emmy117

These are for Spuds

M: *pout* alright.. I'll sit this one out.. all yours Duchess

1. Where do you buy your undies?

D: Wherever they are cheapest

2. Do you have "sexy" undies?

D: I do have a pair of panties that are red with black polka dots and little lacy bits that goes with a bra I have with red and black polka dots and a rhinestone dangling on the bottom of a bow

3. Who is your favorite superhero?

D: I like the HULK because I like Mark Ruffalo's Bruce Banner. And I think he would make such a good sub

4. Why did you choose ispuds?

D: Because the whole 'i' thing was popular at the time (iPod, iPad, iPhone, iAnything), and I like potatoes

5. Are you going to school currently?

D: Yup

6. If yes what are you going for?

D: Psychology

7. Do you like bunnies?

D: Yes, I do like bunnies because even they are cute and fluffy and you really want to snuggle them, they literally don't give a shit about you.

8. If you woke up tomorrow with a tail what would you want it to be and why?

D: I'd probably want it to be a bunny tail because they look cute on the butt

9. What is your favorite color?

D: Purple

10. What is your favorite movie of all time?

D: Either 'Princess Bride' or 'Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog'

11. Do you like Arrow?

D: I started off liking it but then it got way too twisted and the acting got way too bad. And half the shit could have been avoided if everyone had just been honest.

12. What is your favorite book?

D: Currently, 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' although 'Wastelands' is a close second.

13. What is your favorite food?

D: Empenadas are AMAZING.. and Quesadillas

14. Do you like corsets?

D: Yes I do and I wish I had one, I think they look very sexy (when they are fitted right)

15 What is your favorite toy?

D: I really like my blue and clear glass dildo, it is shaped like an abstract snake

16. What is your favorite play(ie petplay, impact plat etc)?

D: I love Teasing and Denial, or Pain play

17. If you could transform into any animal when ever you wanted what would it be?

D: I would transform into a Cockatoo, they have an average life span of 40-60 years and I could fly to monkey whenever I wanted

18. If you got bit by a werewolf how would you take the fact you change on a full moon now?

D: If it is painless I would just roll with it.. if it were painful I would probably kill myself

M: NOOOOOOO!!!

19. Do you like to color?

D: Yes I do!

20. Do you play video games?

D: Minecraft is about the only one I play

21. What do you usually do for fun ?

D: Play with my monkey or play Minecraft, or binge watch Netflix, or play a Visual Novel or draw or make more '10 question' threads

[iSpuds]

Always have a clerical service monkey to type out your thoughts.

[Butterfly]

Originally Posted by iSpuds

Always have a clerical service monkey to type out your thoughts.

Right? That is the best way to do it! I need to find myself a clerical service .... ummmm I don't know if I want another monkey, how about a bunny? Yes a bunny!

So my questions ....

What is your favorite spot to hit/be hit with the cane?

What is your favorite toy?

What song reminds you of the other?

If you won a million dollars and had to spend it all on 1 thing (either many of the same thing, or one big thing) what would you spend it on?

Describe your perfect Sunday.

Name 5 of the others best qualities.

If you got to switch places with the other person for 48 hours, how would you spend your time?

That's all for now folk! I love the idea of a joint AMA. Asslvr and I may need to steal the idea once we are settled.

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr's.butterfly

Right? That is the best way to do it! I need to find myself a clerical service .... ummmm I don't know if I want another monkey, how about a bunny? Yes a bunny!

So my questions ....

What is your favorite spot to hit/be hit with the cane?

M: Really, this is the question you start with? Uh... can I refuse to answer? (She said no)... Uh.. I guess my favorite place to be hit is my bottom.

B: Historically I like hitting his abdomen, but lately I really like hitting his thighs!

What is your favorite toy?

M: I enjoy playing with my fleshlight a lot

D: My glass snaky shaped blue polka dotted dildo

What song reminds you of the other?

M: The song I made for her ringtone is R U Mine by the Arctic Monkeys
D: Such Great Heights by Iron Wine (originally by The Postal Service)

If you won a million dollars and had to spend it all on 1 thing (either many of the same thing, or one big thing) what would you spend it on?

M: A perfect visit together!

D: Trip package to Colorado!

Describe your perfect Sunday.

D: Laying with my head on his belly, him reading me a book, and then brunch, and then maybe a walk, and then Netflix with popcorn, and then go out for ice cream, and then sex

M: It's hard to top her idea.. gonna go with that

Name 5 of the others best qualities.

M:
1. She makes me feel like I can tell her anything I'm thinking, including all the 'dark things' and doesn't judge me.
2. She has an AMAZING singing voice and she likes to sing to me
3. She is about as much of a sadist as I am a masochist
4. She likes when I read to her
5. She spends a lot of her thought processes throughout the day thinking of ways she can make my day a little more... annoying.. interesting?

D:
1. He is SO chill and he is more apt to identify and defuse an issue rather than get into an argument about it.
2. He likes to read to me
3. He cries during a certain scene in a certain 'Horrible' web series/movie (M: DO NOT THERE WAS SOMETHING IN MY EYE!)
4. He's pretty much open for just about anything I pose to him and he will just willingly give away all his rights and powers to me!
5. He has a knack for making me feel how much he loves me.

If you got to switch places with the other person for 48 hours, how would you spend your time?

M: Ok, I'm going to cheat a little and say I would not want to switch places with ANYONE right now, not even her, we are just perfect together how we are and I don't want to change anything about it!

D: I would spend a lot of time not knowing what to do, he is SUCH a sub and not dommy AT ALL! I'd probably employ a sort of service/care type of submission to take care of him still.

That's all for now folk! I love the idea of a joint AMA. Asslvr and I may need to steal the idea once we are settled.

M/D: No problem, feel free to use the idea! We won't even charge a licensing fee.. we are cool like that!

[marquis_de_sade]

Which song comes to your mind and heart, while you think of Spuds?
When exactly did you fall in love with Spuds ?
What are the things that remind you of Spuds ?
What are your feelings about your first kiss?
What is the sexiest thing about Spuds ?
Whats a Nick name Spuds has for you
What would be your dream date?
Where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
Which is the one flaw in Spuds that you hate the most?
What are your romance fantasies?
What kind of lingerie do you like?
Describe your idea of a perfect night together.
Do you feel comfortable in initiating sex?
If you have to be in a long distance relationship, are you willing to fight it out?
How many kids would you like to have?
By what time would you want Spuds to be back from work?
Do you believe that Spuds is your soulmate?
How do you want your wedding to be?
If She dosen't express it to you, how do you know that Spuds wants to have sex?
What is your idea of being happily married?

Do you like me as a friend?
Who was your favorite cartoon character as a child?
What would be that one superpower you'd want to have?
What is the dumbest question you've been asked ever?
What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
What's your favorite cuss word?
Have you ever broken a bone?
What are things you like to do alone?
What makes you laugh the hardest?
What is your wildest fantasy till date?
Which hollywood actor would you want to date?
If you had a billion us dollars, what would you do with it?

How would you want to take revenge with your boss?
What was the scariest movie you have ever watched?
Do you pick your nose and rub it on the couch when no one is looking?
Can you see dead people?
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
What's the cheesiest compliment that you have ever received, be it by a girl or a guy?
Have you ever developed feelings for a girl?
Did you ever have a crush on any of your male teachers?
Would you like to take a stroll or join a sport activity while on beach?
What would be that one thing you wouldn't be caught dead doing?
Can you fake any accent?
Describe whats in your handbag
Have you ever dressed like a bimbo?

What is intimacy for you?
According to you, what makes for a perfect man?
If you had a chance to mend an ex relationship, or to change its course, would you take it?
What is your saddest memory?
What is the most important thing taught to you by your family?
What is your biggest fear?
What turns you off the most?
Do you pray, what do you pray for?
How many kids would you like to have?
What does a good relationship look like?
What was the most frightening moment of your life?
Have you ever cheated? If yes, how?
Have you ever taken any antidepressants or anxiety medication?
Are you angry with the amount of questions I've asked
Which is the song that makes you cry?
Do you give out second chances too easily?
How would you feel if Spuds told you She still have feelings for Her ex?
Do you regret any of your decisions? What are they?
Which advise do you think was the best that you have received?
Do you have a picture about the dream home in your mind?
Who would be that one celebrity you'd want to switch life with?
Would you want to spend your New Year's eve partying with friends in a club, or a romantic dinner with Spuds ?
Which is that one thing you're immensely passionate about?
Do you think you could live the white picket fence life?

Do you believe in God?
Do you prefer an exotic meal in five-star hotels or a supremely delicious cheese-cake from a bakery nearby?
What are the 3 things that make you go weak in your knees?
Do you like to dance?
What is your favorite TV show?
How were your school days? Is there any particular funny incident that you remember vividly?
What do you like to do in your leisure time?
What are the languages in which you can speak fluently?
What is your favorite sport?
Is there a thing you'd want to keep doing for the rest of your life?
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
What are you excessively obsessive-compulsive about?
What can totally impress you?
If your life was a book, what would you name it?
Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Who is your inspiration for life?
Do you booze? How often?
If there is one thing that makes you smile instantly, what is it?
Are you addicted to Facebook?
Do you like chick flicks or action flicks?
What do you like about yourself the most?
Which is your dream car?
What kind of music do you like the most?
Are you scared of dark?
What is your idea of a perfect evening?
How many questons was that?
Are you mad at the number now?
If there was a GD party in Greenland, where everyone on gd was invited would you go?
Whats your top kink?
What's your favorite video game?
Do I get a reward?

[iSpuds]

So...many...( ꒪Д꒪)ノ♡

[ForeverAlways]

1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want with you?
2. Same deserted island. What four items would you bring with you and why? (Food and water are provided).
3. If money wasn't an issue, what would you buy right now?
4. What's your favorite memory with each other so far?
5. What has been your biggest challenge, if any?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by ForeverAlways

1. If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want with you?

M: Ronald McDonald (with his restaurant)

D: A survivalist

2. Same deserted island. What four items would you bring with you and why? (Food and water are provided).

M:
1) Satellite Internet
2) Computer
3) Satellite Phone
4) Cabin

D:
1) Satellite Phone
2) Bug Spray
3) Computer
4) Tent

3. If money wasn't an issue, what would you buy right now?

M: Plane tickets and hotel room

D: All the ingredients to make the best spaghetti he's ever had to take to his hotel room

4. What's your favorite memory with each other so far?

M: When she went on cam for me the first time. SHE WAS SO CUTE!

D: Arguing with him and his co-worker about cheese omelettes. It made me feel like I was fully a part of his life and not a hidden kinky side note.

5. What has been your biggest challenge, if any?

M: I can't think of anything, honestly.. maybe my insecurities?

D: Reprogramming ourselves from previous relationships.

[drwarschauu]

I've been meaning to post here! So... here goes:

- What was the last videogame you completed?
- If you switched bodies with each other for a day, what would you do?
- What's your favorite thing to do in a theme park?
- Have you ever seen a UFO? If so, what do you think it was?
- What's your favorite kind of cake?
- Which one of you is the cutest? (Now fight it out! )
- What is the most important thing you've learned in the past six months?
- What was your favorite toy as a kid?
- What's your favorite Disney movie?
- Which Disney character do you resemble the most, personality wise?
- Which comic book villain is your favorite? Why?
- Is there balm in Gilead?