Most embarrassing orgasm

[DavidJ]

My phone Mistress (pre-internet) gave me the assignment to tie my cock back bertween my legs, put on panties and get a lap dance at my favorite club. The dancer had done dances for me before. I was a semi-regular customer. When she started to grind on me, I saw in her eyes that something was wrong. Of course, there was no hard cock responding to her! This made her work harder on me, and although there was no direct stimulation, I quickly was on the edge. I felt my cum shoot into the thin material of my purple panties. The dance was over, but she didn’t know I had cum! She asked if I wanted another dance. I said no, tipped her generously, and ran for the exit, afraid my load was soaking through my pants. I still remember the sound of my Mistress’s laugh when I reported the result to her. She said she never had someone cum like that before.

[LittleAmyP]

My mom once walked into my room when I was masturbating, and just when she opened the door I climaxed

[stats2001]

Originally Posted by LittleAmyP

My mom once walked into my room when I was masturbating, and just when she opened the door I climaxed

Why is it that of all the possible times you can and could get interupted, its always at the crucial stage....and once you hit that millisecond of arousal....there is NOTHiNG you cxan do....besides let it happen (and have the biggest ever blush appear across your face)...hoping that you were not noticed

Timing can really suck!,!

[PlagueBringer]

I would have to say that my most humiliating orgasm would be when I diapered up, gave my self a really soapy enema, filled my 3 layer diaper to the brim (the outermost layer was starting to get soaked) and ended up squishing around in the butt-suds until i got somewhat close to orgasm, then I dipped my hand in the back of my diaper with all the suds and scat and scooped a bit to rub my glans with. That's how I finished; rubbing my penis like a clit it soapy scat juice...

I think that's a bit humiliating, huh? Definitely naaaaaasty ;3

[younganalwhore]

Short but sweet, I never throw up from being drunk or on anything else this time however the night previously I was up all night going hard and didn't eat too much the following day because I didn't feel too well, went out that night with my girlfriend, was drinking as hard as I normally would and we went home, we started to fuck and as I started to cum the movement of the sex just made me extremely nauseous and unfortunately immediately after a heavy orgasm i uttered the words I need a bucket right now, embarrassing but funny looking back on it 😂

[Pet Ra]

It was short after I bought my first dildo, I brought it home (I lived with my mother that time) and decided to have some fun with it. Because I didn't want to wash it in the middle of the night I put a condom on it. I planed to put it in a handkerchief and throw it out on my way to school next day. So I put it next to the bed after I was done.
Well, I forgot that our cat was still in my room and it decided that the condom would make a good toy. I saw her carrying her "treasure" when I left her out of my room an spent almost half an hour chasing the cat through the house stark naked.

[DanB258]

Just bumping this thread

[Bankerrtx01]

My first time with my girlfriend we actually just masturbated the thing was it took me a full hour to get off because I was dry...I’m not gonna love that down by her

[rouquine]

Love reading those

[DanB258]

Some great confessions I'd love to see more

[blando]

Met a girl at a night club, she was grinding up against me and got me hard. We went back to hers later and I was very drunk and couldn’t get erection for sex. She was angry and said how disappointed she was in my little soft dick and was stroking it with just two fingers. She said maybe I’m gay since I got hard for her ass earlier but not for her pussy - I ended up ejaculating very quickly from this humiliation. She had no idea I enjoyed this sort of thing and was genuinely trying to humiliate me.

[DanB258]

Can't decide between whether these stories are really hot or really funny, but keep them coming

[hot_nick20]

When i was still quite young (14-15ish, maybe, not sure, it's been a while), i used to go to this nice little spot, somewhat of a nice little resting spot out with nature and fields all around and since usually no one else ever came there, i used to bring porn mags (that was before everyone had fast internet on the phone) and do long jerk-off sessions there in the summer. One day, however, right when i came, i was literally caught with my pants down (any my cumming dick in hand) by a group of middle aged female joggers. They just grinned, chuckled and went their way, but me, being a still young boy, was super embarassed and afraid that i'd end up the number one topic in the village i lived in at the time.

[rhl]

I was wearing ladies jeans and at some point jerked off in the morning then tucked my shirt in to the pants. Later in the day a female co-worker noticed that they my hips where shaped more like a ladies and mentioned this. Then she declared that I had girl pants on and started teasing me. I instinctively pulled the shirt out so that my "girly hips" will not show, but all this accomplished was to expose a still wet cum stain and made things worse.

[2shy]

When I was younger my house didn't have a lock on the bathroom door. I shared the house with a couple of mates. Generally not a problem as you mostly have an idea someone else is in the bathroom and don't go in.

Anyway, I was jerking off in the bath and just at the moment of climax one of my housemate's female friends walked in to use the toilet. My body was mostly hidden under bubbles and I kinda moved my hips back to get my cock under the water. She was only in there for a split second before she backed out apologising.
She didn't see anything but her timing was utterly perfect. I hadn't started coming when I took my hand off my cock, but I was past the point of no return. I spurted a big ruined orgasm under the water, part of which happened while she was in the doorway.
Needless to say I was incredibly embarrassed and returned to my room and didn't spend time with any of them that night. I also did my best to avoid her in the future.