[Fiction] The Garden Of Eden - The very First Game Of Truth Or Dare Ever

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THE GARDEN OF EDEN:
THE VERY FIRST GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE EVER - AND THAT’S OFFICIAL!

Part 1

Adam awoke one morning and felt that there was something missing. Where’s my rib, he thought, I’m sure I had more than this when I went to bed.

Adam looked around the garden for his missing rib. He couldn’t find it but suddenly he saw...

‘Woweeee!’ he said, when he saw...

A most beautiful creature, with long flowing hair and strategically-placed fig leaves, was standing by the apple tree.

He approached her, for he was certain that it must indeed be a female of the species.

‘Well, hello there,’ he said. ‘I’m Adam.’

‘Eve,’ the most beautiful creature said.

Adam felt the appendage between his legs starting to swell and he looked around for a larger fig leaf.

‘Hello, Eve,’ he said, ‘Would you like to play a game of Truth or Dare?’

‘What’s that?’ Eve asked.

“What’s what?” Adam said.

“A game of truth or dare?” Eve said.

‘I’m not sure,’ Adam said. ‘It just came to me.’

‘Okay then,’ Eve said. ‘What do I do?’

‘I ask you truth or dare,’ Adam said, ‘and you say either truth or dare.’

‘Okay,’ Eve said. ‘Sounds simple enough.’

‘Yes, you do, don’t you? Er, I mean yes it does, doesn’t it?’ Adam took in the sight of Eve and then started the game. ‘Truth or dare?’

‘Truth,’ Eve said.

‘Eh?’ Adam was sure she’d say dare. ‘I was sure you’d say dare.’

‘I wasn’t born yesterday,’ Eve said.

‘No,’ Adam said, ‘You were born today. Or possibly last night while I slept.’

‘Oh, yes,’ Eve said. ‘Anyway, truth.’

‘Okay,’ Adam said, ‘Are you a virgin?’

‘Well, duh!’ Eve said, giving a “what do you think?” gesture.

‘Oh, yeah,’ Adam said, ‘I forgot about that.’ He gave her a wink. ‘Maybe later, eh?’

Adam realised he had just wasted a turn and wished he’d asked her something else now. Something like ‘how often do you masturbate and describe it.’ Oh well, never mind. Too late now.

‘My go,’ Eve said, ‘Truth or dare?’

‘I’ll choose dare,’ Adam said, ‘I’m not a pussy.’

‘What’s a pussy?’ Eve asked.

‘I’ll explain later,’ Adam said.

‘Okay, thanks,’ Eve said. ‘I dare you to strip off your fig leaf.’

‘What?’ Adam sounded shocked, although inwardly he was delighted. He started to peel off his fig leaf.

‘What’s that?’ Eve asked.

‘What’s what?’ Adam said.

‘That.’ Eve pointed at the appendage between Adam’s legs.

‘That?’

‘Yes, that,’ Eve confirmed.

‘Oh, not much.’

‘I can see that,’ Eve said, ‘but what is it?’

‘It’s a penis, if you must know,’ Adam said.

‘Oh,’ Eve said, ‘I’ve often wondered what a penis looks like.’

‘Well now you know,’ Adam said.

‘Yes,’ said Eve, ‘It’s like a cock, only smaller.’

‘My turn,’ Adam said, changing the subject. ‘Truth or dare?’

‘I’ll choose dare this time,’ said Eve.

‘I dare you,’ said Adam with a sly smile, ‘to...’


What will he dare her to do? Find out in part 2.

If you want to suggest any dares that Adam could give Eve, let me know.
Remember, however, the limitations of the environment - most things haven’t been invented yet, so don’t suggest dildos, butt plugs and things like that.

[Telekinesis]

Lol, your story ideas are awesome. Continue please!

[venusaphrodite]

You are quite possibly the most concerning person on this website, it's kind of brilliant.

[fooball2000]

I don't know if you were going for comedy, but that's how I saw it.

" ‘It’s like a cock, only smaller.’" killed me! The way they know things, but don't at the same time makes this situation funny.

Keep it going. This is the best read in a while.

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Originally Posted by fooball2000

I don't know if you were going for comedy, but that's how I saw it.

" ‘It’s like a cock, only smaller.’" killed me! The way they know things, but don't at the same time makes this situation funny.

Keep it going. This is the best read in a while.

That's the look I was going for. Thanks for comments. Next part will be up shortly - if I don't get banned first.

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Then again, they may not!

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Part 2


‘I dare you,’ said Adam, ‘to... give me a blow job.’

‘Wha...?’ Eve began.

‘I know,’ Adam interrupted, sarcastically, ‘Before you even say ’What’s that?’ It means you have to take the whole of my penis in your mouth and suck on it until I come.’

‘But you’re already here,’ Eve said, ‘Does that mean I’ve done it?’

‘Jesus!’ Adam muttered in frustration under his breath.

‘What’s that?’ Eve asked.

‘What’s what?’ Adam said.

‘What’s a Jesus?’

‘It’s a forthcoming Messiah who will save the world from evil one day in the far future. The son of God.’

‘What’s that?’ Eve asked.

‘What’s a God?’ Adam pre-empted her. ‘It’s an omnipotent entity that created the world and all its living creatures, including you.’

‘Wow,’ eve said, ‘There’s a lot to go at there. Where should I begin? What’s an Omnit... er an Ompi... er an Ompitimous entity?’

‘Don’t worry about it,’ Adam said, ‘Just get down on your knees and give me that blow job.’

‘What’s knees?’ Eve said.

‘Those knobbly bits between your thigh and your lower leg.’ He pointed to his own knees to make it clear what he was talking about. And just for good measure he reached out and stroked Eve’s thigh just to let her know what a thigh was.

Eve eventually knelt down in front of Adam and Adam started to get hard at the thought of what was about to happen.

‘Now,’ Adam said, ‘Take my penis into your mouth.’ He pointed at his penis and her mouth as he said it so that she’d know what he was talking about. And jus for good measure he had a quick feel of Eve’s tits as well.

‘Okay,’ Eve said, ‘I’ll try it.’

‘Cool,’ said Adam.

‘It’s not,’ Eve said, looking up at Adam, ‘It’s quite warm here.’

‘I meant... Never mind.’

Eve touched Adam’s penis and Adam felt a brief moment of excitement.

‘Now suck on it...’ Adam said.

‘Why is it called a blow job if I have to suck?’ Eve asked. It was a logical question.

‘Who knows?’ Adam explained, ‘Just do it.’

Eve opened her mouth and brought it closer to Adam’s penis.

‘And for fuck’s sake,’ Adam added as an afterthought, ‘Don’t bite on it.’

Eve closed her lips around Adam’s shaft and started to suck on it. And just for good measure she cupped his balls in her hand as well.

She wasn’t sure what she was doing but it was just an instinctual reaction to having a penis in her mouth. Yeah, right!

Adam felt like he was floating on air; he was in the seventh heaven of pleasure.
After a few seconds, he felt a surge building up inside him and he shot his load into Eve’s mouth and down her throat. He held onto the back of Eve’s head to hold her there.

‘Swallow it,’ he said as he reached his orgasm.

Eve was about to say ‘What’s a swallow?’ when she realised she couldn’t speak. Fuck, she though, this activity turns you into a mute.

Adam’s warm salty fluid filled Eve’s mouth and shot down her throat and, when he was finished, he let go of her head and allowed her to get up. ‘How was that?’ he asked.

‘It was good,’ Eve said, regaining her power of speech. ‘It tasted a bit funny though.’

‘Don’t worry,’ Adam said, ‘You’ll get used to it. Now, you can ask me truth or dare.’

‘Oh, goody,’ Eve said. ‘Truth or dare?’

‘Dare,’ Adam said.

‘Oh, goody,’ Eve repeated. I dare you to...’



What will she dare him to do? Find out in Part 3.

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Part 3


‘I dare you to remove my fig leaves’ Eve said, ‘but... without using your hands.’

‘What?’ Adam said, sounding shocked, but only pretending to be. ‘I can’t do that.’ Inwardly, he was screaming ‘yeah, result’. ‘How am I going to do that?’

‘Use your imagination,’ Eve said.

Adam approached Eve and used his teeth to peel off the fig leaves from Eve’s breasts. He didn’t waste much time. Then, he got down on his knees, took in the sweet aroma of Eve’s body and used his teeth to peel off her other fig leaf. Eve was smoothly shaven. He didn’t know how or, indeed, why she shaved herself there, but she did. He was starting to get another erection.

‘Adam,’ Eve said, pulling Adam out of his reverie.

‘Huh?’ Adam said, looking up at Eve, ‘Yeah?’

‘You’re clever, aren’t you?’ Eve said.

‘Eh?’

‘I mean, you seem to know a lot about lots of things, don’t you?’

‘I suppose,’ Adam said modestly.

‘Can I ask you a question?’ Eve asked.

‘Yes, of course,’ Adam said. ‘Fire away.’

‘Well, why is it that you can’t sneeze with your eyes open?’ Eve asked.

‘Huh?’

‘Why is it that...?’

‘I heard you,’ Adam said, ‘Why do you ask?’

‘Well, I’ve noticed that whenever I sneeze,’ Eve continued, ‘I always close my eyes during the actual act. Why?’

‘I’m not sure I...’

‘I mean, if your God is so impotent...’

‘Omnipotent,’ Adam corrected her.

‘Whatever,’ Eve continued, ‘Why didn’t he make us so that we could sneeze with our eyes open?’

‘Wha...?’

‘I mean,’ Eve continued, ‘what’s so terrible when we sneeze that he doesn’t want us to see it. Eh?’

Adam was dumbstruck. He hadn’t expected this. He was hoping that Eve would be thinking about the sexual act not the sneezing act.

‘Also,’ Eve further added, ‘why is abbreviation such a long word? What’s that all about. Eh?’

‘What the fuck are you going on about?’ Adam said in frustration. His erection was starting to shrivel.

‘Your turn,’ Eve said.

‘What?’ Adam said, getting to his feet again. He had lost the sexual urge now. He was even starting to lose the will to live.

‘Your turn to say Truth Or Dare,’ Eve explained.

‘Oh,’ Adam said, ‘Okay, Truth or Dare?’

‘Dare,’ Eve said.

‘Right,’ Adam said, ’I dare you to...’


What will he dare her to do? Find out in Part 4

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Part 4


“I dare you to turn round, spread your legs and bend over,” Adam said.

“Okay,” Eve said. She turned round, spread her legs and bent over.

“Wow,” Adam said quietly to himself, “If only I could record this for posterior er, I mean posterity.”

“What did you say?” Eve said, from her doubled up position, “I couldn’t hear you from down here.”

“Nothing,” Adam said. He felt himself starting to stir again.

“Can I get up yet?” Eve asked, “I’m starting to get cramp.”

“So am I,” Adam said, as he gently rubbed himself.

“So can I?”

“What?”

“Get up again,” Eve explained. “My back’s starting to hurt.”

“Hang on,” Adam said. He wanted to try something. He looked round and saw a small stick that had fallen from the apple tree. He picked it up, stripped the twigs from it and then used it to spank Eve’s butt.

“Ouch,” Eve said. “That was fun.”

Adam used the stick on her again.

“Okay,” Adam said. “You can get up now.” He started rubbing himself again.

“Thanks,” Eve said. She stood upright again and turned round. “What are you doing?” she asked when she saw him rubbing himself.

“Oh, nothing,” Adam said, “My penis was starting to get sore and I thought I might try to rub it better.”

“Is it okay?” Eve said, “It looks very red and swollen. Did you bang it?”

“Not yet,” Adam said, without thinking.

Eve looked at the stick. “What do we do now?” she asked.

“I think we’re here to procreate,” Adam said.

“What’s that?” Eve asked.

“What’s what?” Adam said.

“Procreate,” Eve said.

“It means to have children,” Adam explained.

“Oh,” Eve said. “If we had a child, what could we call it?”

Adam looked at the stick he had used to spank Eve with. “I don’t know. How about... Cane?”

“Sounds good to me,” Eve said. “But what if we had another one?”

“Would you like to?” Adam asked.

“I’m willing and able,” Eve said.

“That;s a good name,” Adam said.

“What, willing?” Eve said, “Cane and Willing?”

“Yeah, why not?”

“Okay,” Eve said. “Shall we continue the game now?”

“Okay,” Adam said. “Your turn.”

“Truth or dare?” Eve asked.

“Dare,” Adam said.

“I dare you to...”


What will she dare him? Find out soon.

[Jah Brother]

Hilarious!
And very clever with the names! I want moar!

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Originally Posted by Jah Brother

Hilarious!
And very clever with the names! I want moar!

Thanks for your comment on this story. I have two other stories on the go at the moment and this one was just written as a bit of fun but I'll certainly continue it when I get the chance.

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Another one which needs updating soon.