Ask worm Jaro anything (and spank him!)

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Samishere

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You ask so many hypothetical questions I really have no answer to.

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
Dick.

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Sexiest name: Scarlett
Least sexy: Brenda

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Rugby

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Uhm.... none of them ihmo. I don't like musicals.

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Probably cry.

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Taking selfies.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
Windows 10. Or is that wishful thinking?

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Pfff... I really have no idea. How about this one:

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Lauging hyena

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
DVD's and CD's

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Guns

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Rant

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Sand. On the floor as a "carpet"

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
Nobody.

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Chicken.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
My glasses that were bigger than my face as a kid.

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Dumbo, when he was drunk

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Tattoos. Well, many people still think they are trashy.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
They'd be completely baffled by it. I never even stole an apple, but I guess stealing would be the first thing that comes to mind. But they'd probably just think it was a mistake.

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
Feet don't grow on trees.

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Maybe all the condoms and lubes and stuff like that that they sell at the supermarket.

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
Never laugh at your own joke, unless it isn't funny. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
That I shouldn't show up naked.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
The closest thing I can think of is still that your name is Sam. I never noticed the seperate words 'Sam is here'

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
I don't know.

If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?
Pfff.... that would be like hell. Nothing in that square would make it any better, not even feet.

What’s the best type of cheese?
Swiss

What kind of cult would you like to start?
Cult of the terrific 10 toes.

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
Lots of porn and cats, in other words: pussy.

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
CACTUS comdoms.

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
Hey, that's mean, that's 50 questions in one!!
But I found some answers for ya:
Alabama: Cheese Grits
Alaska: Salmon
Arizona: Mexican Food
Arkansas: Cheese Dip
California: In-N-Out
Colorado: Beef Enchiladas
Connecticut: New Haven Pizza
Delaware: Chicken
Florida: Cuban Food
Georgia: Peach Cobbler
Hawaii: Spam
Idaho: Potatoes
Illinois: Meat
Indiana: Sugar Cream Pie
Iowa: Corn on the Cob
Kansas: Bread
Kentucky: Fried Chicken
Louisiana: Crawfish
Maine: Lobster
Maryland: Crab
Massachusetts: Clam Chowder
Michigan: Cherries
Minnesota: Tater Tots
Mississippi: Biscuits and Gravy
Missouri: BBQ
Montana: Rocky Mountain Oysters
Nebraska: Runzas
Nevada: Buffet
New Hampshire: Cider Doughnuts
New Jersey: Salt Water Taffy
New Mexico: Green Chiles
New York: Bagels
North Carolina: Pork BBQ
North Dakota: Bison Burgers
Ohio: Buckeyes
Oklahoma: Chicken Fried Steak
Oregon: Marionberry Pie
Pennsylvania: Cheesesteak
Rhode Island: Clam Cakes
South Carolina: Sweet Tea
South Dakota: Kuchen
Tennessee: Hot Chicken
Texas: Tex Mex
Utah: Jello
Vermont: Maple Syrup
Virginia: Apples
Washington: Pho
West Virginia: Pepperoni Roll
Wisconsin: Cheese
Wyoming: Beef Jerky

What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
I don't have such nicknames.

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Dick or Pussy (as in Pussy Galore)

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
Water balloons. Seriously!

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
Extremely frightening.

What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
No idea, I don't really pay attention to those things and I can't recall.

If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
FUCK = ends the game

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
I think 10.000 might do it?

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Genital reassignment surgery

Is a hotdog a sandwich?
No.

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
Cassandra is actually a walrus.

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
Open toed shoes and sandals

Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?
My ass. It's too big.

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
They don't do anything weird here. At least I don't recall.

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?
Poo on their hands. Hopefully that would make people wash their hands after using the toilet. You realize how many people don't do this?

What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
Lawrance of a Labia, it's about Lawrance who loves to eat labia

If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?
I'd try to dance as ridiculous as I could in the hope it would make them laugh.

Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
I have urinated and defecated in the jungle.

What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
Feet. It's weird. But I love it.

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
Genie in a lamp. Best wishes done by everyone, although I guess it could be used for evil as well.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
Nah, not for me.

You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
Try to craft the perfect Mistress, somewhat like Frankenstein.

What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
Get dressed, then take a shower

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Peanut cream.

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
Would you like to smell my fingers?

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities?
Headaches are caused by thinking about Donald Trump for more than 2 seconds.
Cavities are due to swallowing too much sperm.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
Sack of hay

If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?
By explaining them what I know about stuff. And speaking eloquently and coherently.

What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
Stiff nipples airconditioners.

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?
I'm pretty sure I won't be able to proove that. Maybe by talking? They wouldn't understand my language at all. Nobody would.

Toilet paper, over or under?
Over, always!

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
Batman

What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?
"IT? Very dissapointing. I haven't had sex in ages"
"What do I do? I'm answering your question now"

What would some fairytales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?
The poison apple would be a Mac computer.

Is cereal soup?
No.

If over time you replace parts on a car, at what point does it stop being the same car you bought? How many parts do you need to replace to make it a new car?
All the parts in the engine and chassis.

If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
The stuff I do for work.

What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
Never been a part of that.

Am I mean for asking all these questions?
Yes you are. But I'd find you less mean if you had made them more personalized, although some required some rather creative thought, which I liked.
I hope you like them?

Again, thank you for these questions. 2*69 = 138 edges added! (I added them already before)

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Cassandra

What are your most consecutive anal thrusts with your dildo have been (guess or estimate)?

Yes, I want this question to count for edges, please.

100 I believe Butterfly made me do once.

2 edges added

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by MarvHarvey

I see you have a few new questions! I will try to be economical in how many questions (question marks) I use. I was thinking of these a few hours ago and answers might actually be helpful.

I see you are hoping for some big reductions. For a given number reduced, do you prefer short but possibly harder tasks, or longer but probably easier tasks?

I prefer short but harder tasks.

Originally Posted by MarvHarvey

Do you consider the edges-per-minute (or other effort ) reduced, or just the total number off?

I just want to see the total number go down.

2 edges added

[Sam~]

You have a point about the questions not been very personal lol so from now on if I ask anymore questions they will be more personal and not quite so random.

Surprisingly (considering my ama) I can find it difficult to think up interesting personal questions lol

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Samishere

You have a point about the questions not been very personal lol so from now on if I ask anymore questions they will be more personal and not quite so random.

Surprisingly (considering my ama) I can find it difficult to think up interesting personal questions lol

I understand, it is difficult.
I still enjoyed answering some of your questions.

[Jaro]

I did it! I have a negative amount of edges now so I am no longer denied!

But now... I will be taking a break from the denial, edging and reducing until this time on Sunday, so that is 3 days. During these three days both this thread and the AMA will remain open, but I won't be allowed to reduce the edges I acquire until I am denied again.

Now I think I'm gonna have myself some nice orgasm!

[CSasha]

Knock yourself out, Jaro. Have the blasts of your lifetime.

[Sam~]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

I did it! I have a negative amount of edges now so I am no longer denied!

But now... I will be taking a break from the denial, edging and reducing until this time on Sunday, so that is 3 days. During these three days both this thread and the AMA will remain open, but I won't be allowed to reduce the edges I acquire until I am denied again.

Now I think I'm gonna have myself some nice orgasm!

Enjoy! I think you earned it

[DareFiend]

What city were your born in? [I can understand you may not want to answer this, as it may tend to identify you too closely. But in that case, wouldn't it be nice of you to accept an extra edge as penalty?]

How many hours did you sleep last night?

How hairy are you in the area of your asshole?

Have you ever shaved your armpits?

What's the diameter of each of your nipples [the full area that is colored], in millimeters?

[DareFiend]

two more -

What's the most number of times you came (orgasmed) in the space of one hour?

What did you do with the cum from those orgasms?

[qmu]

Congratulations Jaro!

May I leave a question for when the denial begins anew? [this is not a question in the AMA =p]

How many times did you orgasm in the 3 day grace period?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by DareFiend

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What city were your born in? [I can understand you may not want to answer this, as it may tend to identify you too closely. But in that case, wouldn't it be nice of you to accept an extra edge as penalty?]
Indeed I won't answer this one. And no penalty either, but I will still count 1 edges for this question.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
About 7.

How hairy are you in the area of your asshole?
Not so very hairy but some hair does grow there.

Have you ever shaved your armpits?
Yes I have, I didn't like it.

What's the diameter of each of your nipples [the full area that is colored], in millimeters?
About 25 millimeters, but that was actually hard to measure, to look down like that and see it clearly. Congratulations for perhaps the oddest question asked so far!

5 edges added!

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by DareFiend

two more -

I will answer these but I won't count the edges for them.
You must read the rules carefully please.

What's the most number of times you came (orgasmed) in the space of one hour?
Really I don't remember. I don't think I ever did more than 1 in an hour. I do know I did more in a day. I think 3 or so. But I'm not sure if I could even do more than 1 in an hour.

What did you do with the cum from those orgasms?
Wiped it and threw it in the toilet and flushed.

[Switch Lucy]

Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you have ever taken?

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Would you rather go to jail for 4 years for something you didn’t do or get away with something horrible you did but always live in fear of being caught?

Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?

Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?

Would you rather never use social media sites / apps again or never watch another movie or TV show?

Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?

Would you rather have a horrible short term memory or a horrible long term memory?

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?

Would you rather be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?

Would you rather have a horrible job, but be able to retire comfortably in 10 years or have your dream job, but have to work until the day you die?

Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?

Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (You can’t change the time or method of your death.)

Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?

Would you rather be forced to eat only spicy food or only incredibly bland food?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

[MarvHarvey]

Wow Lucy!
A bunch of very thought provoking things in there.
Wow!