Camping Trip [fiction]

[myself21]

lol. are then ever going to hook up?

[wicked]

I'm sorry, my internet service went off for like two days, I couldn't do anything
Here is this rest, hope you like it.

I quickly tried to relax, and said “Yeah, we're in here.” to my dad
I reached for my clothes. Sharon was putting on her pajama bottoms.
“Could you open the tent please?”
I took a breath... and in a humorous voice, I said “But the zipper is all the way over there” and laughed.
I buttoned my pants and stuck my underwear under my bag. Sharon put on her top, and Bob laughed at my so called joke. I put on my top. My dad said something, but didn't catch it. I went up to the front of the tent and opened it up... Sharon sat on her sleeping bag.
Damn, that was scary...
“You two doing okay in here?”
“Yeah, we're having fun.”
He peeked his head in and saw Sharon.
“What are you guys doing?”
“Oh, you know. Talking. Telling stories to pass the time.”
“Sounds good. When did Sharon put on her Pjs?”
“Oh, I don't know. A while ago, she came in wearing them.”
“Okay. Hey listen, we're roasting some marshmallows. You guys want some?”
“I love roasted marshmallows!”
Sharon stood up excited and ran past Bob. And he laughed.
“Yeah, sure. Marshmallows sound good.”


“Agh.. wht the he...”
oh my go... i turned over... fuc..in... i pulled of... my shir.... sun in my eyes.. ugh... light... shinin.... throu.... tent...

I awoke at the sound of a stupid annoying girl shrieking...
Oh wait...
I sat up to see Sharon's pajamas on the ground with her underwear.
I don't want to know how long she stuck around naked... damn it, what time is it?
I got myself up and grabbed my cell phone out of my bag.
Oh my god, are you kidding? It's only 8:35? What the hell!
With my eyes still hurting from being tired, I dropped my damn phone and dropped mysel... only to remember that the ground is hard and uncomfortable... I'm never going to frikkin fall asleep with the light shining through the damn tent, damn noises coming from outside, and a hard ground. Screw it, I'm going to try anyway damn it.
Gawddammit! Shut the hell up! I want to sleep!! Stupid bird!
“Hey, go see if Greg has woken up.”
Oh my god mom!
And here come the damn footsteps.
“Greg, you awake?”
“Ughamehhhg...”
“Huh?”
“I'm trying to sleep.”
“Jake is awake.”
“Yeah, he's more tolerant to stupid annoying sounds... wait, what...”
“Well, come on fishing with us.”
“I want to sleep! Go away please.”
And naturally, he stuck around saying stupid frikkin redundant ultimately useless crap for two hours.

I awoke from something... I don't know what... I laid down... well, at least it's quiet.... after a few minutes, I felt around for my phone with my eyes closed. Eventually I found it, and looked at the time...
“9:41? Come on...”
With nothing else to do in the most boring godforsaken waste land, I got out of my sleeping bag... and took off my clothes... still tired, and laid down on my sleepi.... hey, it's more comfortable like this... kind of...
Hey! I want to fish!
I threw on my clothes, and searched for the spot where we would always fish when we would go camping for no reason.


We just got back, I was fishing for about an hour. I stuck my fishing pole somewhere and dropped myself onto my sleeping bag....
“I want to leave here.... agh....”
Several minutes past with my eyes shut..
Then Sharon ran in.
“Greg, can we go swimming now? You promised!”
I lifted myself up slightly and looked over my shoulder.
“Argh! Fine! Just give a few minutes, put on your suit...”
“Okay!”
And dropped myself...
I decided to put on my suit underneath my pants in case I wanted to swim as well...
And then I left the tent, and saw Sharon in her swim suit.. arguing with our parents... Jake was cooking the fish or something.
So, what happened was our parents didn't want to leave her with me, which was a first... and then they finally said to be gone no longer than a half hour. Jake said he would swim with us in a few hours.
So Sharon was happy, I still wasn't, and eventually we took off. I brought snacks and a book. There was fish to be expected soon.
So looking at Sharon in a swim suit, wasn't doing anything to me. I guess I forgot everything. I want to see boobs.
When we got to the stream, I sat on a rock, and Sharon dipped her foot into the water.
“Yay!”
And she jumped in. I opened up one of the snacks and picked up my book, started reading. It was a story about a guy who had a normaller life than me.

I was at the beginning of the second paragraph when Sharon was swimming around and yelled out
“Come on Greg! The water's great!”
“Eh heh, maybe in a minute!”
“Hurry!”
And started reading again.
So he was doing stuff that made the book interesting to read, and.. uh, talked about stuff. You know, just pretend I'm explaining the book as time goes by.
I was on the next page.. next paragraph, aliens came, he escaped the evacuated town, than the abominable big foot came, and they were all screwed. I got to the end of the page, and turned the--
“Greg, come in!”
“Sharon, just let me finish this chap--”
Her swim suit was on a rock.
“Are you wearing anything?”
“No one is going to see us.”
“Sharon, anyone could come down for any reason!”
“They are cooking fish and having boring grown up conversation! Just swim like this for a minute!”
“Is the water good?”
“Yeah!”
“Okay, but just one minute.”
I put the bookmark in, and started stripping. What could happen? They sounded like they were staying at the camp site.

[Hot Dude]

This is an excellent story please finish it soon

[firenight]

keep it goning alsome

[HSsportsstar 1]

is this story going to be continued?

[wicked]

i'm sorry


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[tordman]

Wait. Are you stopping?!?!?

[goobers]

Can you post a pic? daremenude.com

[molten man]

Please keep this going!!

[Modoki]

DONT STOP HERE!!!! i wanna see if they get caught