Theo's Dares

[TheoDares]

This thread is where I will keep all of my dares and stuff so that I have them in a log. Feel free to comment if you do any of the dares. These dares are simply there for me to log all the dares I give and then like.

A Submissive Night
Likes: Bondage, Sleeping Dares, Edging

To complete this dare, you must have a night in which you can sleep for a bit. You are going to start the night with five edges. These edges should prepare you for what is going to come. I'm going to assign an hour for you to get these done. After they're done, you will then begin your bondage.

A submissive girl has no need to talk. You are dictated to, allowed to moan and whimper - but you really have no need to talk so you are to gag yourself. Complete yet another edge, don't worry - keep being a good girl and you will be able to orgasm, I promise. You are now to get into bed, you'll be confined to the bed for the rest of the night, make sure you have something to blindfold yourself with, tape/rope and be wearing just lacy underwear.

You are now going to tie your legs together or tape them together. After all, you will now have no need for walking as you will be in your bed for the rest of the night. Think of it as your comfy prison. Oh that gets you hot, does it? Guess you better complete one more edge. You are to now tie your boobs up the best you can. I know that this is a skill some people can not do, so if you can - congratulations but if you cant, then get on all fours and deliver twenty firm slaps to your ass cheeks, twenty on each of course!

Upon that being done, you should tie one of your arms to your body. Your hand will be tied or taped to your side, with your arm. You are to now edge once more. You are to sleep how you are. One arm tied, gagged, but also blindfolded. If you wake up and your sheets are wet tomorrow, you are allowed to orgasm. If you wake up and your sheets are not wet, then you should do this dare again until you have a night in which you end up wet!

Balloon Pop!

Likes: Balloons, Anal, Exercise

For this dare, you will need to begin by blowing up some balloons. A minimum of twenty is required however should you desire to blow up more, you may - especially if you are doing this dare as a punishment - then make sure you push yourself. The next bit will push you hard.

You should now be surrounded with a bunch of balloons all blown up to maximum size, at least twenty of them. You are to now get completely naked. I want you to next find an object that has a point on the end and a handle. My personal suggestion to you would be a screwdriver. You are to then put the screwdriver inside your ass, using the handle of course. This should mean you are now standing surrounded by balloons with a sharp point coming out of your anus.

Here's the fun part! You will now be given sixty seconds. You are to pop the balloons merely by squatting down over them and poking them with your pointy buttocks! How fast can you squat? You better hope it's fast because if you take longer than the sixty seconds, for each additional balloon not popped, you must perform twenty squats touching the point to the ground, therefore forcing the object of choice further into your buttocks.

Bathroom of Wedgies

Likes: Wedgies, Scat, Mouth Soaping

Oh! Looks like you have managed to find yourself in the Bathroom of Wedgies! It's quite simple. You start this task wearing only boxer shorts and in your bathroom. Once you are there, stood in your bathroom wearing just your boxers, you receive five tasks - and each task should be completed while in a wedgie.

Your first wedgie is the frontal wedgie. For this, you merely pull your underwear up as high as you can get it from the front. If done correctly, this should crush your balls and possibly penis. You will keep this wedgie in while you do a spot of cleaning. You'll be cleaning the toilet. You will first clean the seat, using your tongue - then underneath the seat, using your toothbrush.

Your second wedgie will be a regular wedgie. You've punished the front, now you are to pull up as high as possible from the back. If done correctly, this should really infringe on the anus and really hurt it. While you're in the bathroom, you should take a shower - of course staying in your wedgie. Tip shower gel into your boxers, want to make sure you get a proper clean!

Your third wedgie should occur while you are still wet, and now in your sticky, wet boxers. This time - it is a shoulder wedgie. You've cleaned the outside of your body so now it's time to do some cleaning on the inside. After cleaning that toilet with your mouth, I think you should clean your mouth. You are to get a bar of soap and place it in your mouth. You are to hold it in your mouth for 60 seconds. During these 60 seconds, you should keep pushing your shoulders up trying to hurt yourself more.

Your fourth and final wedgie is not yet prepared! You must first shit into this pair of underwear. Once you've shit yourself, you may now give yourself a back wedgie forcing your feces to squash into your butt. If done correctly, and if your underwear is not tight enough, then some of the shit should have fallen on the floor. You are to lick what is on the floor for 30 seconds. If none falls out, you are to take the underwear off and face plant into them.

Bin Men on Strike!
Likes: Humiliation, Messy, Piss

Uh-oh! Looks like the bin men are once again on strike! This causes you a great deal of problems. You don't want to put too many bin bags out because if you do, you know they'll just build up. That's okay though, as you have a brilliant idea. You are to get completely naked, you are then to step into your dustbin, as full as possible is ideal. You are to then jump up and down until the rubbish has squashed down. If done right, you should now have a lot more room in your bin bag.

You know full well that the bin men are busy, hard-working people. They can't be sorting through your rubbish to make sure your recycling is done - so it is your job to help them out. You are to then empty your bin bag out on the floor. Using only your mouth, you are to sort the items into Paper, Glass and Others. For every item that was in your rubbish that should have been in Paper or Glass, you are to record a tally in your head. After sorting through all your rubbish, you should put it in the appropriate bins. You must now do the following task to accompany the amount of rubbish you had put in the incorrect bin.

1-4 Items: Oops! Looks like a cat has weed! (Wee on the rubbish then rub it on yourself)
5-8 Items: Put the bins out naked for the next month.
9+ Items: Put bins out naked and piss yourself as you do it for the next month.

Chaturbate, Bumurbate

Likes: Anal, Online Exposure

Welcome to Chaturbate, Bumurbate. For this dare, you will be using Chaturbate to broadcast yourself live to the people! You will be training your anus live on camera for your followers - and I will be telling you exactly what they should be seeing and what your rules are for when you decide to take centre stage on Chaturbate.

You should spend the entire time on Chaturbate with something in your anus. The only possible exception to this, is a change over of object. You should have atleast 15 objects that you know can be inserted into your anus with relative ease. Feel free to test them before you go on Camera. Now, you will remain on Chaturbate for half an hour, and each time someone new comes, you are to send them the list of the 15 objects that you have, allowing them to choose what goes inside you next.

Here's the twist, when you get your list of 15 objects, you are allowed to label two of the fifteen with an "L". This means that if your viewers choose one of these two items, you may use lubricant for that object. If your viewers do not choose them, then there will be no lube and you will be going into your anus completely bone dry. Make sure you post a thread announcing your show, with at least an hours notice!

Clean Your Mess!
Likes: Scat, Piss, Roleplay

For this dare, it should take place in your bathroom. You must first set your scene. So, the night before you got extremely drunk and you completely messed up your bathroom! As we all know, alcohol makes the bladder extremely weak so before you could actually get to the toilet, you ended up urinating all over the floor just by the door. Luckily though, you were able to get some into the bath. You then needed a shit, but completely forgot what a toilet looks like. How drunk were you?! Looks like you took your dump in the sink, don't worry though - as now is your time to clean up.

You first get to work on your piss and cleaning that up, forgetting all about the smelly, rotting dump that you've left in your sink. You decide that cleaning the floor is the most important thing as you do not want it to seap through the floors. You decide however that you should be punished for your behavour and therefore lick the urine up with your tongue! How good of you! You then get to work cleaning your bathtub and the urine you accidently put in there, once again - you use your tongue to clean this up.

Wanting to really test if you've cleaned the floor and bath to the very best of your abilities, you then go and get your toothbrush and use it to go over the floor and bath. Don't worry though! When you come to brush your teeth tonight, providing you cleaned the floor properly - you won't taste anything -but if you didn't clean properly, then it looks like you will know about it later.

You then leave your bathroom for ten minutes. You go and do whatever it is you do, make a drink, read a book, do some sit ups - whatever takes your fancy for ten minutes. Suddenly, you remember - there is a huge brown dump in your sink. You then race back to the bathroom and you see it there staring at you. By now, it's been left and has started to stink up your bathroom as it's gone cold and hard. You need to remove it from the sink and place it into the toilet, you do this by using your teeth. You then get your toothbrush from earlier and clean the sink with it. Heck, why wait for tonight, you think? You then decide to brush your teeth.

Edge of Self Worth

Likes: Degrading, Edging

You are going to get a piece of paper and a pen for this dare. I want you to sit in front of a mirror. You are to take a good long look into that mirror. I want you to write down anything and everything that you dislike about yourself. You should of course be completely naked looking at yourself in the mirror. After you've written this on paper, you will then copy your negative ideas onto your body with a pen. For example, if you don't like your cheekbones, you'd write what you don't like about them on your "Cheekbones". If you thought you were fat, you'd write "fat" on your stomach.

For everything that you write, you are to number it. Each complaint should have an assigned number. If there are then fifteen things you dislike about yourself for example, you must edge for each one - each time thinking about that one dislike about yourself. This should mean it is longer for you to masturbate for, therefore frustrating yourself more and degrading you as you look at your worthless, disliked body as you do it.

I appreciate that this could mean a lot of edges so, with that in mind - you have a six per day limit. If there is seven things, you will do 6 on 1 day, and the last edge the next. If there are forty things, you will do 6 on 1 day, 6 on day 2, 6 on 3, 6 on Day 4 and so on and so on until you've reached 40.

Girl to Woman
Likes: Diapers, Humiliation, Feminisation

You are to begin your dare wearing nothing but a diaper. If you have a pacifier, then you are more than welcome to suck on your little dummy until your dare is welcome, I know that being the little baby you are, you'll probably really like that. Anyway, you now have a job little one! You are going to transform from a baby, into a beautiful woman!

Firstly, you must start out as a little baby. Trapped there in your diaper, you are going to watch a movie. I know you are a cute little girl, in love with your feminine side, so I'd suggest watching a Romantic Comedy, one of those really cheesy ones where there is always a happy ever after! Make sure you have a box of tissues with you as you watch it though little one, we all know how much you love a happy ending.

Looks like that movie really matured you and you've grown up. Still in your diapers, but this time in there to catch your period blood as opposed to your own urine and shit, you've ditched the cute onesies for a skirt. You should go and put on your most girliest outfit, and uh-oh looks like you've leaked again! (Put Ketchup in your diaper to simulate your period). You should stay like this until you've perfected how to do 'Winged Eye Liner'. You may then wash in a cold shower - still wearing your diaper.

High School Musical Drinking Game

Likes: Piss, Humiliation, Diapers

You are to watch High School Musical 1, 2 and 3 back-to-back in this all out Musical night for yourself. You should also have a bottle of water, preferably 2-3 liters with you that you should be working your way through during the movies. You will be watching the movies wearing only a diaper.

You should begin this dare completely desperate to piss. You should start drinking your water from the start and continue throughout, if you run out - make sure you top up. Here's the twist - despite your desperation to piss, and the fact that you are drinking more and more to make the desperation worse, you can only piss - during a song. If there is no song, you are not allowed to piss.

Obviously, you should sing along with the words to the best of your ability as you sit in your diaper pissing yourself quickly as possible before the song ends. You may not change your diaper until the three movies have ended.

At the end of the movies, you are to get a six-sided dice to decide what should happen with your completely soaked through diaper.
1. It becomes a hat for 1 hour.
2. You eat your next meal from the diaper.
3. You face plant yourself into the diaper.
4. Nothing. Disregard the diaper to the bin.
5. Squeeze diaper out over a glass, drink the glass.
6. Nothing. Disregard the diaper to the bin.

Messy Puppy!

Likes: Messy, Pet Play, Bondage

You are going to get five tins of food, whatever food you want is fine - as long as it is messy! You are to empty these tins into the biggest five bowls you can find. In each bowl, you are to mix four raisons, pees, or something else small that you like to eat. It shouldn't be much bigger than 1cm in size. You are to put four of those in each of the five big bowls.

You are then going to locate your four raisons in each bowl using only your mouth, just like a puppy would. You will remain on each bowl until you have completely succeeded. Should there be any reason why you can't suceed, for example - you accidently eat one of the raisons as your searching through the messy bowls, then you should punish yourself with twenty spanks per raison.

That's not it. To ensure that you are not tempted to use your hands, they should be taped into fists, just like paws would be on a pet. Your legs should also be taped too so that leg and thigh are taped together. You will crawl to the bowls on your paws and knees, completely naked of course.

Pass or Smash

Likes: Crossdressing, Anal, Public

Pass or Smash was a childhood game that I used to play in which you would look at a picture of someone and you would then have to decide between two options. Either you would smash that person, as in have sex with them, or you would pass on them. We've changed the rules slightly for your dare, and those rules are as follows.

You are going to print out photos of yourself crossdressed and give them to three members of the public, preferably men. You are to then ask them "What do you think of her?" If the man comments normally, then you Pass - Good job. However, if the man comments on the gender of the person in the photo, for example saying "she looks like a man" or "Pretty sure that's a dude", then quite unfortunately, you have failed and deserve a punishment.

So, what is that punishment? The smash you might add. You will in fact, be smashing your anus. As this is a punishment, quite simply you do not deserve any lubricant. You are to find a cylinder like object, a cucumber or frozen banana would do excellent, and you are to smash your own anus with that object 20 times for each person that commented on the person in the photos real Gender.

Penis Ice Cream

Likes: CBT, Pain, Ice

I hope you're not feeling too hot right now, but just in case you are - I'm going to give you a chance to cool off with our special Penis Ice Creams! Where is the Ice Cream you may ask? Silly you! You've got to make it - and you are going to use your penis to do so!

You are first to get a cup or bag of Ice. You are to hold your penis in there for a minimum of 30 seconds, if you think you can take more - feel free to go for longer! This should create an extremely cold feeling on your penis. You are then going to go and find something like yoghurt or melted chocolate and dip your penis into the mixture! This should give it the colouring!

You should now be stood there with a freezing cold penis covered in something such as Yogurt or Chocolate. You should remember the Syrup of course. Pour the syrup onto the penis and then if you want, maybe add some sprinkles! Your penis should be nice, cold and messy by now - but wait! In the time it has taken you to do all that, your penis has become warm - dip it in Ice, this time for a minute.

Feeling numb? Oh well that's no good! To get some feeling back into your penis, you should rub one off. Masturbate your little, freezing cold Ice Cream. You've had the ice, now it's time for you to experience the cream, let your little Ice Cream explode with cum - now go wash it off, but make sure the shower is cold.

Tour De' Dare
Likes: Public Nudity, Pictures

Welcome to the Tour De' Dare! I promise the Tour De' France stole the name from me, not the other way round. Anyway, that's besides the point. The point of this task is to take twelve photos in twelve different locations. These photos are quite simple - fully naked full frontals. How daring you decide to be with your pictures is completely your choice. For example, if I say "road", you can choose whether it is a busy road or empty road. These photos should be uploaded into an album and left online for a minimum of two-weeks.

1. Public Toilet (not in a cubical)
2. Public Toilet (in a cubical)
3. Outside the door of a Public Toilet
4. Roadside
5. Park
6. Somewhere near Water
7. Garden
8. Allyway
9. Store Changing Room
10. Field
11. Up a tree
12. Hiding behind a bush.

You are to upload the above twelve photos to Kinktalk or some other album. For each picture that you decide to pussy out on, you must go to that place and leave at least one pair of underwear that you own. This tour will either see you completely naked in twelve locations, or losing twelve pieces of underwear in twelve different locations. Can you afford the punishment?

[TheoDares]

*If you are looking for a dare in a specific fetish, then please feel free to check out this Contents page to see what dares we have in your fetish. If you like the sound of it, you can do "Ctrl+F" and type in the dare name, and you will be able to find it in the first post!

*All fetishes are labelled in alphabetical order. I intend to have at least one dare to accommodate all of the main fetishes that people have. I do have a Dare Factory if you would like to request a specific dare be made for you!

Anal
- Balloon Pop
- Chaturbate, Bumurbate
- Pass or Smash

Balloons
- Balloon Pop

Bondage
- A Submissive Night
- Messy Puppy

Cock and Ball Torture
- Penis Ice Cream

Crossdressing
- Pass or Smash
- Crossdress Mobile Cafe

Cum Eating
- Crossdress Mobile Cafe

Degrading
- Edge of Self Worth

Diapers
- Girl to Woman
- High School Musical Drinking Game

Drinking Games
- High School Musical Drinking Game

Edging
- A Submissive Night
- Edge of Self Worth

Exercise
- Balloon Pop

Feminisation
- Girl to Woman

Humiliation
- Bin Men on Strike
- Girl to Woman
- High School Musical Drinking Game

Ice
- Penis Ice Cream
- Titty Dunking

Messy
- Bin Men on Strike

Mouth Soaping
- Bathroom of Wedgies
- Messy Puppy

Online Exposure
- Chaturbate, Bumurbate

Pain
- Penis Ice Cream
- Titty Dunking

Pet Play
- Messy Puppy

Piss
- Bin Men on Strike
- Clean Your Mess
- High School Musical Drinking Game

Public
- Pass or Smash
- Tour 'De Dare
- Crossdress Mobile Cafe

Roleplay
- Clean Your Mess

Scat
- Bathroom of Wedgies
- Clean Your Mess

Sleeping
- A Submissive Night

Titty Torture
- Titty Dunking

Wedgies
- Bathroom of Wedgies