Some humilating questions...

[nastylarry]

1. When did you last masturbate?
right now
2. What did you use?
my hand
3. What did you think about?
being a sissy slave or a doing dares or having my cock
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
my finger in the shower awhile ago
5. Did you enjoy it?
a little bit maybe
6. How long was it there for?
just a few seconds
7. Was it clean when it came out?
not really
8. Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
yes usually
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
no nobody has
10. What happened?
nothing
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
not really ashamed just a little bit
12. What was it?
cumming on my face or in my mouth or eating my cum in other ways
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
no i havent
14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
no
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
no
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
I filmed myself cumming on my face and in my mouth and sent it out on kik
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
nothing dangerous really i guess tying up my cock and balls
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
humiliation does especially feminization or forced bi or sissyfication
20. What type of porn do you like?
mostly straight porn, cumshots, pics, I watch a lot of other stuff though
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
usually at least twice a day sometimes more like five times I cum at least once a day it is rare when I don't
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
no not really
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
sometimes I do light cbt or spanking or edges on my knees or cum eating as a punishment or just for the amusement of others
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
not sure
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
yes I've been edging myself the whole time

[Shadow]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Yesterday evening.

2. What did you use?
My hand.

3. What did you think about?
I've thought of a mistress blackmailing me into feminization and finally I was out in public with painted nails and had to sit there and wait till s.o. notice and talk to him/her. Than there was a girl, we had a little conversation and she wanted me to go shopping with her. My mistress mailed me to do whatever she wanted, so I had to try on a red dress, and had to wear it. She told me that she loves anal and was actually wearing a butplug. Well we ended up in a hotel finding out that we were both slaves of the same mistress. She tied us up together with my penis in her pussy and we had forced sex in front of her.

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
Butt plug

5. Did you enjoy it?
yes

6. How long was it there for?
15 minutes

7. Was it clean when it came out?
yes

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
no both are the same

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
well some good friend know that I like bondage and that I'm submissive. However another friend knows, that I like dares of feminization topic, but we never talked about it.

10. What happened?
Truth or dare happened. Having the choice between dares and so my friends know which dares I prefere

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
A little bit. i love my ass stretched, but I'm a little bit ashamed, if the underwear is a little bit brown the days after and I can't do anything about it

12. What was it?
See no 11

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Yes?

14. If so, where do you wear it?
Usually at home. But I also did some I go shopping with it inside of me.

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
No.

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No.

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Wearing pink nail polish on finger nails at the disco

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I don't know.

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Yes, both.

20. What type of porn do you like?
Lesbian

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
2 or 3 times a day

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
No

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
No

25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Yes - it initiates dares turning me on. s.t. even thinking about doing it is enough...

[DareStud]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Earlier today
2. What did you use?
Only my hand
3. What did you think about?
My crush
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
The enema set head
5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes
6. How long was it there for?
2 minutes
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yes
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Only a bit
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
No
10. What happened?
-
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Ashamed - most tof the thing as I do, Regret - only some of them
12. What was it?
For example i fucked myself with a banana and then left it in it's place(cleaned)
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
I use a roll-on deodorant as a buttplug
14. If so, where do you wear it?
Only in home
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Not wiht another person, but I sometimes fuck myself with different things
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No, but I would like to
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Drinking all of my piss during the day
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I got scared as shit when I couldnt get out a golf ball, but I finally got it out
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Humiliation - yes, of course. Pain - As long as it's not cutting or anything with blood and ball busting. I also love nipple clamps
20. What type of porn do you like?
Bukkake/BDSM/Pissing/Lesbian
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Depends, sometimes twice a day, sometimes once in 2 weeks
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Mostly nipple clamps
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
No, and I don't want to
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Sometimes

[Zeesweet]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Last night

2. What did you use?
Hand

3. What did you think about?
Being tied up and abused. A man lashed me to the bed and tried to force into my mouth. I resisted fiercely, being straight. I succeeded but then my ass was explored by fingers and I was slapped. After a bit I was untied, hands cuffed above my head and feet tied together. The man tried to enter from behind. Again I resisted, pulling myself out of reach and desperately avoiding his shaft. Eventually I tired and was defeated. It took many constraints to allow me to be violated by a male, in the end though, I was powerless to prevent it and had to submit.

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
Finger

5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes

6. How long was it there for?
On off. For about 15mins while walking home

7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yes

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Yes

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
No

10. What happened?
NA

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
No

12. What was it?
NA

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
No

14. If so, where do you wear it?
NA

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
No

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Sent a pic of wedgie locked in by a belt

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Hogtied myself very tight. Took half an hour to get out

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Yes

20. What type of porn do you like?
Bondage, femdom

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Depends, a few times a week. Daily if not busy

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Sometimes, spanking and nipple clips

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
Occasionally online, same as above

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Yes, didn't enjoy it.

25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Yes

[mountaindewman97]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Yesterday morning
2. What did you use?
My hand

3. What did you think about?
I made a female sub on getdare send me pics of the dares I gave her, and I came to that.

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
Toothpaste, if that counts.

5. Did you enjoy it?
It was exciting, but it also stung like a bitch.
6. How long was it there for?
I did it last night, and I showered in the morning. so 8 hours or so.

7. Was it clean when it came out?

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Pretty much in the same place

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
My girlfriend

10. What happened?
She just naturally realised I am submissive over time, she laughs at me for it.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Yes
12. What was it?
I sent a humiliating pic to a Mistress with over 20,000 twitter followers while masturbating. She posted it on twitter and her website's front page.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Never
14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Never
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Nope not really
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
I put my sister's panties over my face and sent a pic.
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I went a walk into a field near my house and crossdressed/inserted something in my ass. My neighbour approached me as I was putting back on my regular clothes, I'm not sure what he thought I was doing.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
pain, a little bit. Humiliation, a lot
20. What type of porn do you like?
Facesitting, femdom, lezdom, blackmail joi.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Usually in the morning, sometimes at night.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Only when dared to. By busting my balls, covering them in toothpaste, etc.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
Only from dares.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
It feels unbearable at first, but after it's done, you kinda want more.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
... you could say that. I made around 230 posts in my first few days since joining this site. although I wish there were more females on the site of course.

[1sillyme]

1. When did you last masturbate?
now

2. What did you use?
my hand

3. What did you think about?
pussy

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
black butt plug

5. Did you enjoy it?
fuck yes

6. How long was it there for?
the whole time I was masturbating

7. Was it clean when it came out?
yes

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? n/a
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
no my balls are the same small size

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
yes my best mate

10. What happened?
we masturbated each other off

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
No we are all the same

12. What was it?
n/a
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
only when really horny

14. If so, where do you wear it?
in the bedroom

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
yes was different but very nice

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
no

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
showed my penis to another guy, it's small and I was ashamed of the size

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
masturbated in a public park

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
not really

20. What type of porn do you like?
normal and some bi

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
most days

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
no

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
no

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
no

25. Do you get turned on my getdare?

[SlaveMichelle72]

1. When did you last masturbate? Saturday morning

2. What did you use? Right hand

3. What did you think about? My friend Liz at work locking me in chastity on Monday (today) and holding the key

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? Summer

5. Did you enjoy it? Sort of

6. How long was it there for? an hour or so

7. Was it clean when it came out? Yes

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? yes

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Yes friend at work did an dis now using them against me

10. What happened? We talked about sex and I slipped up mentioning I needed my ass beat

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes

12. What was it? Sleeping with friends gf

13. Do ever wear a butt plug? not often

14. If so, where do you wear it? To work on fridays

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Had a few femdom use their strap on up my ass!

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? yes

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Licking a very very large woman sweaty ass

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Meeting a lady online then allowing her to tie and abuse em all weekend without getting more info

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? YES

20. What type of porn do you like? FEMDOM, BDSM spanking cbt chastity denial, ass worship

21. How frequently do you masturbate? Was 2-4 times daily

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Used to beat my balls

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Yes friend now has her LOCK on and the only keys to my chastity device

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Yes spanking slapped squeezed clamped whipped

25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yes love what may happen

[BIGTENCountry12]

When did you last masturbate?
YESTERDAY
2. What did you use?
HAND
3. What did you think about?
SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
MOLD OF FRIENDS COCK
5. Did you enjoy it?
YES, MORE TO IT
6. How long was it there for?
2.5 HOURS
7. Was it clean when it came out?
YES
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
YES,LEFT
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
YES
10. What happened?
BLACKMAILED
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
YES
12. What was it?
SEX WITH A CERTAIN PERSON(PM IF CURIOUS)
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
YES
14. If so, where do you wear it?
EVERYWHERE
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
YES, WITH BOTH GENDERS. (WILL SHARE MORE WITH A PM)
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
YES
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
SANG I TOUCH MYSELF NAKED WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF AT KAROKEE
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I WAS DROPPED OFF NUDE ON CORNER & HAD UNPROTECTED SEX FOR $
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
AT FIRST
20. What type of porn do you like?
AMEAUTER
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
MIN OF 3 TIMES A DAY (NO CUMIN)
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
YES, WHEN IM TOLD TOO
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
YES, ANYWAY THEY SEE FIT
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
YES, HOW DO YOU THINK IT FELT
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
AT TIMES

[HornyLindsey]

1. When did you last masturbate?
2-3 hours ago

2. What did you use?
My fingers

3. What did you think about?
Was watching porn

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
A vibrator

5. Did you enjoy it?
Mildly ;p

6. How long was it there for?
Less than a minute

7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yes!

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Nope

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yes

10. What happened?
Some people have been into them, some have not ;p

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Nope

12. What was it?

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
No

14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes, it wasn't that great...

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Share porn to my Facebook page

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Have sex with a strange

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
No

20. What type of porn do you like?
All kinds

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Multiple times a day

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
No

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
No

25. Do you get turned on my get dare?
Yes I do!

[Mistress Tay]

1. When did you last masturbate? Half hour ago

2. What did you use? My fingerz

3. What did you think about? My gf tayygirl

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? 6 inch dildo

5. Did you enjoy it? Yes very much

6. How long was it there for?a good 30mins lol

7. Was it clean when it came out? Yupp

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven? Kinda....but only kinda haha
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?yesss

10. What happened?tayy caught me slapping myself (I'm embarrassed to say that) lol

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?yup

12. What was it?its a long story

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?I do

14. If so, where do you wear it? Everywhere tbh

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Yes and we used dildos plugs and our fingers

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? In a way yes lol

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? I was dared to be my gfs naked slave for a night

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Hmm idk tbh at all

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? Both do

20. What type of porn do you like? Almost all haha

21. How frequently do you masturbate? At least once a day but can be a few times a day to

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? Yes and like above slapping myself

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?yes sometimes my gf and spanking choking and overstimulation sometimes lol

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Yes and it huuuuurt alot

25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Sometimes depending on what I do I guess lol

[j's uncut 8==D]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Yesterday
2. What did you use?
my hand
3. What did you think about?
this girl i want to date
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
a souvenir mini baseball bat
5. Did you enjoy it?
yes
6. How long was it there for?
until i came, five minutes?
7. Was it clean when it came out?
nope
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
yes
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
yes
10. What happened?
truth or dare, truth
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
yes
12. What was it?
a couple let us use their house while on vacation and I sniffed her panties while masturbating.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
no
14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
no
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
no
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
nothing too embarrassing yet
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
jacked off in a window
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
humiliation
20. What type of porn do you like?
all types
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
multiple times a day
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
no
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
no
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
no
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
yes

[RosyS]

1. When did you last masturbate?
Two nights ago

2. What did you use?
My wand

3. What did you think about?
My boyfriend doing naughty things to me

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
My buttplug

5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes

6. How long was it there for?
About an hour

7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yea

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
A bit I guess

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yea because I've told them

10. What happened?
Nothing they just thought it was peculiar

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Not to date

12. What was it?
--

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Yes I have worn one on multiple occasions

14. If so, where do you wear it?
I've worn it to the store and around the house

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
No not yet

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
I'm in one right now

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Gone without panties

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I don't think I have done anything dangerous. That sounds scary. >.<

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Humiliation turns me on quite a bit.

20. What type of porn do you like?
See above

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Usually every day

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
I do via spanks, clamps, or edges

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
Sometimes my daddy dom making me use clamps or spanks

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Yes using clamps or kicks to my pussy. It hurts so much!!!!!!!!!! >.<

25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
A bit

[EuroGuy1988]

1. When did you last masturbate? Friday

2. What did you use? Right hand

3. What did you think about? My mistress forcing me to cum

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally? Marker

5. Did you enjoy it? Not really

6. How long was it there for? 30 minutes

7. Was it clean when it came out? Yes

8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other? yes

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours? Yes old girlfriend because I asked if I can worship her feet

10. What happened ? She made me get on my knees and suck her toes one by one while she gave me a handjob but did not let me cum.

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did? Yes

12. What was it? Self anal

13. Do ever wear a butt plug? no

14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe. Had a few thing up there but never the real thing but it was uncomfortable and made me feel ashamed.

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship? Yes

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done? Eating my own cum

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done? Letting a girl I just met take total control and tie me up and do as she pleased with me.

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on? YES

20. What type of porn do you like? FEMDOM, Spanking, Cbt, punishment, gagging

21. How frequently do you masturbate? about once a day now

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how? self spanking,cbt,

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how? Yes People I meet online do as they please with me.

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel? Yes had my balls tied up and slapped until I was begging for mercy

25. Do you get turned on my getdare? Yes

[Qwerty1330]

1. When did you last masturbate?
right now
2. What did you use?
my hand
3. What did you think about?
being a sissy slave or a doing dares or having my cock
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
my finger
5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes
6. How long was it there for?
just a few minutes
7. Was it clean when it came out?
not really
8. Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
yes usually
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
no nobody has
10. What happened?
nothing
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
No
12. What was it?
cumming on my face or in my mouth or eating my cum in other ways
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
no i havent
14. If so, where do you wear it?

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
no
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
no
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
I filmed myself cumming on my face and in my mouth and sent it out on kik
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
nothing dangerous really i guess tying up my cock and balls
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
humiliation does especially feminization or forced bi or sissyfication
20. What type of porn do you like?
mostly straight porn, cumshots, pics, I watch a lot of other stuff though
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
usually at least twice a day sometimes more like five times I cum at least once a day it is rare when I don't
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
no not really
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
sometimes I do light cbt or spanking or edges on my knees or cum eating as a punishment or just for the amusement of others
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
No. But i want it to happen
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
yes I've been edging myself the whole time

[Phantompower]

1. When did you last masturbate?

Last night

2. What did you use?

My hand

3. What did you think about?

Fandom and forced bi.

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?

A dildo

5. Did you enjoy it?
Yes

6. How long was it there for?
5 mins
7. Was it clean when it came out?
No
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Yes
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
yes
10. What happened?
Ex housemate walked in Ion me jerking off in panties. Left embarrassed.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Yes. Being sucked by v old guy in public loo

12. What was it?
Above
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Not now but yes
14. If so, where do you wear it?
Used to wear for driving with cockring
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes have been ducked by many men.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
no
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Run naked down a street at 18
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Prob ball busting
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Yes
20. What type of porn do you like?
Almost all
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
twice a day on quick and one edging
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Ball torture
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
yes
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Balls slapped punched and kicked. Horrible and amazing
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Yes. Your dildo question prompted Mr to take out my dildo and now I'm going to duck myself and watch gay porn.