12-31-2016, 11:54 PM | #16 |
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Based on a friend's experience, sometimes the worst thing you can say to a dom is that last "yes, sir" that gets you into something too much for you to handle. Everyone needs "no" in their vocabulary sometimes!
That said, I think "I'm bored" is a pretty stupid thing to say to most doms.
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01-01-2017, 12:02 AM | #17 |
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"So... that was it?"
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01-01-2017, 03:47 AM | #18 |
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Oh, the famous one. "I think we are out of lube, and I forgot to pick up some"
"You won't be mad if I tell you" that's another one. "You might want to take your high blood pressure medication before I tell you something" Yup, that's even worst one. There are so dam many. But sometimes it isn't the words that come out of the mouth, it's the look that they give you just beforehand. Like when you go looking for a handcuff key to unlock them, and the key is always kept in one place, BUT, somebody was playing with the cuffs. That look of Oh fuck, then confusing, then heavy though, then reality sets it, that there in the perfect position to for punishment.
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01-01-2017, 04:24 AM | #19 |
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Whoops, did I fall asleep just now?
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01-01-2017, 04:46 AM | #20 |
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No you did not,... Your answer was honest.
I triggered you to reply to this thread, being bit curious what you would say. When I read your answer I could actually smash my head,.... I could have known,.. It's very true. And to the rest of the world: It's not just punishments I'm giving my pet. I once did send my pet to a sauna to relax.
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Falling asleep would be a strange message . You are actually too energetic for that. Although... I think I once almost chatted you to sleep (just did not want you to because your expensive ipad could get damaged from that)
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01-01-2017, 07:05 AM | #23 |
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"Sorry I farted in your face, you don't mind?"
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01-01-2017, 07:14 AM | #24 |
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personally,..
If i got such text,.. Either: this would break the relation because this is not how I would expect my pet to even "think" about saying something Or: i would see it as a teasing brattiness that would call for immidiate funishment. my pet sometimes says: ""mhhh,.. I'm biting in your toe". That falls in the catagory of teasing brattiness that gets rewarded with a nice funishment.
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01-01-2017, 10:03 AM | #25 |
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Whoa there, Sammy boy, take it easy. This thread is not about you - it's just innocent fun. Take a chill pill, bro.
"So when are we getting to the real stuff?"
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01-01-2017, 12:36 PM | #26 |
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"Good girl!" - Monkey got spanks for that one just today.
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01-01-2017, 01:59 PM | #27 |
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I do the "Good boy." to AM often.
"Yes." when asked if I would like to continue my brattiness in that warning tone. "You're a bastard." In the middle of a scene. "You're wrong and I am right, so there!"
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01-01-2017, 02:04 PM | #28 |
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Candy told me once that she was going to not send me nipple torture videos any more when she was being sassy. Then that I was soft and she wasn't scared of me when I asked her if I had to make her.
It didn't take me long to make her change her mind. She learned not to threaten to take away my favorite videos.
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01-01-2017, 04:28 PM | #29 |
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Thanks so much all for the replies they gave me a good laugh!!! Keep them coming!
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01-01-2017, 05:52 PM | #30 |
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Bitch I'm hungry make me a sandwich.
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