Pry into muffinfairy's little mind

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by PerfectlyImperfect

I'm very good at doing it wrong.

List all drugs you have ever done (weed doesn't count)?
I don't do drugs.
Have you ever been in trouble with the 5-0?
No. I'm an upstanding member of society.
Ever had someone pay you for sexual favors?
I'm afraid I remain poor.
what hobbies you got?
Art, exploring, cycling, befriending things
What are you good at?
That have to be rated from other peoples opinions, so I can't answer.
What do you plan to create a career in?
I want to get more pigeons back into work. It'll also help to cut down their obesity problems.
Would you accept 10 grand to kill someone, and you also would get a bucket of hydrochloric acid? (Also the kill would just be some civilian.)
Sure. Then for £25 I would change their name, ship them off to another country and pretend the job was done.
What toys do you have?
Depends on what you class as a toy.
What things have you used around the house to get off on?
I'm am delighted by everything in the house. Apart from the dust and spiders.
do you like the way your juices taste?
Sometimes I do squeeze my arms down against my side and let my juices season my foods. It's better than gravy.

[Busty]

What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
As an adult have you ever wet yourself?
If so was it for a dare or your own doing?
What is the most humiliating thing you have worn?
What are 5 items of clothing you have never worn but would like to try? and why?
What is the most humiliating thing you would like to try? and why?
What is the strangest underware you have worn?
For a dare or on your own (recently) have you worn any of the following
1 cling wrap
2 paper underware
3 Adult diaper
4 G String
5 gone commando
If so explain why and what it was like.
For each of the ones you hav not tried would you try it as a dare or on your own?
For each of the items you havent tried explain how you think it would feel to wear each of these items.
What is the best dare / task you have done?
If you were to give yourself an embarrassing / humiliating dare or task what would it be

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by Jacques

You are on a quest to kill the most evil thing that exists on any plane of existence...

1. There are three items in your inventory, what are they?
A paint brush and two strawberries.
2. What obstacle stands between you and the lair of the evil thing and how do you overcome it?
An eight-foot, bionically deformed, quadriplegic, zombie soldier with the stength of a gorilla and the cunning of a beaver. Walk around it.
3.You enter the lair and confront the evil thing. It offers you a deal to spare its life for anything you desire- would you accept such a deal, and what would you ask for?
Certainly. To allow it to perform hara-kiri.
4.Whatever your answer to question 3, the evil thing betrays you (it is evil, after all) It holds the thing you love most in the world hostage and demands you surrender- who or what is its hostage?
My puppy.
5.How, using only your cunning and the three items in your inventory, do you kill the evil thing and save the life of the thing you most love?
I would look it straight in its entity and challenge it to a Coolidge paint-off. Letting it set the scene, either to recreate an original or something new, fresh, and thrilling. Once it was set I would demand my puppy played a role in the setting, to bring realism and scale to the layout.
Then the paint-off would begin.
As the paintings were nearing completion I would stand up and flaunt my strawberries in the face of the monster. Distracting it long enough for my puppy to slip away to pant again another day. Then before it had a chance to notice, I would tell it a joke so terribly painful that it would suffer a cardiac arrest and collapse on the spot.
6.What do you do to celebrate your great victory?
I would scoop out its insides and fill it with plastic balls, and invite everyone over to play in my residually heated ball pit.

[Sharp Nacelle]

Should I get out of bed?
What's that noise?
Norman Smith's ears are getting bigger, aren't they?
What's the best genealogy website?
When will it stop raining?
What chemicals are in your bloodstream?
How will Facebook make money?
Which part of my body do you most want to kiss?
Would you like a throne?
How many people have you spoken to today?

[fireman]

what is the most evilest thing you have ever thought of?

[tallguy2241]

1. What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

2. How many roads must a man walk down before you can acll him a man?

3. You're adorable. Will you marry me?

[Jacques]

Originally Posted by muffinfairy

1. There are three items in your inventory, what are they?
A paint brush and two strawberries.
2. What obstacle stands between you and the lair of the evil thing and how do you overcome it?
An eight-foot, bionically deformed, quadriplegic, zombie soldier with the stength of a gorilla and the cunning of a beaver. Walk around it.
3.You enter the lair and confront the evil thing. It offers you a deal to spare its life for anything you desire- would you accept such a deal, and what would you ask for?
Certainly. To allow it to perform hara-kiri.
4.Whatever your answer to question 3, the evil thing betrays you (it is evil, after all) It holds the thing you love most in the world hostage and demands you surrender- who or what is its hostage?
My puppy.
5.How, using only your cunning and the three items in your inventory, do you kill the evil thing and save the life of the thing you most love?
I would look it straight in its entity and challenge it to a Coolidge paint-off. Letting it set the scene, either to recreate an original or something new, fresh, and thrilling. Once it was set I would demand my puppy played a role in the setting, to bring realism and scale to the layout.
Then the paint-off would begin.
As the paintings were nearing completion I would stand up and flaunt my strawberries in the face of the monster. Distracting it long enough for my puppy to slip away to pant again another day. Then before it had a chance to notice, I would tell it a joke so terribly painful that it would suffer a cardiac arrest and collapse on the spot.
6.What do you do to celebrate your great victory?
I would scoop out its insides and fill it with plastic balls, and invite everyone over to play in my residually heated ball pit.

These answers are fluffingteen times better than I could have imagined- I bow before your altar of awesome and offer a fatted calf made of ugg boots in your name.

[Stellz]

make out with me now

[PerfectlyImperfect]

Originally Posted by Jacques

These answers are fluffingteen times better than I could have imagined- I bow before your altar of awesome and offer a fatted calf made of ugg boots in your name.

hell yea. Ha because I am quoting I need more chars

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by theone

Well, I’m not bored but hassling you seems like a good idea and I do think that you are interesting.

1. What do you think is the most interesting thing about yourself?
My ability to avoid long term commitments.
2. What do you think is the least interesting thing about yourself?
What lives below my ankles. People may stop talking to me about such areas.
3. What do you think is an interesting quality about others?
Creativity.
4. What do you think is an uninteresting quality about others?
People who are sat infront of the tv and such all day, every day.

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by dareninja

A ninja or a squirrel? Either way I'm staying behind this tree.

How did you become so awesome?
I didn't. You have low standards.

[dareninja]

Originally Posted by muffinfairy

How did you become so awesome?
I didn't. You have low standards.

What are you looking for in a man?
What are you looking for in a ninja?
What are you looking for in a slave?
Can I be your slave?

[dressup_master]

what kind of underwear are you wearing right now?

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by corsa198

Brm, brmmmm

Have you ever peed your pants?
I'm sure I was a standard child.
If so, have you done it by accident or on purpose?
I'm sure it was down to the inabilities of others.
Have you ever wet the bed?
See above.
If not, would you?
I could pretend it was a boat and throw a bottle of wine at it.
What is your favourite type of underwear?
Minis
What is your favourite underwear you own?
I'm avidly attached to all of it.
Do you ever like to let your underwear show?
No whales near my tail.
Do you like to go commando?
I find face paint a bit tacky.
Would you like it if people could see your underwear up your skirt?
I'd be concerned about the height of those people.

[muffinfairy]

Originally Posted by Stellz

I love staples. Wooo staples, woo.

Make out with me now
That's a demand and not a question. Bad Stellz.