Celebrities

[HypoMonkey]

Just a few questions on which celebrities you would like to... um... do stuff with Try to think of a different celbrity for each question, but you can use th same more than once (as it will probably be quite difficult to use a different one for each.) Try and say why for aswell please

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date?
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date?
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with?
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with?
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with?
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with?
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap?
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap?

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger?
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out?
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob?
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob?
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why?
If Gay
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob?
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob?
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a handjob?
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob?
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Female celebrity, who and why?

FEMALE
If Straight
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob?
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob?
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to finger you?
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to eat you out?
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Female celebrity, who and why?
If Gay
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out?
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger?
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger you?
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat you out?
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why?

To answer my own...
EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? - Jade Goody (cus I think she needs a real man at the moment)
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? - Stephen Fry (cus he's funny and clever, I would imagine he is great company)
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? - Tyra Banks (Cus she is gorgus)
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? - Elijiah Wood (Cus he looks nice to hold, and seems realy nice)
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with? - Hannah Montanna/Miley Cirus (You get the best of both)
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? - Mitch Hewer (He only seems capable of kissing)
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? - Honestly None, but if I had too, Emma Watson, just cus I like her in Harry Potter
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? - Daniel Radcliff (He is actually amazingly good looking)
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? - Vennesa Ann Hudgens (I can't stand her, I dunno why)
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? - Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter - he just has one of those faces)
MALE
If Gay
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob? - Zac Efron (He is fine)
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob? - Nicholas Hoult (Cus i could teach him a thing or two)
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? - Mitch Hewer (I think he could manage it pretty well)
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? - Zac Efron (If you've seen Hairspray, during the song 'I can hear the bells' he licks his hand and his tounge looks huge... thats why)
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Female celebrity, who and why? Nopee

[Smile]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Keira Knightly
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? Zac Braff (just so i could talk to him about scrubs for ever)
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Keira Knightly
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Zac Braff
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with? Keira Knightly
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? Who ever turk is on scrubs
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Keira Knightly
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? Just No...
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Posh
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? All the male members of S Club 7

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Keira Knightly
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Keira Knightly
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Keira Knightly
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Keira Knightly
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? Zac Braff...

[Komodo Jones]

I actually had to answer this way because I'm bi.
EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date?
Megan Fox
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date?
Owen Wilson
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Would probably have to go with Tyra Banks on this one too.
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Kel Mitchell
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with?
Victoria Justice
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with?
Daniel Radcliffe
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Kiera Knightely
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Jaleel White
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap?
Britney Spears
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap?
whoever was the guy in Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder?)
MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger?
Cherrie Johnson
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out?
Emma Watson
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob?
Jaime Lynn Spears
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob?
Lily Thai
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why?
If it was a friendship, or just a random play relationship yes. Why? Just because I need some more friends to hang out with and I love cock. I don't know who

If Gay
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob?
Darius McCrary
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob?
Shia LeBeouaf
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a handjob?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob?
Mike Birbligia
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Female celebrity, who and why?
Absolutely. All the girls I listed, minus Britney Spears, and I just think it would be awesome to say you did stuff with a celeberity.

[batman]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date?emma watson
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date?duno none really but if a had to choose...jonny depp
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with?emma watson. duh
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with?none really.
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with?emma watson
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with?none
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with?guess
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with?none
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap?nikki. she was on big brother a while ago.
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap?simon caul. ass hole

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger?
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out?
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob?
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob?
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why?
emma watson for all

[Komodo Jones]

Jeez, people I think you are missing the whole point of this truth. The point is to pick someone different for each one. Yes I agree Emma Watson and Kiera Knightely are hot but at least try to be creative! Have you considered every single possiblity?

[Sarge90]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Kaley Cuoco, she's cute, sexy and has a hell of a singing voice for an actress.
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? James Nesbitt, coz he's amazin.
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Lily Allen, she seems to have some interesting stories.
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? David Tennant, he's a true genius at what he does, and Scottish.
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with? Rose McGowan, just looks so kissable.
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? Colin Farrell, but I think that's more the accent than anything else, probably have to keep stopping to hear him talk.
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Jessica Alba, she's soo hot.
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? I don't think there are any.
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Jade Goody, seriously, don't like her at all, although I wouldn't now.
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? David Beckham, just cannot stand the guy, and don't see how he's making so much money for kicking a ball.

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Megan fox, looking into that face while fingering her would make any guy think they were the luckiest man alive.
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Natalie Portman, to see if she's sweeter (I know she didn't say it, but she was in the film.)
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Lindsay Lohan, a few years ago when she was in mean girls, she was v sexy
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Katy Perry, if she's a singer she can hold her breath for the long notes, as well as other things ;p
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? Sir Anthony Hopkins, it'd be more of a close friendship than anything else, I really admire him and would love to learn everything he could teach.

[heishere]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date?
Lucille Ball. She may be dead, but when she was alive, she was such a sweetheart, why would anyone not want to date her?
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date?
I would totally want to go out with Takeshi Kaga. Not only is he an amazing chef, but he has been acting for years and is so flamboyant! i love him!
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Katy perry, just for the purpose of staying up and talking about shit, mostly boys...and music...
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Leonardo DiCaprio, for the purpose of screwing him all night and all day and then repeating it until he couldn't go any more...then letting him rest while I take care of him...
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with?
Shakira, beacause...I don't know, I just think it might be fun...since I have to pick a girl...
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with?
Michael pitt. His lips are so friggin' sexy and he has this wonderful hair...he's so yummy!
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Milla Jovovich, because she would probably be dominating and more masculine than some of the other female celebs...and I like being dominated!
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Robert Patton. he is so strong and buff and manly and european...so melty...
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap?
Donatella Versace, just becasue she needs to stop getting those G** D*MN collagen lip enhancements!
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap?
Chuck Norris, because I am tired of all the stupid stuff about him being so awesome when he is NOT!

MALE

If Gay
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob?
Zac Efron...do I really need to say why? Isn't it obvious? He's nice and big down there...whou wouldn't wnat that?
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob?
Antonio Banderas...I don't know why on this either, I just think it would be really enjoyable to get all up on him.
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a handjob?
Haley Joel Osment. his hands are so small and soft looking...plus he's cute!
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob?
Nat Machale (from the Dallas Brass). he is one of the world's best tuba players, so imagine how good he must be with his tongue and how open he can make his mouth...
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Female celebrity, who and why?
If I had to, I'd go with Helena Bonham Carter. She's very good at singing and acting and she's nice and pretty and knows Johnny Depp and so many other things...just think of the conversations...

[Jack Elam Fan]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Debbie Ryan
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? no one
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Miley Cyrus
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? no one
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with? Selena Gomez
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? no one
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Taylor Swift
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? no one
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Lindsey Lohan
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? Brad Pitt

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Megan Fox
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Demi Moore
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Ashley Olsen
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Demi Lavato
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? No

[zyx987]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Alyssa Milano
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? N/A
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Scarlett Johanssen
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? N/A
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with? Megan Fox
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? N/A
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Katy Perry
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? N/A
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Miley Cyrus
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? Bill Maher

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Emma Watson
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Shakira
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Minka Kelly
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Brooklyn Decker
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? No

[rickie]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Miley Cyrus
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to date? Shakesphere
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Elisha Cuthbert
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Walt Whitman
5. Which Female celebrity would you make out with? Taylor Momsen
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? Lance Alworth
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Aly Michaela
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? Wilt Chamberlin
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Lindsay Lohan
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? Lance Armstrong
MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Miley Cyrus
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Lydnsy Fonseca
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Taylor Momsen
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Lucy Hale
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? Not sexual

[Siren]

EVERYBODY
1. Which female celebrity would you like to date?
Shappi Khorsandi. She's pretty and hilarious, and I have a massive girlcrush on her.

2. Which male celebrity would you like to date?
Chris Evans seems like he'd be easy to get along with and has a really nice smile.

3. Which female celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Jenna Louise Coleman, cos she's cute and little.

4. Which male celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Josh Widdicombe seems quite cuddleable.

5. Which female celebrity would you make out with?
Amanda Seyfried. She's so pretty and I'm in love with her singing voice.

6. Which male celebrity would you make out with?
Benedict Cumberbatch, due to some of the gifs I've seen on tumblr.

7. Which female celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Lara Pulver, because have you seen her as Irene Adler?! I imagine it would be at least a bit like that, and no one can convince me otherwise

8. Which male celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Tom Hiddleston. Hearing that ridiculous sexy voice whilst fucking would drive me wild.

9. Which female celebrity would you like to slap?
Christine Bleakley. I don't know why, but she gets on my nerves so much. I can't watch something if she's presenting it.

10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap?
Jonathan Ross. Absolutely cannot stand him.


FEMALE
If Straight
1. Which male celebrity would you like to give a handjob?
Chris Pine. He's hot and seems quite cheeky and fun.

2. Which male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob?
Sam Claflin. He seems really sweet, but like he could be a bit naughty, too.

3. Which male celebrity would you like to finger you?
James McAvoy, because imagining looking into those eyes whilst cumming is just unf.

4. Which male celebrity would you like to eat you out?
Eoin Macken. He's incredibly attractive and has a sexy Irish accent.

5. Would you ever have a long term relationship with a female celebrity? Who and why?
Scarlett Johansson is obviously gorgeous, but seems quite grounded, and I can't help but love her when she calls out interviewers for asking really crappy sexist comments. Either that or Miranda Hart, because there'd never be a dull moment.

If Gay (bi-curious is close enough)
1. Which female celebrity would you like to eat out?
Rachel Riley. She's both gorgeous and clever, and it'd be fun to make her lose control a bit.

2. Which female celebrity would you like to finger?
Maggie Gyllenhaal, because her moans/O face in Secretary were lovely.

3. Which female celebrity would you like to finger you?
Karen Gillan, because why not?

4. Which female celebrity would you like to eat you out?
Mila Kunis, because she's sexy and I can't think of anyone else.

5. Would you ever have a long term relationship with a male celebrity? Who and why?
I'm only bi-curious, so sure. I'm too lazy to think of someone else, though, so I'll just say Tom Hiddleston again.


I won't lie, I'm a little wet after writing out all of these

[LittleAmyP]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date?
Emma Watson
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date?
Ed Sheeran
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Emma Watson
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with?
Harry Styles
5. Which Female celebrity would you make out with?
Victoria Justice
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with?
Harry Styles
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with?
Emma Watson
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with?
The Rock/ Dwayne Johnson
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap?
Kendal Jenner
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap?
Justin Bieber


FEMALE
If Straight
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob?
Harry Styles
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob?
The Rock
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to finger you?
The Rock
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to eat you out?
Zayn Malik
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a male celebrity, who and why?
Probably not

[juanita_m]

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Amy Adams
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? Nathan Fillion
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Natalie Portman
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Benedict Cumberbatch
5. Which Female ceebrity would you make out with? Emilia Clarke
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? Jon Bon Jovi
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Rachel McAdams
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? Chris Hemsworth
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Kristin Stewart
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? Justin Bieber

FEMALE
If Straight
1. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a handjob? Daniel Radcliffe
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to give a blowjob? Vin Diesel
3. Which Male celebrity would you like to finger you? Tom Cruise
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to eat you out? Brad Pitt
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Female celebrity, who and why? Hayley Atwell
If Gay
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Scarlett Johansson
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Emma Watson
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger you? Margot Robbie
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat you out? Kate Winslet
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? Rafael Nadal

[girf69]

[QUOTE=rickie;873310]EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Sabrina Carpenter
2. Which Male celebrity would you like to date? Gordon Ramsey
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Sarah Hyland
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? David Beckham
5. Which Female celebrity would you make out with? Sadie Robertson
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? IDK
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Sarah Hyland
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? IDK
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? Lindsay Lohan
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? Tom Brady

MALE If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Sabrina Carpenter
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? Sarah Hyland
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Sarah Hyland
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Sabrina Carpenter
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? David Beckham, why because its David fucking Beckham.

[NoLimitz]

Lol this thread is really old but only just really kicked off, so I'll join in!

EVERYBODY
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to date? Ella Eyre Or Selena Gomez, both seem like nice people and beautiful as fuck.
2. Which Male celbrity would you like to date? None..
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to share a bed with? Share a bed...no sex? God... I'd choose someone for bragging rights. Let's say Mariah Carey
4. Which Male celebrity would you like to share a bed with? None..
5. Which Female celebrity would you make out with? Too many to name, but first thought was Lia Marie Johnson.
6. Which Male celebrity would you make out with? None..
7. Which Female celebrity would you like to have sex with? Katherine Langford from 13 Reasons why...fit af
8. Which Male celebrity would you like to have sex with? None..
9. Which Female celebrity would you like to slap? I'd never hit a woman but it'd be a toss up between Miley Cyrus and Madonna.
10. Which Male celebrity would you like to slap? Justin Bieber, no hesitation lol.

MALE
If Straight
1. Which Female celebrity would you like to finger? Amrita Rao, Bollywood actress with great facial expressions. I'd love to watch her face while doing it..
2. Which Female celebrity would you like to eat out? I know I already said her, but Selena Gomez.
3. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a handjob? Victoria Baldesarra, Look her up and thank me later!
4. Which Female celebrity would you like to give you a blowjob? Emilia Clarke Or Holly Willoughby because of their eyes..
5. Would you ever have a longterm realtionship with a Male celebrity, who and why? No, unless it was non-sexual and an open relationship then Cristiano Ronaldo lol.