Hearts game [Spanking]

[findinabc]

You know that game no one knows how to play on the computer called Hearts?
Well, time to play!

What? -> Up to you cause it depends on what you have. Might want to use something flexible.

Clothespin? Roll a dice. The number you roll * 2 is the number of clothespins you should attach on your body for the duration of the game.
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Before each round, roll a die:
Where:

1. Right Butt Cheek
2. Left Butt Cheek
3. Both Butt Cheeks
4. Chest
5. Genitals
6. All of the above

Now play the round.
The amount you should spank is the difference between your score and the first placer.

Sounds easy? Wait till someone shoots the moon

For example:
you west north east
26 26 26 0
Meaning, you get 26 swats.

Extra:
On any given round, you can choose to delay your spanking by one round.
The deal is if you win first place in the next round, then your 'debt' will be forgiven.
If you don't win first place, then add your debt to the current difference (between your score and the first placer) then multiply by two.

For example:
round 1: you got 5 swats, you decide to delay it.
round 2: you lost. The difference is 6. So 6+5 = 11. 11*2= 22. You now get 22.


Keep going until you finish the game. Might want to change implements to spice it up
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End of Game:
At the end of the game, it shows you your total score.
First place: Congratulations! Take six swats to celebrate.
Not first place: (6*your place) + (difference * your place)

where difference is the difference between the first placer's final score and yours
Your place:
2nd place= 2
3rd place = 3
4th place = 4

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Careful, it is possible to end the game in 4th place with a difference of 50 with the first placer. That's a potential of 224 swats on top of the ones you already got. And if you're not self-spanking....

Happy Spanking!

[yahan]

Sounds fun. But I'm actually quite good at the game
I might try this when I'm on my computer next time.

[ryn]

Decided to try out this dare as I used to be fairly decent at Hearts, and have been self-spanking for a while. I don’t own clothespins, so I had to skip that step. The implement I started out with is a wooden dowel, eighteen inches long and around half an inch in diameter (it’s not a heavy wood, though). Also, I replaced chest and genitals with backs of the thighs and inner thighs, respectively, just because it fits better with how I usually spank.

I was three points behind after the first round; round two that increased to seven. I wasn’t sure if the difference in the instructions was in that round or in the totals, so I just went with the totals. Which I realized had the potential to get bad quickly, but anyway. Round three I got the queen of spades, when I thought I had carefully avoided her, and moved into last. Twenty-three spanks for that round. I was really frustrated. But round four I gave the queen to the player in first, and the difference went down to nine. Thirty-two so far. All on the butt—starting to think this die is loaded or something.

Round five was a thousand percent crap. I played myself into a corner and got eighteen points, which put me back in last with a difference of twenty-seven. Sixth round the winner-so-far got a bunch of points, but someone else moved into first, which meant I still had a difference of twenty-one to pay for. Got those across the backs of my thighs, which hurt maybe more than the rest of the spanking so far. In round seven the difference was about maintained, twenty-two, and I rolled a six for all of the above. Taking the liberal meaning of multiplying rather than dividing, that gave me 132 spanks for round seven, bringing me to a total of 212. I did my inner thighs last in the set for the seventh round, partly because I hadn’t spanked them at all yet and partly because they usually hurt most. I ended up with some faint stripes, matching the ones on the backs of my thighs. I wasn’t in last place after this round, though! And in round eight I got no points, and the difference between me and first went down to twelve. Inner thighs again, six on each side, pretty sore there now.

Round nine, the player in last place is nearing eighty points. Difference between me and first place is still twelve. Backs of the thighs, which I hadn’t been feeling while sitting but definitely did once I hit them again. Round ten, still twelve. Near miss on third-place player shooting the moon. Which is good, because my thighs hurt enough as is, but at least my spot in second is looking pretty secure.

Round eleven, things abruptly end. Last-place player apparently tries to shoot the moon, misses by one point (which the lead player takes), and passes one hundred. I’m in second, eleven points behind. I take the last eleven to the backs of my thighs (again!) and switch implements for the end spanking, which is twelve plus twenty-two. Again, not sure where this is supposed to be delivered, so I go liberal since spacing all this out has given me some reprieve. Thirty-four to each location with a doubled-over section of extension cord (about a foot long, since that’s what I can control.) Which was way more severe; the rest was a warm-up comparatively, to be honest. I had to stop a couple times to slow my breathing and calm my shaking. I’m pretty red by the end and I’ve got a couple tiny welts rising on my thighs, even though I hit most lightly there. I have a hard time controlling the cord when I swing it around me, but it’s still effective either way.

Anyway, I came out with 259 during the game and 170 at the end, which was pretty thorough. I like the idea of mixing a game with a dice dare, but having done this one, I do think the instructions could use some clarification.

[stinger08]

Definately need to improve at Hearts if I ever try this again!

Got smashed, my strategy needs some work. Ended up a total of 394 spanks! Just 1 to the right butt cheek, 20 to the left but a further 39 to both! 16 on the chest and 24 killers to the genitals.

But lucky me rolled a 6 to finish, having finished 65 points behind first place, there is 294 spanks to everything, fucking sore........