Which sex toys do you find underwhelming?

[Jaro]

Which sex toys have you bought that you found underwhelming/disappointing?

Which sex toys have you not bought but do you think will be underwhelming/disappointing?

[Basil]

So far, I only regret getting a remote controlled bullet vibrator. I feel like while the idea was fun, you could barely feel anything from the vibrations, it would pop out and the batteries of the remote control died faster than the vibrator itself did which did cause some uncomfortable moments in public.

I also bought a We-Vibe, the one that can be controlled by anyone you give access through the app. I love the way it looks but it just won't stay in. It loses its connection all the time too and it is an overall expensive(!) pain in the ass.

[whiskey girl]

i have only bought one toy (a vibrator) and its not something i have enjoyed using i find it easier to reach a orgasm with just my fingers than with the toy

[Allykat]

A remote controlled bullet vibe that was supposed to be "very powerful". It was horrible. So far nothing has come close to my hitachi.

[jakob601]

there were so many things.
cheap handcuffs which are basically small rings of metal
cheap inflatable buttplugs which broke after 5 seconds
cheap enema sets which broke
nocturne the enderfagn from bad dragon with the cumtube feature because it gets pretty dirty and is a waste of precious cumlube
chastity cages which slip of in seconds

[Bijou]

the bullet vibe again and nose hooks

[subGanymede]

This piece of garbage. The Crystal Anos dildo. It's really small at the top and doesn't do much, but to actually get to the good part at the end, you need to shove 20 centimetres of disappointment up your butt or try to fit the other side of the dildo, which looks like quite the health hazard because of the way it's built. As i've managed neither, it's hardly ever used. (I actually don't know where i've put it, as i moved four times since i bought it and it might very well be lost lol)
It was my first buy, so i had no idea what i was getting into.
The only thing i can give it props for is, that it's quite a decent way to get loose for more exciting stuff.

Vibrating cock rings. They do look interesting, but the vibration might simply not be as amazing as imagined.