Story About a First Timer [NON-FICTION]

THeMaGNeTiCMan · 10-11-2006, 05:34 PM

Took this from that embarrassing website that the other guy put up... I'd hate to be this guy

__________________________________________________ ______________

It was my first time having sex so I was a bit nervous.

I slip on my condom and start working my way.
It turns out there was some air in the condom and due to the pressure it exploded in her vagina!

Imagine it like this:

Oooh!
Aaah!
Eeeh!
*moan*
I'm coming!!
Ugh!
BANG!!!!

God that was embarrassing, I thought I had blown my penis into bits!!

cheesy dude · 10-12-2006, 09:52 AM

im guessing you wouldnt of posted this if you wanted people not to laigh so here it goes
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !BANG! ha ha ha he he ha ha. pheeewww. go that was funny

Rob · 10-12-2006, 04:27 PM

Tht is pretty inappropriate, MaGNeTiCMan, If I were in charge of this forum, I would delete this topic... Sex really shouldn't be discussed, there may be people as young as twelve on this site. It is extremely inappropriate and wrong, we need to hold ourselves to a higher standard than this. Plus, what does it have to do with Truth or Dare?

TrekBoy008 · 10-12-2006, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Plus, what does it have to do with Truth or Dare?

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Glutgod · 10-12-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

Tht is pretty inappropriate, MaGNeTiCMan, If I were in charge of this forum, I would delete this topic... Sex really shouldn't be discussed, there may be people as young as twelve on this site. It is extremely inappropriate and wrong, we need to hold ourselves to a higher standard than this. Plus, what does it have to do with Truth or Dare?

Couldn't have said it any better, Rob.

Big_Joe · 10-13-2006, 10:29 AM

i agree, although supposedly u should be 21+ to post on this forum very few people follow this rule. If you want to talk about this sort of stuff go to some sex forum.

THeMaGNeTiCMan · 10-13-2006, 06:03 PM

Sorry, I didn't know. You should probably delete my post then.

Big_Joe · 10-14-2006, 06:13 AM

i'll let depp decide whether its allowed.

userben · 10-14-2006, 02:00 PM

lol i find this funny lol

THeMaGNeTiCMan · 10-22-2006, 05:39 PM

It is very funny but it should probably be deleted if it's inappropriate. Though there is some worse stuff on this site.

userben · 10-25-2006, 04:13 PM

lol just read it for a 2 time because want to see if i haread it still makes me lol

THeMaGNeTiCMan · 11-01-2006, 02:30 PM

Well even though it has nothin to do with truth or dare its still funny and it should be allowed. People under 14 aren't allowed on here (right?) and most schools teach Sex Ed. at like 7th or 8th grade. So people know whats goin on.

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Sex really shouldn't be discussed, there may be people as young as twelve on this site.

And for those specific 12 year olds who may be offended by this, you shouldn't be on here, and you lied about your age when joining. So... I say keep it. And userben, I too find this hysterical.

Musty 21 · 03-12-2007, 08:02 PM

Well it is funny, and for the twelve year olds if you don't know this stuff then don't read it.... you lied about your age. There is 12 year olds on here because thats how i found out about this site

shhhh.........

10-11-2006, 05:34 PM	#1
THeMaGNeTiCMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 135	Story About a First Timer [NON-FICTION] Took this from that embarrassing website that the other guy put up... I'd hate to be this guy __________________________________________________ ______________ It was my first time having sex so I was a bit nervous. I slip on my condom and start working my way. It turns out there was some air in the condom and due to the pressure it exploded in her vagina! Imagine it like this: Oooh! Aaah! Eeeh! moan I'm coming!! Ugh! BANG!!!! God that was embarrassing, I thought I had blown my penis into bits!!

10-14-2006, 02:00 PM	#9
userben getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: iowa Posts: 461	lol i find this funny lol __________________ "every where i go it seems like i'm going in the wrong way and i need to turn around and start over"

10-25-2006, 04:13 PM	#11
userben getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: iowa Posts: 461	lol just read it for a 2 time because want to see if i haread it still makes me lol __________________ "every where i go it seems like i'm going in the wrong way and i need to turn around and start over"

03-12-2007, 08:02 PM	#13
Musty 21 getDare Devil Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Virgina Posts: 1,023 Blog Entries: 2	Well it is funny, and for the twelve year olds if you don't know this stuff then don't read it.... you lied about your age. There is 12 year olds on here because thats how i found out about this site shhhh......... __________________ Sunday, Septermber 07, 2008 at 7:55p.m. Musty21 achieved 1,000 posts. Click here to see it!

10-12-2006, 09:52 AM	#2
cheesy dude Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: uk Posts: 981 Blog Entries: 1	im guessing you wouldnt of posted this if you wanted people not to laigh so here it goes HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !BANG! ha ha ha he he ha ha. pheeewww. go that was funny

10-12-2006, 04:27 PM	#3
Rob Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 230	Tht is pretty inappropriate, MaGNeTiCMan, If I were in charge of this forum, I would delete this topic... Sex really shouldn't be discussed, there may be people as young as twelve on this site. It is extremely inappropriate and wrong, we need to hold ourselves to a higher standard than this. Plus, what does it have to do with Truth or Dare?

10-13-2006, 10:29 AM	#6
Big_Joe Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 735	i agree, although supposedly u should be 21+ to post on this forum very few people follow this rule. If you want to talk about this sort of stuff go to some sex forum.

10-13-2006, 06:03 PM	#7
THeMaGNeTiCMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 135	Sorry, I didn't know. You should probably delete my post then.

10-14-2006, 06:13 AM	#8
Big_Joe Distinguished Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 735	i'll let depp decide whether its allowed.

10-22-2006, 05:39 PM	#10
THeMaGNeTiCMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 135	It is very funny but it should probably be deleted if it's inappropriate. Though there is some worse stuff on this site.