Make me a real pet for Halloween —> VOTE IN THE POLL

[sir sam]

Originally Posted by Asteroth

She can fry the onions but keep the earthworm fresh. I remember from the kindergarten bets about who'll eat an earthworm, or who'll keep it in their mouth for a longer time and nobody got sick...

Forum discussions are a wonderful invention of the 21th century.
A perfect example of “how a doubtful idea can turn into something brilliant” by using a forum.

[Asteroth]

Originally Posted by sir sam

Forum discussions are a wonderful invention of the 21th century.
A perfect example of “how a doubtful idea can turn into something brilliant” by using a forum.

Exactly! Though you can also learn many interesting things from the elder... who often don't know what kind of use their knowledge will find. For example my grandfather loved fishing trips. He told me the best way to store worms for fishing in winter was in your mouth. That way they stayed lively for when you use them.
Another, (probably less useful for you two) fishing hint was about small wounds on the boat - back in his day nobody bothered carrying first aid kits on fishing trips, so the best way to clean a small wound was to pee on it. Apparently it's the best and most secure way, better than using water from your drinking flask

[little pet]

Just for the record: I think you guys are being very very mean! Teasing a poor helpless pet, that really really doesn't like bugs! Not on me, let alone eat them. This is making me very nervous!

[elf_ears]

I'm glad people liked my idea. All of the ideas were great, I was even close to voting for one of the other options. When does the voting close?

[little pet]

Originally Posted by elf_ears

I'm glad people liked my idea. All of the ideas were great, I was even close to voting for one of the other options. When does the voting close?

It has certainly taken off. I think it must be the combination of the eggs and the worms

Voting closes on friday the 20th. This will give me the time to make my costume for Halloween. (And for chasing all the Worms far from my back yard)

[Asteroth]

Don't worry, you'll do great, I'm sure! I'm sure if you're nice your owner won't make you chew on the worms too much :P

[Purple13]

If pig or cow wins, do this: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=322404

[little pet]

The poll is closed!!!

It seems that I will become a chicken

Congrats to Elf Ears for winning the poll!

This is how my day will look:

Outfit:

-I’ll sew a chicken costume, make it big and poofy with stuffing and feathers.

-I’ll put my hair in a faux hawk and paint the top red.

-When I’m done with work, I’ll have to tie my arms up like wings (this will be a challenge while chatting with Sir!)

-Behaviour:

-I have to make a nest from straw. In this nest, I have to lay eggs. I’ll boil a batch of hard boiled eggs and insert as many as I can, anally (I don’t want to do it vaginally, to avoid risk of infection. I will have to start my day with an enema to clean myself, because I don’t want to make a mess during the day).
-I will not insert all the eggs at once. To make sure I will be in chicken mode all day, I will take about 4 or 5 at a time, several times a day.

-I will have to ask sir for permission before I can lay an egg.

-When the urge arises, I can lay an egg in the nest I made. I have to spend 2 minutes for each laid egg per hour on the nest to keep my eggs warm.

-I have to make chicken noises throughout the day. While I eat and drink and while laying eggs. Also during my chats with Sir.

-Food: I have to peck corn from the floor like a chicken. Mixed with a salad, this could be my lunch

- And the worst of all: My dinner... I will have to catch live worms, and mix them in a bowl with dirt and spaghetti. I will have to slurp the spaghetti from the bowl. The worms will be wriggling around....and Sir said he’s really going to make me eat them

[little pet]

I’m also looking for dares/ challenges. It can be anything, but it has to be chicken related. Feel free to submit your ideas and you may see it back in my report.

[sir sam]

Originally Posted by Sub.lucy

I’m also looking for dares/ challenges. It can be anything, but it has to be chicken related. Feel free to submit your ideas and you may see it back in my report.

Oh Yes,... please send additional chickenish things.
There Will be 3 categories:

1/ things that can be done at daytime. My pet Will do deskwork at home with her computer. She should feel like a chicken at work. Work should definitely be possible but it would be nice if she feels like a working chicken. She should be able to do and enjoy them without chatting with me constantly.

2/ things she can do at the evening. I will be online. I would hope she can show off how well she can be a chicken for me. I hope to sit back with a glass of whiskey and enjoy her chickenish humiliating performance.
This will allow her to feel happy about entertaining me. She made this beautiful thread. She will be able to bring it fully to live for me.

3/ things she can do at the evening on which she will need an assist of me. These things will be too humiliating or gross to do without assist. They will be a strong push. These tasks will not be to just entertain me, but they she will enjoy the strong push these tasks will provide. The worm-dinner will be one of those tasks.

I hope on real real creative... and very challenging suggestions.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Sub.lucy

- And the worst of all: My dinner... I will have to catch live worms, and mix them in a bowl with dirt and spaghetti. I will have to slurp the spaghetti from the bowl. The worms will be wriggling around....and Sir said he’s really going to make me eat them

Eat live worms? Seriously!?
Wow! You are even more daring than me!!!

[scallywag100]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

Eat live worms? Seriously!?
Wow! You are even more daring than me!!!

You're probably a nice starter

[little pet]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

Eat live worms? Seriously!?
Wow! You are even more daring than me!!!

No no no! I am everything but daring on this occasion! I really really don’t want to do it! But Sir says he is going to make me

I don’t want to ponder this for too long. Damn it’s horrible.

Originally Posted by scallywag100

You're probably a nice starter

Whahaha yes, I can just imagine a high pitched voice squeeling for mercy.
Well Jaro, unfortunately, you have my owner to thank for that.

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by scallywag100

You're probably a nice starter

Yes, I should have a serious discussion with sir sam.
Eating worms is NOT acceptable!

[sir sam]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

Yes, I should have a serious discussion with sir sam.
Eating worms is NOT acceptable!

Worms are very Healthy! Full of protein!