Make me a real pet for Halloween —> VOTE IN THE POLL

[qmu]

Question, both curiosity and paranoid concern. Is the taking eggs anally thing safe? Isn't there a chance they get stuck? ._.' Sorry, not trying to spoil it...

[sir sam]

Originally Posted by qmu

Question, both curiosity and paranoid concern. Is the taking eggs anally thing safe? Isn't there a chance they get stuck? ._.' Sorry, not trying to spoil it...

Nope, your not spoiling it at all!!
You may see us do some quite far-stretched things but safety is always always a 1st priority.

Before adopting the challenge my pet did some internet research and concluded it would be OK using hard boiled eggs anally. She will not do vaginally.

[little pet]

Originally Posted by sir sam

Nope, your not spoiling it at all!!
You may see us do some quite far-stretched things but safety is always always a 1st priority.

Before adopting the challenge my pet did some internet research and concluded it would be OK using hard boiled eggs anally. She will not do vaginally.

I appreciate your concern qmu. Asking a legitimate question isn’t ruining anything. In fact, when it comes to stuffing your cavities with things, it’s a good idea to stop and think first.

If one got stuck, which is a possibility, I could wait for it to fall apart and eventually come out on its own. If I’m not comfortable waiting for that, I could always do another enema to flush it out.
So, I’m comfortable taking the risk.

And, as chicken is far ahead, it seems that I’ve got some mental preparing to do...this is going to push so many boundaries.
As a former nurse, I’ve given lots of enemas, but never had one myself
And I’ve got to buy many eggs.
And I’m going to have to dig in my garden to find creepy slimy worms... oh god...

At least there is still lots of time to prepare.

[sir sam]

Mhhh... maybe Some non-western gd members have advices on worm- recipes. I know that in Korea eating of live-octopus happens... and fried silk-worms...

[little pet]

Originally Posted by sir sam

Mhhh... maybe Some non-western gd members have advices on worm- recipes. I know that in Korea eating of live-octopus happens... and fried silk-worms...

Oh god noooooo! This is so mean Sir!
This is soooo gross, I don’t want to eat them! That never was the plan

[Asteroth]

What about snails? The ones without shell are really disgusting too!

[little pet]

Originally Posted by Asteroth

What about snails? The ones without shell are really disgusting too!

Oh hell no! Don't encourage my owner please

[Asteroth]

this might be interesting:
http://www.cooks.com/recipe/46m94rl/earthworm-chow.html

Did you know earthworms are very healthy and protein rich?

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Sub.lucy

Oh god noooooo! This is so mean Sir!
This is soooo gross, I don’t want to eat them! That never was the plan

I don't want her eating worms either. I mean seriously, they're my kin! *wipes tear away*

[qmu]

Oh, chickens also eat scorpions, and I found something really scary! I wonder if you could get something like that over there, seems really appropriate for halloween! (sorry... found that by coincidence and it was just too funny not to post)

[little pet]

Originally Posted by Asteroth

this might be interesting:
http://www.cooks.com/recipe/46m94rl/earthworm-chow.html

Did you know earthworms are very healthy and protein rich?

At least that way, they won't be alive anymore. Which seems to be Sir's initial plan

[little pet]

Originally Posted by Jaroface

I don't want her eating worms either. I mean seriously, they're my kin! *wipes tear away*

Thank you for your compassion... For the worms

Originally Posted by qmu

Oh, chickens also eat scorpions, and I found something really scary! I wonder if you could get something like that over there, seems really appropriate for halloween! (sorry... found that by coincidence and it was just too funny not to post)

Stop it you!

[Asteroth]

Originally Posted by Sub.lucy

At least that way, they won't be alive anymore. Which seems to be Sir's initial plan

Well in that case you should chase them around with your mouth - pick them with your teeth like it was your beak!

[sir sam]

Originally Posted by Asteroth

this might be interesting:
http://www.cooks.com/recipe/46m94rl/earthworm-chow.html

Did you know earthworms are very healthy and protein rich?

Thanks a lot!
At least the concern of qmu (that things get unhealthy) is now revolved.
Google is great.

(Not sure that fried, with onions, is gross enough though)

[Asteroth]

Originally Posted by sir sam

Thanks a lot!
At least the concern of qmu (that things get unhealthy) is now revolved.
Google is great.

(Not sure that fried, with onions, is gross enough though)

She can fry the onions but keep the earthworm fresh. I remember from the kindergarten bets about who'll eat an earthworm, or who'll keep it in their mouth for a longer time and nobody got sick...