[ksoma]

1. When did you last masturbate?
about 14 hours ago

2. What did you use?
My hand

3. What did you think about?
Fantasy or having a shy, eager lover. The specific moment I was focused on was the silly idea of her nude, and fucking herself hard and fast, on a kitchen table, while I sat at the table, watched her, and ate dinner.

4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
A 15 foot long flexible rubber camera. Ok, someone else inserted it.

5. Did you enjoy it?
No, but mild sedation made it bearable, even if I was more conscious that I'd have liked.

6. How long was it there for?
About 40 minutes

7. Was it clean when it came out?
Probably. I hadn't eaten in 40 hours, any anyone who has had a colonoscopy knows prep is a bitch!

8. Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
I have never checked. Maybe?

9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Which ones? Either way, yes, but I don't think anyone took me seriously.

10. What happened?
Jokes at my expense. Not a big deal when they seem to think you're BSing.

11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Of course.

12. What was it?
When I was 11, I was sleeping over at a friends house. Around 3am, I snuck into his 10 year old sisters room, and pulled down her panties and looked at her butt. I knew I wasn't going to touch her, and I felt bad for doing that, so I just went right back to the living room.

13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
No.

14. If so, where do you wear it?
Look, I had to give myself a nightly suppository, about the size of a 9mm bullet, for 2 months. The only thing I thought when putting every one in was "People LIKE this?"
Yeah, a butt plug? Never happening.

15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Nope. I've been violated with a 15 foot long flexible rubber camera some 8 or 9 times now, in a room with 2-5 people in it, but that is as close as I will ever come!

16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
No, and doubt I ever will. I have dom tendencies, and sadist tendencies, but they simply are not pronounced enough to be satisfying for anyone looking for that kind of relationship, in real life.

17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Over 20 years since I last played ToD with someone. I honestly don't remember.

18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Kept myself stimulated, but held back from coming, while watching/reading porn, for over 12 hours. By the time I came, I was worried I had burst something.

19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
To experience? No. To inflict? Yes, but only if it is consensual, if she enjoys it, and there are not long term complications that come from it.

20. What type of porn do you like?
Slow, sensual. Female masturbation, especially if there is no anal (harder and harder to find!) and she tastes herself.

21. How frequently do you masturbate?
Anywhere from once a month to 3 times a day. Depends a lot on my sex drive, which seems to fluctuate wildly.

22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
Not really.

23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No.

24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
I am not a fan of receiving genital pain of any kind. I was shocked at how much I enjoyed seeing women experience it, but, again, only if they get off on it.

25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Sure. Being able to issue some wild, bizarre challenge to someone is fun. Getting a report of how they did what you suggested, and reading what they did? Exhilarating.