1. When did you last masturbate?
About an hour ago.
2. What did you use?
My trust right-hand.
3. What did you think about?
forcing someone to cum.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
A sprite bottle.
5. Did you enjoy it?
Eh.
6. How long was it there for?
Too long.
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yup, I take good care of my hygiene.
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
One testicle is lower for every guy. It helps when we sit down. My left one is the lower.
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yeah, a few people.
10. What happened?
We either chatted about it and left it there or, eventually, fucked.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Ummm, no.
12. What was it?
It was no.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
I have not.
14. If so, where do you wear it?
N/a
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
I have. It felt like a dick in the ass.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Yeah, but never one which has lasted longer than like three months, regrettably.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
I once made a 'your mum' joke to someone who's mum had passed away from cancer 2 weeks ago. I still feel like a dick about it today, and it happened 7 years ago. NOTE: it was not on purpose, I just totally forgot. 
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
I'm not overly life-threatening in the bedroom.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Heck yeah.
20. What type of porn do you like?
Slave/bondage.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
About once a day.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
No sweets.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
I was once spanked until I wept a little. It was totally unintentional too, it was brilliant, reflecting.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
Horrid.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
By yours? No, there's nothing on your profile. By GetDare in general? Yeah, I guess 