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1. A) Be spanked 100 times with a cactus on your naked butt
B) Be shot 100 times with a paintball gun whilst naked

2. A) Have your head forcibly shaved every week in public for 1 year
B) Have thick hair all over your whole body for 1 year

3. A) Be only allowed to eat your 10 least favorite foods for a year
B) Eat only your 10 favorite foods for a year but a random person sticks their feet in your food for 10 minutes before you eat it

4. A) Have 10 ice cube put up your butt as you wake up for 1 year
B) Have 10 squirts of toothpaste up your butt as you wake up for 1 year

5. A) Be locked in a neck deep chamber of pee for 24 hours
B) Be locked in a neck deep chamber of poop for 2 hours and 40 minutes

6. A) Be fucked in the ass by the worlds largest cock for 1 hour straight
B) Be fucked in the ass by a 5.5 inch cock (global average) for 1 hour but only using tabasco as lube

7. A) Watch 2 girls 1 cup on repeat for 1 hour straight whilst eating chocolate ice cream
B) Walk barefoot on lego for 1 hour

8. A) Be tied up and watch your best friend perform your ultimate fantasy with your celebrity crush
B) Be tied down and have 100 men cum on your face

9. A) Never be able to hear music again but able to hear normal talking
B) Never be able to hear normal talking again but able to hear music

10. A) Have your family and friends find out about all your kinks
B) Have a national news story about your weirdest kink

Some of these were genuinely really hard to choose. I didn't want either one, but some were more practical than others. Great questions!