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cow must enjoy breast play/ semi public/ masturbation/ and some humiliation/ also some anal
Cows:
For a breast - draw a mayflowers around your nipples and get cucumber - cut it in half - (that part should be about two inches thick, 3-4 inches long) put it in your bicolour butt (if it's against your limits - put it in your pussy if again(?!?!?!) against your limits - just put it in your mouth), dress up and walk three times around a house making that funny "mooo" noise in each and every one room (if you live with people/parents/whoever - you can make it really quiet and it'll still count). After that you choose the most weird place - go there and with your udders with flowers on them breathing the fresh air from the farm - lay down on your naked breasts and with butt up and rub your pussy til you come mooing. Now take that cucumber out - you can throw it away or just eat it cause food shouldn't be wasted on a farm.

Body writing is a limit of mine so I couldn't draw on my breasts. I did insert the cucumber. I couldn't walk around the house though as I live with others. So I had to do this in my room. I then went into the bathroom and came in the tub throwing the cucumber away when I was finished.

chicken must enjoy humiliation/ some pain/ anal/ masturbation/ hidden public
Chicken:
How can one humiliate creature like chicken... the best thing is to shove metal stick up their ass and put in on the oven... but I won't let you get killed . Find cucumber (that thing should be about 2-3 inches thick, 6-9 inches long) Shove it up your ass - fast and brutal. Now put it out. Lube it with toothpaste. Shove it once again. put it out. Fuck yourself with it 20 times. Cluck rubbing your pussy. Put some little tomatoes up your ass till you can't fill yourself with more. Put out some - shove cucumber once again smashing some of them. Cluck more and rub your pussy till you come. Smack yourself in each cheek 4 times. Cluck, shove, rub - you've got the idea - til you can't do it more.

For this one, I put the cucumber in as fast as I could and pulled it back out. Then I lubed it up with toothpaste and started again going 20 times. I don't do messy, so I didn't do the tomato part. I rubbed my clit until I came clucking all the time. I then gave myself 4 smacks on each cheek. After that I couldn't start again as it hurt too much the first time.