Wedgies
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like wedgie, and wedgies.
You: heyy
Stranger: Do you like wedgies
You: Yes I do : )
You: Just bought some new tighty whities : )
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Are you gonna wedgie now
You: I'm looking to show them off and have you give them a little tug to break 'em in over kik, M 18 : )
Stranger: I don't have it : (
You: awwww, well u can still direct me to do some stuff here if u want : )
Stranger: Hang?
You: thats the one thing i cant do lol : (
You: for some reason i can never get it to work!
Stranger: Atomic
You: ...they're brand new lol
Stranger: Get someone to wedgie you
You: err...its 4:24am hahaha
Stranger: Haha just give yourself a good Ol original wedgie
You: Yes sir! Just tell me when to stop pullin!
Stranger: Harder
You: oww yes sir
Stranger: Now melvin as well
You: at the same time?
Stranger: Yep
You: Yes sir.
Stranger: Pull higher
Stranger: Send me a photo
You: U dont have kik tho lol
Stranger: Insta?
You: dont have it lol
You: god can i please stop pulling
Stranger: Yes my turn
You: thank u lord
Stranger: My turn
You: What?
Stranger: Wedgie
You: Oh!
You: Are you wearing tighty whities?
Stranger: No purple boxer briefs
You: Do you have any briefs?
Stranger: Yep
You: Put them on please.
You: Color?
Stranger: They are white
Stranger: Okay there on!!
You: Perfect, are they on?
You: Good.
You: Begin pulling slowly on the back
Stranger: Yep
You: A little harder...
Stranger: Ouch
You: Now with your other hand, pull the front with the same strength
Stranger: Mmmm
You: Now stop pulling the back, with all your might pull the front!
Stranger: Ahhhh
Stranger: That hurt so bad
Stranger: Keep pulling?
You: Yes.
You: Stop
You: Do not remove the wedgie
You: Pull again from the back, switch every 10 seconds until I say stop.
Stranger: Ahh my ass
Stranger: Yes master
You: Stop
You: How are you feeling now?
Stranger: Hvvjbjghfhvjgjg it's riding so high
You: You may remove it
Stranger: Oh thank you master
You: Are u okay?
Stranger: Yes
You: Good
You: Now I believe it is my turn.
Stranger has disconnected.
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