[semper_virilis]

Originally Posted by Sandelephants

I, Sandelephants, offer myself to anyone who wants me for 3 PMs.

I agree to be bound to them for this time, and will complete any task they give to me to their satisfaction. If I fail, or do not live up to my agreement in any way, I agree to be named, shamed, and appropriately punished.

My limits are:
Public nudity
Pics/videos of self
Soiling self
Cross dressing


Otherwise, you may do as you please with me.

Signed: ________"*

I'll claim you for 3 PMs