[Aethi]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?

Yes? I think, at least.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?

Going with no. Not 100% confident, though.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Yes. Not a super big deal, just something that happens.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?

Yes, but again, it's not a huge deal.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

Yep.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?

Nope, I'm a virgin.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Sort of? It's complicated. I've been caught on gD, where there was an ad for something showing tits. It was ironic because I'm gay, but I was also here for wanking reasons.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

No, thank god.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?

Yes.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?

Nope.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

By family? Definitely. Elsewhere, no.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?

Not with a credit card, but I've had that happen when I forget my wallet. Like. I'm 45min away from home forget my wallet.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?

Nope.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?

Nope, I've never been drunk.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?

Yes. Needless to say, it was awkward as hell.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?

Not a text message, but I once was playing a game of league with two friends of mine. I meant to whisper my (closer) friend about how terrible the other friend was, but instead I said it in all chat.

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?

Yes, but thankfully again with a game instead of text messages. It's much less embarrassing online.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?

Yes. In public. I was much younger and, being the good Samaritan I was, I informed the staff about it. Definitely one of my more cringe-worthy moments.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?

My sex toy collection.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?

Not to my knowledge.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?

Yes. To be fair, I was like ten years old.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?

Wait, has anyone ever not made an idiot of themselves in front of a crush?

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?

Yep. As an extremely argumentative individual, I've totally been there.

25. Have you ever been in jail?

No.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

Yes. Although, usually, people tell me first. The only time I can remember it happening where I discovered it was when I was working at Starbucks. Thankfully, the aprons prevent any such mishaps from being obvious.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?

Yep.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?

No, thank fucking god. Last time I had real crushes on people was in high school, and let's just say I prefer the stereotypical straight fuckboys. Would not have ended well.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?

Yes. Wanted to die afterward.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

No. Age gaps are extremely gross to me.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?

As a residential weeaboo fucklord, yes.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?

No, thankfully. However, my mother did once realize that she only barely had enough to pay at a Chinese restaurant. The waitress, not being very fluent in English, kept asking, "No tip?" I felt terrible. Next time I went there and got her as a waitress, I tipped double.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?

Not even including my years as a child, yes. I am super clumsy.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?

Never had a first date.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?

Not that I'm aware of. I have been wrongly accused, but I tend to avoid these types of things.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?

Yes. I fucking hate this one the most.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?

Yep.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?

Oh, yeah. That's about when I started trimming my pubes.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?

...I'm the type of person who will find a corner and give 'em a good scratch.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

Yep. When I was home alone, so it wasn't quite so terrible. Still pretty awful.