[Golden_Throw]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes, pants were to tight to take off.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, mom caught me when I was younger.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
See above

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes, though my seach history. I use incognito now.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yep, mom caught me.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Of course

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Unless you count a play date with my cousin when I was 9, no.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Of course

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No, thankfully

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
So many times, mom used to get mad at me for it.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Used condoms and a broken DIY dildo.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Not to my memory. But probably yes.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No, but I'm expecting that to change.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Of course

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, in kindergarten we had a bathroom inside the classroom. However, it didn't have a lock. We used a little magnet to indicate if someone was inside. Problem was, everyone forgot to take it off. I developed a habit of ignoring it entirely, and walked in on a girl peeing.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Don't think so.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Nope

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No, but I have gotten close a couple of times.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, but they forgot to remove tags.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Far to many. They didn't go away with puberty.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Only once.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I scratch anyways.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes