[areyousure]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes, was dared to hold it and couldn't hold it anymore. It sure was rmbarrassing walk from parkinglot to home in broad daylight.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, if being on sauna counts.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, if being on sauna counts.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No, but one time my mom almost caught me.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No, atleast I think so.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Yes, 24h spending limit once stopped me to buy some things.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I'm male.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably my buttplug.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Maybe not.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes, in school one time one my female friend told me.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Couple times on home.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes, in high school.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Can't remember now.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes, spilled my drink once.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
One time, it was an accident, salesman forgot to take off the alarm device.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Kinda not.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
One time it caught in zipper.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes, in a really crowded store.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
No, I trie to always check if there is toilet paper before starting shitting