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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
To the best extent that I can recall, I have not. I have definitely vomited in a school bathroom (and sadly it was in front of the toilet, not in the toilet, because I was like 5 and thought that my tummy problems were due to diarrhea or something), and I vomited on myself somewhere in middle school (I only remember having vomit on my shirt, not where it happened or any other details preceding that), but I did not pee myself.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not in public, thankfully, but I've had some close calls. I used to ride the city bus, and I rode for about an hour each way for college. If I didn't go at school, I had a long holding period afterward. One day, I either didn't realize I needed to pee or overestimated how well I could hold it, and it's the one time I legitimately worried I was going to pee on the bus. (By the by, I would switch buses at the transfer station, and it had a bathroom, but it was disgusting, only had one toilet, and you had to ask for the key, and I'm usually too socially anxious to ask for a bathroom key. It might have also been in use the whole time I was there.) I sat through the half-hour or so on the second bus, somehow didn't have any sort of bladder leak, but it was aching. I pretty much sprinted home, which was a good 10 minute walk, usually. I'm sure I made record time. I threw down my backpack, ran to the bathroom... and started peeing as I was undoing my belt. I think I still pulled down my pants and emptied as much as I could normally, but it's the first time I remember wetting myself. I may have had some inkling of pleasure even then, but that was before I tried wetting for fun, and I definitely felt more shame and disappointment than anything.

I almost had another incident at work on Saturday, which was pretty much the same except I had been using the bathroom every break, I just had been chugging so much tea and water to counter my dry throat that my bladder was straining to keep up. Thankfully, I ended up right next to the bathroom, and I ran in really quick to avoid the embarrassment.

Intentional wetting at home can be fun, but unplanned ones in public, especially at work? I would just wanna die.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I can't recall ever being seen naked, though when I slept naked for a while, my mom nearly walked in my room either right after I woke up or specifically to wake me up. I had to kind of awkwardly tell her to hold on and slip on clothes, and she probably put two and two together anyway. I just saved her the unwanted image.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
The only times I remember seeing my parents naked all revolve around showers. It was just bad timing or bad manners (i.e., not knocking).

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Thankfully, no, though I have had sort of roundabout discussions about sexuality. There wasn't much that would cause a scandal in terms of sexual interest or sexual behavior until I moved out, and I just don't tell my parents what I'm up to since then. XD

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
You can't have that horrifying realization if you haven't had sex. *finger guns*

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
I haven't had sex, but seeing as we've all been fairly young at the time, everyone I've had a sexual interaction with has most likely not been married. I have had sexually explicit roleplays with married women, but that was part of a story, and it was understood that that didn't extend out of character. It's probably weird, but so are most things once sex is involved.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I don't think I have, though my old mattress would squeak at basically any movement, so... maybe? I think it's the same situation as when I even thought I heard my parents' bed rocking. They probably just tried to ignore any thoughts about the squeaking.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Similar situation to getting caught naked, actually. I only remember one time where I probably interrupted that, and not only did I knock, but they remembered to lock the door as well. Funnily enough, I don't remember why I even bothered them, only the awkward pause and the realization of what I had probably done. If I had to guess, I probably asked for permission for something, and they probably hastily agreed.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I dunno how you could not. I think my farts are usually the ones you would hear anyway, so it's not like I could hide it. They're fairly harmless. What usually embarrasses me more, for whatever reason, is when I have a loud stomach growl either a bit before or a bit after a meal. Naturally, it's unpleasant, but it seems like it's always louder and somehow sounds nastier than an actual fart.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Ha, you think I've been dating!

... *sigh*

For the record, nothing comes to mind specifically about any of the above, though I've definitely had moments with each in school. There just wasn't anything that lasted beyond a moment of unpleasantness. Diarrhea, thankfully, has never caused a mess I couldn't flush away.

(Oh, and I've only dated online, so my dates have been unofficial ones, really. That happens to make this easier to avoid, though.)

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Only with family. XD I probably have had a handful of bad moments, but as noted, my farts usually get attention more for their noise.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
I've only had that once, and thankfully, it was on maybe five items. I was picking up something before visiting my family, and I added on a few other things I needed. I didn't realize my checking account was so low, and I was too in a hurry to visit my bank's branch in the store, but I had just enough cash for the one thing I needed for our dinner. I might have actually been able to buy the rest of it anyway, though I rarely carry enough cash for even a few items.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
I don't remember falling down a flight of stairs, but for some reason, this question makes my head hurt and gives me the feeling of tumbling over and over...

Nah, just kidding. I have definitely stumbled on stairs, and I've probably had five-ish stair falls, but if I have had falls that I didn't almost immediately get up from, well... maybe I did hit my head as a result.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I am never on my phone on the increasingly rare occasion that I drink. However, I have gotten drunk while talking to someone online, which usually was innocent, but ended in me stepping away to puke up my guts because I just somehow always go over my limit. I think I drink too fast, because it always seems to hit all at once.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Sheesh. If I ever have, we're going back a long way. The closest I can recall is getting irritated with my friend's brother because I thought he was my friend that I carpooled with. Naturally, the conversation got back to my actual friend, who was less than thrilled.

16 1/2. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
I don't really text people that often, and if I do, it's someone I like, but I have definitely unloaded on people in forums and group chats. It was not accidental, but it was definitely awkward for people to watch. It's usually something I do to people I run into a lot, because it takes a buildup of grievances that are too small to individually be worth causing problems over, but that repeat several times in a small window. Or if they start it and play the victim over my taking issue with them constantly provoking me. (This is less of a recurring thing and more of a specific person causing enough problems for the room to actually get involved, though it's still something I'd probably do again in a similar situation. I'm stubborn and petty enough to stand my ground over a perceived intentional slight, and definitely over one that's blatantly stated.)

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Accidental? No. Ill-advised? Yes. *sighs* I was a stupid teenager. I mean, I still am kinda stupid. I just don't send sext messages outside of relationships.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Only after peeing, as far as I can recall. It's just a matter of how bad it is at that point, though. The toilet paper still gets soaked and sticks to the plunger and breaks apart, and pee can still reek if left long enough or if it's strong enough. And then there's the possible spillage...

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I do not experience periods, at least not of the menstrual variety. I've heard that men experience similar hormonal fluctuations, though.

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Maybe the drawings and writing from when I was little. I don't really keep embarrassing items unless the sentimental value is greater than the embarrassment.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Possibly. Again, stupid teen. I am probably protected at least to some extent by the fact that most of those would be very, very illegal in America. (I guess they'd probably be fine in Europe, though. I was probably over 16, but I was definitely under 18 for most of them.)

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Not one with major consequences, at least. I've been duped, but it's been the kind of stuff that's low-stakes, like finding out some user I never heard of who died of cancer faked the whole thing. (Yup, that's happened. I guess attention is that important?)

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Oh, if I have any romantic interest, I'm probably an idiot all the time. :P Actually, scratch that. I'm usually an idiot whether I have romantic interest or not. XD

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes, but there are too many to be mentioned, and most of them happened too long ago to be relevant. It usually comes down to missing a detail, so I wasn't wrong enough to really be embarrassed by it.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
I have not. I don't even know where the local prisons are.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
I have on a few rare instances, mostly as a child. The hole in the pants thing was all the time. I swear they just spontaneously formed sometimes. I've gone a while without having my zipper down, but it's still something I worry about often, especially if it seems like there's a breeze in the front of my pants.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Family, but that's no big deal. It was forgotten about by all parties in maybe five minutes. It technically happens a lot in public bathrooms, but if anything, that's more embarrassing for them. I'm just focused on peeing.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
I might have at my old job. I answered a lot of phones. But I don't recall ever doing so. I intentionally say it a lot, though. :3

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Just teachers or whatever. It was a funny Freudian slip, and we usually all laughed it off. I don't tend to do anything like that unless somebody trips me up by interrupting me while I'm talking, in which case I'll sometimes say a word they said instead of the word I meant. It's a weird quirk in how my brain processes conversation, and I don't know if it's normal or not.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I did when I was younger, just one of those innocent elementary school crushes. I never got seriously attracted. It's just really easy to get attached to and idealize someone you look up to like that. It helps a lot that I liked almost all of my teachers up to and including college, and the only exceptions to that rule were teachers that lost my respect first by either being incompetent (think "I know more about this after reading the textbook than you seem to know) or seemingly being against me.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
I think crush is too strong of a word. I've masturbated to porn of cartoon characters, but I've never treated them like real people.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nah. I always look at the prices, even (especially) when someone else is paying. (Side note: if I'm between two or more items on an order someone else is paying for, I'll either order the cheaper one or order the one that's the best value if two items are the same price.) I have found out that it was more than I was expecting, though.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I've spilled a drink for sure. When a drink spills, mine or not, I'm likely to grab napkins and immediately start trying to clean it. I know it's easier for the employees to clean up, since they have access to a mop, but I don't like making people work harder than they have to, especially in entry-level jobs. Those jobs are thankless and demeaning enough.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Can't be denied if you never date in-person!

*single teardrop*

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
I got caught cheating on a test by a classmate in sixth grade, but he didn't do anything about it. He didn't have proof, and I think I just said something about it and he called it cheating. I don't even remember what I did. It was ultimately without consequence to my educational path.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
I probably have, but I don't remember doing so. It was never a big deal. It probably just happened on one of those items that has barcode security. I've worked retail. I know those don't always deactivate, even if you do everything right.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Just my face. There are occasional minor ones on my torso, but even I don't usually notice. No one else would, since they're hidden by my shirt.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Not in any major way, though it has momentarily happened with my boxers. Somehow a hair winds up between the threads, and I just have to wait it out when I want to grab my pants and boxers and adjust them.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Short answer: No. Long answer: No, I haven't, actually. (I had nothing to say about this one, but I didn't want to leave a one-word answer. :P)

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Oh, at home, for sure, but that's not such a big deal as long as the toilet paper is in the bathroom. I make sure that's always the case.