1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Maybe? If I have, I dont remember.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
I've had a few times where I've woken up peeing, but I've been able to make it without too much mess
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nope.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Nope
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Nope
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nope
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Nope
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Nope
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Nope
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Not down stairts
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
A few texts I regret, but they weren't bad at all
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Nope
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Nope. Huge fear, though
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Nope
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Nope
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Sex toys/bondage gear/women's clothes
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Probably not
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Nope
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Probably not really, but I was pretty bad with girls when I was younger
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Nope
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Maybe once or twice
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Nope
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes, maybe once or twice
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yeah
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I don't think so
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Never tried, so never denies
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Maybe, but it wasn't my fault
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Sometimes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yeah, sometimes gets snagged in my belt somehow
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yup
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yup
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