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Originally Posted by iSpuds
Monkey and I were talking, and we're quite underwhelmed by the lack of embarrassing questions that make up most so-called "humiliating" truth threads. Thus, we have come up with a list of questions that we think most people would really be too embarrassed to answer. Or, at least, they're awkward as hell.
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Looking forward to it.
1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Nope, never.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Once, I was just waking up, and I let a bit of pee out in my pyjamas. No one knew or cared.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Quite a lot, is this not normal with both? My parents would walk into my room without knocking and we didn't lock the bathroom unless we were on the loo, so plenty of shower/bath incidents. As an adult,
my children regularly blunder in when I'm having a bath or getting dressed,
so lots really. Is this embarrassing? Who to?
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
The aforementioned bathing and showering stuff,
so yes.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
By me, yes. I have told both parents that I am a cross-dresser. I am not sure either actually took on board what that meant but they know. And my wife knows too.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope, only had sex with one person.
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Nope, only had sex with one person.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Nope.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Doesn't everybody do this? In which case: yes.
A lot.
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Nope.
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes, regularly.
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Nope.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Nope.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Nope. I... uh... don't.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Again, I don't. So, no.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I have never sexted.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes. A few times. Curries and lack of water tend to do this to me. I tend to battle it with a toilet brush.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I don't.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My diaries written between the ages of 12 and 14.
Bloody hell but they're irritating. If someone could invent time travel so I could go back and punch my younger self until they bled that would be amazing. Useless embarrassing wanky twat that my younger self was would need a damn' good thrashing. Useless waste of fucking space.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No. Nor anywhere else. Ain't no one gonna find naked me remotely worthy of record.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Nope.
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
All. The. Time.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
A few times. Especially at school as the aforementioned little arrogant twat.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Not a functioning one.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
A few times, no one seemed to care.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Once or twice, is this embarrassing?
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Nope.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Once, at school. No one but me noticed.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Nope.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Penny from Inspector Gadget. Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races. The daughter of the Phantom in Defenders of the Earth.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope. I read menus.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes, hasn't everyone?
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Nope. Only ever had three first dates though,
so don't read too much into that. Only kissed on one of them.
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nope.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
A few times, it happens.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yes, face and nose.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes, it bloody hurts.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I... uh... scratch it.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yup. Not embarrassing, just bloody annoying.
Oh.