[NotKevin]

It's been a while since I last competed, and as I walk out I hope I don't end up regret coming back.

For the first game I draw a king, not a bad start, but then ezeperalta draws an ace, of course. I beat her in the second round, so it all comes down to the last draw. I get a king, and this time she gets a three, so I go to grab a pie. I plop it down on her head, letting it drip down onto her. I notice there's still a good amount left in the tin, and I certainly don't want to let it go to waste, so I rub the rest through her hair for good measure.

As I return to my seat I'm happy to see we have a slim lead, I hope we can keep it up.