Oh, I DO like that addition Tino. We make a good team.
How about you have to spend every night sleeping outside naked in your yard? Maybe in a collar and tied off leash if you can find it.
Roll a die. Whatever number you get is the number of times you have to go around your block naked on your hands and knees.
Roll a die. This is the number of times you have to masturbate in front of that bay window of yours every day.