Cuffed in Diapers
Likes: Bondage, Diapers, Piss
You will begin your dare by getting into a diaper. If you're a coward, feel free to put your diaper on underneath your trousers, or skirt if you're less so. If you are feeling completely daring, or you feel the need to be punished, then please feel free to simply go out wearing just the diaper, and top half covered of course if you wish.
While you remain in your diapers, you should also take a litre bottle of pop to drink. If you don't drink pop, water is fine - but pop will make you need to urinate more, and don't you just love that! You are now to take a slow walk down to a hidden public area, the public area that you choose should be a minimum of fifteen minutes away on foot. I hope you've chosen a good route.
You really want to consider the route you take. Here's a tip, unless you're feeling really daring, I'd avoid the main roads. Each time you see a car on your journey of the colour Black, Red, Blue, Green or White, you are to take a big gulp of your drink. Upon reaching your chosen destination, you are now to find something you can cuff yourself too. If you have no handcuffs, use tape and tape your wrists to an object like a rail. You must now squat for ten minutes, cuffed. You're not allowed to piss just yet though!
After your ten minutes cuffed in your diapers, you are allowed to let yourself go. Go on, feel free - relieve yourself, but if you do, then you must - at your hidden place, lay down on the floor and remove your diaper and carry it home. Alternatively, you can choose to hold it a little longer until you eventually reach your house. Decisions, Decisions - let's hope you chose a good route.
Gym of Pain
Likes: Exercise, Pain, Torture
You've decided that in order to become fit, you would like to enrol in a gym, but being the lazy person that you are, you know that you need to be pushed hard in order to reach the point of physical fitness. This led you to go to the toughest, most ruthless gym in town! The Gym of Pain. The key to this gym, is that you can stop the pain at any time, all you've got to do is finish your exercises.
You meet your trainer, the always dominant Doux Feah. Doux doesn't care about your gender, Doux cares about your pain. Doux begins by applying a clothespeg to each of your nipples. You are then to perform 100 squats, only after completion of the 100 squats the pegs may be removed. Tired already? Doux returns, but this time holding a bottle of toothpaste which gets squirted and rubbed into your genitals. You aren't ready to hit the showers just yet though, as you must first complete 60 situps.
After your set of 60 situps are done, you're almost ready to hit the showers and have the toothpaste removed, but not yet. In fact, for even having the indecency to ask for a shower, Doux adds more toothpaste, but this time - onto your tender nipples. You are then ordered to perform 60 press ups, however if you are able to do them on your fists instead of the palm of your hand, that time gets reduced down to 40.
Now that you've built up your sweat, with your sore stinging nipples, and tingling genitals - it is almost time for you to take a shower. Doux wishes for you to power through the pain one more time, and places the four pegs on your toothpaste coated genitals. You are now to hold the plank position for two minutes. You may not stop and start. The two minutes must be consecutive otherwise you should continue doing it. Upon the completion of your two minutes, you finally may shower.
Hanging World Tour
Likes: Humiliation, Wedgies, Pictures
For this dare, it might be a good idea to purchase a cheap pack of underwear, speedos of tighty whities are obviously the most appreciated ones. Now, for this dare - you will also need a camera that has a timer on it, most phones do now if you wish to record on a phone. You will begin your dare by putting on a pair of your underwear and wearing them out and about under your clothes... nothing unusual about that right?
Fully clothed, you decide to take a walk to your nearest park, or anywhere with trees. Feeling like a kid again, you set your camera up facing the tree - you then begin to climb the tree while recording, but wait! Your underwear gets caught on the branch. Oh well, you're there now. You then remain hanging on the tree for ten minutes.
Here's the twist. If the underwear remains intact, then congratulations. You've survived and may happily delete the pictures and videos. However, if the underwear snaps in those ten minutes or there is any rip, then you must print out the picture of you dangling there, and tape that picture to the tree with the ripped underwear. Let's hope no one you know happens to be walking past that tree. Choose a good one won't you?
Kinky Statues
Likes: Humiliation, Pain, Anal
As a child, you may have played the game of Musical Statues in which you would have to freeze upon the stopping of music. Well now, you are going to play Kinky Statues. You are to begin this dare by putting something in your anus, the shape of a penis. A butt plug, dildo or a vibrator is preferred but an object such as a banana or hairbrush handle will work just as well. Obviously, as statues cannot feel pain - neither can you, so no - You aren't allowed any lubricant.
You are now going to hold five different positions for two-minute intervals. The first position will be you, completely naked (for all of these positions) squatting down as low as you can. You will remain in this squat for the two minute period. If the anal object falls out, you must deliver ten slaps to the testicles. The next position is a sumo position. Just like how a sumo wrestler would start a fight, you are to assume this position and hold it for two minutes. If the object in your butt falls out, you are to give a one-minute blowjob to the object.
As the object has been dry, I don't expect it would have fallen out by now, so now we're going to do some statue maintenance and make it harder. You must now stand for two minutes with your legs as far apart as you can get them, with the heavily lubed up object in your anus. I hope you are good at clenching your anus! The fourth position will see you turned into a water fountain. You are to stand on one leg, urinating into a glass. If on position 3, your object fell out - you must drink the glass of piss, or pour it over yourself. If it didn't fall out, you may proceed to the fifth position. Once again, you should heavily lube up the object. Your fifth position will see you bent over touching your toes. This will stretch your legs, so if you keep your legs straight, this will hurt - that is good. If the butt plug falls out this time, you must keep it in for the next 4 hours. If it stayed in? You're finished.
Pet Show
Likes: Public, Pet Play, Edging
For this dare, you will be entering yourself into the special pet show. You should get completely naked and strip yourself off. You should now do your best to dress up as a cute doggy, kitten or whatever animal it is that you enjoy roleplaying as. Now, this is a show that always likes to reward good pets, so for every item of gear you own, you are the award yourself with one edge. So if you only have a tail, one edge. If you have a collar and leash, two edges, If you had a tail, collar and leash, three edges - and so on.
Now, I'm sure that you must be a frustrated little pet after all of those edges. Don't worry though, you will be awarded the opportunity to masturbate shortly. But before we get to that - you should show off what you can do. Why should you win the Pet Show? You are to now do some tricks, roll over, fetch a ball, play with a ball of yarn. Spend ten minutes doing pet like activities demonstrating just how good a pet you are!
Good job Pet! After your frustrating edges, and all that hard work you just did showing off your skills, I think you deserve to masturbate - however, there is a little twist for you. You are allowed to Masturbate, but you must do this still dressed as an animal and in your garden. You can only cum via humping too! Still want to masturbate? If you do, then you know what to do. If you don't want to go outside and show your neighbours what an adorable pet you are, then that's fine - but you'll be doing two more edges.
Porn Critique
Likes: Denial, Porn, Writing
There is a brand new website on the internet! A website that reviews pornographic movies and congratulations, you've been offered the job. Your new job will see you write a review on five pornos, making sure that you focus on the factors of storyline and entertainment. You're not the first person to have this job, but the other person who did it before you kept touching themself on the job.
Oh wait? Did you think that you'd be able to masturbate? Sorry, but no. While performing this job, you must not touch yourself. You can not focus on your review if your palming yourself - and therefore, during your working hours - you will exist in a temporary state of denial. Your first edition for the website requires you to review five movies 7-10 minutes long, and remember - you aren't to touch yourself.
The first movie you must review is a homosexual erotica of 7-10 minutes. The second movie you must review is a heterosexual causal erotica, once again of 7-10 minutes. A lot of your audience happen to be quite kinky, so expect to be reviewing kinkier movies too. Your third movie will be a public humiliation video, by now you know the time limit. Your fourth will be a roleplay - a Master/Slave video and your fifth and final video - will be a video of your choice, but make sure it is kinky.
Last but not least, you must send your reviews into your editor to post on the website (post them here on a thread). You must get a minimum of four people to approve your reviews before you are able to masturbate again. No approval rating? No masturbation for you.
Punished by the Dentist
Likes: Toothpaste, Edging, Pain
It would seem that despite your dentists constant pleas with you, you can not help but eat sweets! Oh, don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. No? Okay, I'll remind you. Remember your little dentist appointment? When we found out that you have three cavities and a black tooth! I just don't know what to do with you anymore, but luckily the dentist does. You will go to the dentist tomorrow and do as he says!
You arrive at your dentist. If you're really daring, do this dare at your local dentists, whether in the bathroom, waiting room or just outside. If not, you can make a dentist surgery in your home. You go inside to see a dentist waiting there with a huge tube on toothpaste. "Okay, pour out the toothpaste onto your palm. Pour it out until you've managed to count to 5. Done? Okay good. Now begin to palm your clit. Rub your clit, and then begin to slowly finger yourself - this'll remind you to eat better!
Does that sting? Good, but you know what? I think you can do better. Pick up the toothpaste." Reluctantly, you do as you are told. He then squirts some more out on your two index fingers. You are then told to massage each nipple, two minutes per nipple. With your clit burning, and your tits burning, it's nearly time to finish up. In one last ditch attempt to remind you to keep brushing, he gets a toothbrush and squirts a little more toothpaste on it. For the next 30 seconds, you must brush your vagina and then without washing the brush, you must brush your teeth for two minutes. Upon completion of the two minutes, you're allowed to finally clean up.
Storage Facilabum!
Likes: Enemas, Exercise, Messy
As money has been tight recently, you've decided that you no longer can justify buying lots of pots and jars to keep your liquids in! Hey, why would you? You have a perfectly good rectum for that. For this dare, you will be giving yourself 3 enemas and doing a task while that thing is in your anus. Of course, failure in your task will result in a punishment.
The first enema you will be giving yourself is with a glass of cold Milk. The milk should have been placed in the fridge first to make sure that it is cold for your pathetic anus. After giving yourself the enema, you are to perform 100 squats. You should hold the enema until your squats are complete, but should you fail to do the 100 squats, you must empty your milky enema into a glass, and drink the whole thing.
The second enema you will be giving yourself is with a glass of your own personal urine. The urine should be introduced to the inside of your anus while you tidy at least two rooms in your home. One room in your house must be your bathroom! Here's the twist, upon tidying the room, you must upload the pictures to a thread on Getdare. The Getdare users must agree that the room is cleaned before you are allowed to empty it. If your thread suggests that the room is unclean, or you get no replies in 20 minutes, then you must empty your enema into a glass and tip it over your head.
Your third and final enema should be with four tablespoons of hot sauce! Luckily for you, this enema will only last five minutes - if you're willing to rub toothpaste on your anus. If you decide you aren't willing to rub the toothpaste on your anus, then bad news - the hot sauce remains in for fifteen minutes.
Tick Tock Cummings
Likes: Masturbation, Messy, Humiliation
You will need to begin this dare by choosing three foods, preferably messy food that's you can empty into three bowls. This dare might take a while, it depends on how much cum you can generate! Got your three messy foods? Place them into three different bowls. You are now to place these three bowls on the floor.
For this task, you will need a timer. You are to kneel, completely naked over the bowl. This means the bowl should be directly under your vagina, meaning that if something came out of it, it would be caught with your bowl, full of food. You have got three minutes to cum in each of the bowls. That's three minutes per bowl. If you manage the cum within three minutes, congratulations - you may disgard that food item, covered in your cum.
However! If you are unable to cum into your bowl within the three minutes, then you must continue to masturbate over your bowl until you have cummed in it. You are then to eat the entire contents of what is in the bowl. I hope you enjoy your food with extra added cum.
Titty Dunking
Likes: Pain, Ice, Titty Torture
For this dare, you are going to start out with two buckets of Ice Cold Water. In each of the buckets, there should be a lot of Ice and a lot of water, enough for you to dunk your tits in. You are then going to get topless and kneel at the buckets. You're first going to make your nipples hard and sensitive with five minutes of teasing. In this five minutes, you should play with spanking your tits, flicking, rubbing and squeezing your nipples.
It's now time to dunk your tits into the water. Now, you should do this with a timer on, and be warned - there will be a challenge that corresponds with how long you were able to hold your tits under water. The longer you are able to submerge your fun bags in the cold Ice Water, the less severe your punishment will be.
If you only manage to hold them under for less than one minute, you should drip hot candle wax onto your nipples and then apply a clothespeg to each nipple. These pegs should then be spanked off. If you manage one to two minutes, then all you need to do is attach two clothespegs for five minutes and then spank them off. Three to Four minutes means that you just wear the clips for five minutes and can gently remove them at the end. Four minutes, one second and above means that you may finish by rubbing your sensative, hard nipples to warm them up.
Tour De' Dare
Likes: Public Nudity, Pictures
Welcome to the Tour De' Dare! I promise the Tour De' France stole the name from me, not the other way round. Anyway, that's besides the point. The point of this task is to take twelve photos in twelve different locations. These photos are quite simple - fully naked full frontals. How daring you decide to be with your pictures is completely your choice. For example, if I say "road", you can choose whether it is a busy road or empty road. These photos should be uploaded into an album and left online for a minimum of two-weeks.
1. Public Toilet (not in a cubical)
2. Public Toilet (in a cubical)
3. Outside the door of a Public Toilet
4. Roadside
5. Park
6. Somewhere near Water
7. Garden
8. Allyway
9. Store Changing Room
10. Field
11. Up a tree
12. Hiding behind a bush.
You are to upload the above twelve photos to Kinktalk or some other album. For each picture that you decide to pussy out on, you must go to that place and leave at least one pair of underwear that you own. This tour will either see you completely naked in twelve locations, or losing twelve pieces of underwear in twelve different locations. Can you afford the punishment?
Ye Ol' Cocker Spaniel
Likes: Piss, Humiliation, Pain
Yarr, las, get yourself down to "Ye Ol' Cocker Spaniel". Finest pub, in town, that it is! You make your way down here ready for a long night, but the pub isn't exactly for... losers like you, who drink their own piss.
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Part 1: Grabbing a Drink
A long night awaits so why not start by drowning your sorrows in to a nice pint. The bartender suggests the new "Loser Cocktail", which will be on the house for you. You reluctantly accept.
- Grab a pint glass.
- Add four shot-glasses of your own pee.
- Add a shot-glass of your own cum.
- Add a shot-glass of your own saliva.
- Add a shot-glass of vinegar.
- Fill remainder with a fizzy drink of your choice.
You have five minutes to drink it all, enjoy.
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Part 2: Pulling the Men
Time to pull some lads and what better way to do that than by pulling off some sick dance moves! Luckily for you, you watched an insane dance tutorial last night on how to do the "I Love Theo Dance"... Complete that now.
- Get naked.
- Squat once and punch yourself in the balls with your left fist.
- Squat again and punch yourself in the balls with your right fist.
- As you squat, moan "I'm sorry, Theo."
- Repeat previous three stages 30 times, counting out loud.
- Slap your ass 50 times, completing a star-jump after every slap.
- Touch your toes 10 times, each time repeating "I am sorry for challenging you, Theo."
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Part 3: The Beat-Down
Yikes! Looks like those lads you tried to pull had girlfriends and they're coming for you. They're banging on the toilet doors... One of them makes an offer to you, surrender yourself and they'll go easy on you but if you don't open the door - it'll be much worse.
You think you have a slight chance of escaping alive though.
You have a choice!
- Surrender: They decide that punishing you physically isn't worth their time. They both pee in a glass, and allow you to drink that urine. So two big glasses of pee for you!
or
- Try to Escape Roll a 12 sided dice. If 3 or under, you get away scott-free with no spanks. If 4 or above, you must drink the two glasses of piss and also the girls will be back tomorrow - and you'll drink two more glasses tomorrow!