I did this dare around 4:30 PM.
I normally piss in the garden so I'm used to not worrying about aiming, and that affected my performance big time.
On the first go I sprayed piss all over the place with my hard on and had to grip my dick hard and pinch my dick head to stop the flow. Once the piss urge subsided I pumped furiously and shot my load in the air; ironically, most of my cum dropped in the bowl. I was alone so didn't bother flushing or cleaning up yet.
I couldn't masturbate to porn because of another dare (can't j/o to porn until my straight and gay collections are balanced out in volume) so I had to rely on manual stimulation only to get hard again. This was tough because I really needed to piss again.
Second go: same result, only my cum fell on the rim of the seat and floor for there was much less of it.
The urge to urinate was now constant and getting hard for the third round was pretty painful and tough.
So third time, at nearly 6:00 PM, I focused and managed to keep the piss stream as weak as possible so I could shift my body in time to aim. I was successful this time, but it took a lot longer to finish pissing than I thought and it was pretty tiring.
And I forgot about one thing. You know the little bit of dribble that you shake off normally? Well, since the rule said no touching, I stepped away thinking I was done, then there was that one last bit left which shot out with a little twitch of my cock and fell on the floor. I didn't have to pee any more, but I did miss with the piss, so I had to cum again for that.
Summary: 3 attempts, 4 orgasms, and one tired dick. I would consider this dare a punishment for me now, but not if I get good at it.
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