Try this: take two cucumbers one no smaller than 6 inches and the other one must be at least 8inches. then place a condom on the 8 inch one and tie it off so it will not fall our. Then lube if needed sticking it all the way inside you anus. then place the 6 inch one inside you pussy ass far as it will go the further the better. Then wearing your shortest skirt and whatever top you wish as well as footwear and go to the store.
It does not matter what store as long as they have cukes and condoms. then but one cuke any size and a package of condoms any size and go to the register and as they are checking them out make up an obviously lame excuse as to why you are buying them.
After you go home then you may remove the two you were carrying as the cuke in your anus was inside a condom it is still good to eat so you will as well as deep throating the one from your pussy.
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