1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
I always head to the bathroom first
2. What’s the last thing you do before you go to bed?
I also always head to to the bathroom 
3. How many alarms do you set in the morning?
I don't set any. When I had too, i'd set about 5 though.
4. Do you eat breakfast in the morning?
It depends if I am hungry, usually no
5. Do you snack before bedtime?
Usually, no
6. Do you check getDare while you’re in bed? If you do, do you check it more often in the AM or PM?
I never check it in bed.
7. Do you prefer morning or evening orgasms?
Evening, even though I wouldn't refuse a morning one.
8. Do you prefer to shower in the morning or night?
Morning
9. What is your morning routine like?
Wake up, head to the bathroom to shower. Then, I either go grab something to eat and then brush my teeth, or just brush my teeth. Then, I head up to the computer.
10. What is your evening routine like?
After i'm done eating my dinner, I usually do whatever I like to. Reddit, twitch, getdare... Anything I feel like to do really.