1. Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or
Live ten 100-year lives?
Ten, 100 years, since you can die different to learn to avoid stuff like 100 ft drops
2. Would you rather...
Have hiccups for the rest of your life?
Or
Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?
Ooh good question, sneeze, i can ignore people so this shouldn't be hard
3. Would you rather...
Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)
Or
Have just have the ability to read?
Minds, people have to think to write, and since I don't really write much it's win win
4. Would you rather...
Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry)
Or
Join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry)
Join in, the sooner its over the better
5. Would you rather...
Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
Or
Eat poop-flavored chocolate?
Err, if chocolate flavoured chocolate is out, then the poop chocolate since its cleaner
6. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
They are top-half fish?
Or
They are bottom-half fish?
Top, not only does something
stay, but a large fish to hug as well
7. Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or
Have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Popcorn, then give it to someone at a "gift"
8. Would you rather...
Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?
Or
Live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?
Magikarps, since sooner or later we've got a gyrados or however the hell it's spelt
9. Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or
Have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Forehead, switch from bj to forehead sex quickly
10. Would you rather...
Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?
Or
Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
Bell, since noone would associate the two
11. Would you rather...
Have accordions for legs?
Or
Have a huge belly button 10 inches long that swayed to the beat of popular music?
Accordions, musical walking
12. Would you rather...
Have sex with a goat, and no one knows that you did it?
Or
NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
Mr goat is getting fun time since no one needs to think i had goat sex
13. Would you rather...
Live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around?
Or
Live in a world where hover boards exist?
Hoverboard, because hell yes
14. Would you rather...
Live the rest of your life with Cheeto dust on your fingers?
Or
Have taste buds in your butt?
Taste buds, since now I can taste what ever goes uo there
15. And now, the hardest would you rather question you will ever be asked: Would you rather...
Have a side soup?
Or
Have a side salad?
Soup if tomato