1. What is your age and gender? (Yes I know this is technically two questions, but my list so yeah.)
A twenty years old male.
2. What tv show do you watch almost religiously, never missing an episode when doable?
Dutch television shows, such as Wie is the mol? (Who is the insider?) and [/I]Expeditie Robinson[/I] (Expedition Robinson (Crusoe)).
3.What is your favourite place to get pizza, and what do you usually get there?
Pizza Extravaganza, made by Dominos.
4. When writing do you prefer a pen or a pencil, and why?
I prefer one of those plastic pencils of which the graphite comes out at the end, but when not available just a regular pen.
5. Besides money, you are making a bet with your friend, and they are betting you the very last thing before your limits are broke. What is your friend making you do if you lose?
Probably letting me buy stuff, although, it's money related but not exactly money.
6. If you could give any advice from your past dare history and/or sexual experiences, what would it be?
Always do research on the subject regardless of whether you are sure about the safety of your sexual experiments and dares.
7. How much money would it take for you to get naked where you are right now? If you're naked right now, why and where are you?
Depending on the length of time, I'd say money(t) = €10 + €t˛, t = time in minutes.
8. What's the name of your autobiography, proposing you would write one?
"Strangely weird".
9. This one is a little dark but I saw it on a stream and found it really hard to answer myself. If you were trapped in a cave with your pet would you rather eat your pet for survival or cut off your own body parts so that you could both survive?
I'll probably cut off my own arm rather than be eating my pet.
10. If you're an avid YouTube watcher, which I suppose most of us are, what is your favourite YouTube channel?
Any kind of (comedy) animation channel.
11. You are on a cooking show (yes I know, some of us are wondering how did this happen) and you are asked to make your speciality dish. What's for dinner?
Tasty eat balls because of the complex recipe or simple apple/carrot salad.
12. What would you name your kids of both genders, provided that you want kids? Last names are not needed.
I really wouldn't know. All I can think of are laughable names when keeping my surname in mind. 
13. Clothes are suddenly considered illegal in the city/village/town that you live in. What do you do?
I'd wrap a towel around my waist or if this is considered a piece of clothing as well, probably some strings and big leaves to cover up my genitalia and backdoor.
14. What clothing and/or lack thereof are you so-called "comfort clothes?" You've heard of "comfort food" same concept.
I didn't understand the "comfort food" concept quite so well...
15. Besides porn, do you collect anything, and if so what?
I don't collect anything digital besides history of things when relevant.
16. What's your LEAST favourite colour?
Any variation on the colour of gold, such as rose gold or vegas gold.
17. Have you ever been in a hotel or building where the 13th floor supposedly does not exist?
Never.
18. What is one show that you watched when you were younger, that you watch today and you're wondering "why on earth did I enjoy this?"
The Powerpuff Girls (original version)
19. Do you consider yourself a slut or a whore and if so, what's your speciality/specialities?
I don't consider myself a slot or a whore.
20. If you could add one question to this questionnaire, what would it be?
Would the list of questions still be Komodo Jones-style?