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Old 12-08-2010, 01:13 PM   #1
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Default Dare Secret Santa!!!

The time is here! Below are the usernames of everyone who entered, along with the dare they have drawn out.

These were picked pretty much randomly, but as much as possible I tried to ensure they were with everyone's limits. If your dare does break a limit I apologise- try adapting it so that it fits within your limits.

Have fun and merry christmas one and all!

Slut4U
Train yourself to cum in less than three minutes.

Set a timer for 2 minutes, and turn it over.

Get naked.

Start timing, and masturbating (without looking at the clock).

Cum before 2 minutes? Well done! Choose a treat (with a die of course).

1) Cum again, now.
2) Make yourself your favorite hot drink! Its christmas!
3) Watch some good porn
4) Find some mistletoe and kiss someone
5) Sooth yourself with a nice bath shower
6) Cum again, in two minutes (if fail, continue).

Couldn't do it?
Continue to edge, then stop.
Slap your pussy/balls as hard as you can 10 times.
Clamp/peg your nipples and balls/pussy lips and stay naked until...

1/2 an hout later (adjust time frame if needs be, but so you are soft/unaroused).

Then start again!! (remove pegs as well).

(repeat until you have achieved your goal).

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Chicken1
I dare you to strip naked in a public toilet cubical, move into another cubicle. Masterbate without locking the door! Now you can return and get your clothes. Enjoy.[/
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alex_carter
For my dare, the dared person will need:

A Long, white wig
A Santa hat
Red Face Paint

You will strip nude/tighty whities(if you want) and paint yourself red all over, you will then put on the wig and santa hat.
You then need to stand in your front garden for an hour as santa. Make sure you spread the christmas cheer
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dragonator
First, take a pair of worn girly pyjamas, (the girlier the better) a pair of worn panties (optional) and a pair of worn girly socks from the laundry and put them all on. Shoes not allowed.

Then, go outside and find a pile of snow, and jump into it. Roll around a bit and make sure you are thoroughly wet and cold. Dont stay in the snow too long though, as you could catch a nasty cold. You could even warm yourself up a bit by peeing.

If the snow has dispersed, the dare recipient should throw a bucket of water onto grass or mud, (if the ground is frozen perhaps warm water would be better) and then slide and roll around in it.

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laura babii x
Santa's helper

Dress up as a cute and sexy, but kid-friendly helper of Santa Claus. Get a bowl of candies, and give out candies to everyone at a mall, in the city or similar, while you sing (or hum if your tame) christmas carols.

Try to do this for at least an hour. If your somewhere like a mall, you might need to ask for permission before you go out and spread a good mood for christmas.

And of course give free hugs for everyone who might need one.

Crossdressers might choose the opposite gender version of santas helper, but make sure you don't scare off the kids.
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thisisaveryniceuser
I dare someone to piss in a cup, then add mushy peas to it, mix the mixture and then eat it, then count the amount of teaspoons left over (if any), this is the amount of months you must be a slave for.
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trust-no-1
Paint a christmas picture

But they have to use either their penis, boobs, balls or paint using a paintbrush in their pussy or butt.
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umbrellas My dare is...
I want whoever you are to have an orgasm on every piece of furniture in your house. A set of dining chairs counts as one not each individual chair. If you cant manage to hit all of the rooms and pieces of furniture within 24 hours you have to complete a dice dare that is really really pushing your limits. Hope you have fun! Happy Holidays!
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Sokkos
For Santa's Birthday make sure your birthday suit is ready to go. (Be nude for 15 minutes. If daring walk around and ask if the suit fits.)
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Cobia90000
i dare whoever gets this to masturbate until they edge while still wearing their underwear. now stop. turn the underwear inside out and wear it like a bra (even if your a dude, chicks wear instead of a bra) for the next 24 hours, and spend that time wondering if anyone can smell your sex on you
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musicluva
Put on a bra-suspension wedgie. Then fill each cup with several pieces of ice and some toothpaste. Keep it on for a day.
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muffin fairy
My dare is to wear only tinsel as underwear for the rest of december. This means no underwear except the tinsel.
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Kaliara
Wear a very short skirt and a bra (both guys and girls can do this!) and go for a 5 minute walk. If someone speaks to you add 1 minute to the walk! Enjoy!!!!
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Ubuntu
Get some Christmas holly (real if possible or fake). Put at least two leaves into each part of your underwear (bra, knickers, boxers) and leave them there for a working day. 9am-5pm.
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Pancakes
I will through in one of my favorite dares and put a Christmas twist with it. Put Live Worms (found at any Walmart year round and most bait shops) Down your waist in stockings for 30 minutes. (stocking hung by the chimney with care ) [Note- did not quite understand this one, so have edited it slightly]
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slave_master
1. Place all your red, green and christmas themed clothes in a bag.
2. Roll a Dice.
3.While blindfolded pull (the number you rolled on the die) clothes out of the bag and place them in a box without looking (wrap the box too if you want to).
4. Now on Christmas Day (or sooner if you wish) open the box, put on these clothes and go outside for at least 10 minutes while doing some christmas related activity.
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footballdare
On the second snowfall (or next if it's already snowed where you are) make a extremely large bowl of snow-cream (recipe can be googled or a link is below). Don't use the first because that clears the air of the junk that may be in it. If it doesn't snow or it only snows once then use shaved ice.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/p...ipe/index.html

Eat as much as you can in 5 minutes. If you ate it all congratulations. If not then what ever you didn't eat you have to put in you a$$ and or pu$$y, bra, and underware.
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laraw
I decided to do another dice dare, since I haven't done any in a while...

Attire
1. Crossdress
2. Footwear only
3. Bottoms only
4. Top only
5. Naked
6. Top and Bottom(not footwear)

Insert-Anal
1. Cork
2. Mobile Phone
3. Tampon
4. Index finger and middle finger
5. Wildcard
6. Dildo

Extras
1. Messy(in underwear): 1. Baked Beans 2. Peas 3. Tomato Sauce(Ketchup)
4. Pizza 5. Spaghetti(pasta) 6. Ice

2. Boys, roll again. Girls(pussy): 1. Open Toothpaste Container 2. Dice
3. Pencil 4. The Computer Mouse
5. Your Hand 6. Wildcard

3. Girls, roll again. Boys(dick): 1. Toothpick 2. Q-tip 3. Pen 4. Drinking Straw
5. Q-tip 6. Straight Paper Clip

4. Clamps: 1. Butt 2. Balls 3. Nipples 4. Pussy/Dick 5. Any two 6. Wildcard
1. 5 clamps 2. 8 clamps 3. 6 clamps 4. 9 clamps 5. 10 clamps
6. Dice Roll x 2 clamps

5. Spankings(pre-dare): 1. Butt 2. Balls 3. Nipples 4. Pussy/Dick 5. Any two
6. Wildcard
1. 40 2. 30 3. 60 4. 50 5. Dice x 10 6. 100

6. Place(if dare does not state): 1. House 2. In front of open window
3. Most busy street near you 4. Mall
5. Shop of your choice
6. On webcam (or take picture and send to 1 person [opposite gender])

Dares
1. Pain: 1. Give yourself a hanging wedgie.
2. Dice x 2 clamps anywhere
3. Spank your balls, each ass cheek, bottom of feet, nipples, each place 30 times with your roughest brush.
4. Squeeze 1/3 bottle of toothpaste up anal.
5. The next 5 times you poo, wipe with sandpaper.
6. Do all of above.

2. Masturbate: 1. Don't masturbate for 2 weeks.
2. Masturbate until the climax, and stop. Do this dice-roll times
3. Masturbate with a cork in your ass.
4. Set a mobile phone on vibrate for 3 days. Keep it there.
5. Do all of above over next 2 days.
6. Masturbate on the floor, with your non-dominant hand masturbating, and your dominate hand spanking your ass at the same time.

3. Pee/Poo/Swirlies: 1. Give yourself a swirlie with the toilet door open when somebody else is in the house.
2. Put your ass in the toilet, and flush the toilet.
3. Swirlie while masturbating.
4. Put a drop of pee into your mouth. Keep it there for 2 minutes. Then swallow.
5. Pick any 2.
6. Wash your hair with the toilet water. You may rewash
after 5 hours.

4. Marking: Write with : 1. Sharpie 2. Lipstick 3. Mustard or Ketchup 4. Pen
5. Texta 6. Paint
What to write: 1. Dare Slut 2. Slave 3. Free Whore 4. Asshole
5. Bitch 6. Screw Me

5. Excercise: 1. 200 Jumping Jacks 2. 60 Push-ups 3. 100 sit-ups 4. Run
around the block twice 5. Ride a bike up and down your street
twice. 6. Any 2.

6. Do any ONE from each number. You get to choose which.

After Dares(LIMITED TO ONE TRY PER DAY)

1. Play again now.
2. Play again tomorrow.
3. Play again until the end of this week.
4. End Game.
5. Play again every 2nd day this month.(or until you roll End Game).
6. End Game.
(note- this dare is posted on http://www.getdare.com/bbs/private.p...m&pmid=1140210)
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Kisunesoldier
My idea is quite simple really: whoever gets the dare must have there next shower/ bath cold. And they cannot use a towel to dry off. They can either drip dry, or dry themselves by wrapping themselves up in wrapping paper/ clingfilm/ something similarly thin to keep the heat in.
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Rusha34
You must dress up as a sexy santa and go into a local shop and buy a cucumber, some vaseline and a pack of condoms, and nothing else.
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donkeyboy
Start showering as per normal. Once you need to rinse the shampoo from your hair, do so using pee. You can pee on yourself or pour it over your head. If you didn't get all the suds out the first time, drink up and try again!
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t_or_dgal
For girls: Insert a candy cane into your pussy and leave it there while you masturbate by rubbing your clit for 2 minutes, no cumming! Then take it out and suck on it for a little while before you can masturbate to orgasm any way you like!
For guys: Same thing, except put it in your ass. If you don't want to lick it after it's been in your ass, you must get another candy cane and cum on that one and suck on it afterward.
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Machette
Walk around the block dressed as Santa or Mrs.Clause, but don't wear underwear (to keep in the holiday spirit, but outfit is optional!), and keep something in your ass the whole time. If it falls out, you have to pick it up and lick it clean when you get home.
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omega10
Merry Christmas! Now, you aren't dressed up very festively today! Let's change that. Undress until your naked and put on some red and/or white underwear of the other gender (If you don't have it, just use whatever Christmas-y underwear you have or whatever you feel like using. Now it is time to put on a nice Christmas-y headpiece. Make a little Santa hat using ketchup, a whipped cream border and a big marshmallow in the middle.
Now that you are dressed properly, it is time for your Christmas fun! The smell of pine and peppermint lingers in the air and the beautiful snow glistens in the sun. You like them so much that you want to keep that with you for a while. Put some pine needles, toothpaste and snow/ice down your underwear. Oh, thats just lovely. Masturbate with your underwear still on but don't cum yet. You must sing 10 Christmas songs before you can orgasm. Have fun!
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The Evil Porlo
I dare someone to stick a candycane up their butt and hang a small ornament from the handle of it. Then leave it there until midnight.
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