1. When did you last masturbate?
This morning.
2. What did you use?
My hand.
3. What did you think about?
I honestly don't remember.
4. What was the last thing you inserted anally?
A banana in a condom, thanks to a dare.
5. Did you enjoy it?
Not much. It wasn't bad, but I could barely feel it.
6. How long was it there for?
An hour.
7. Was it clean when it came out?
Yes, almost crystaline.
8. Girls: Is your vagina uneven?
Boys: Is one testicle lower than the other?
Theoretically they're always uneven, but I've never noticed that in mind.
9. Has anyone ever found out a sexual fetish of yours?
Yes.
10. What happened?
I was offering them a foot rub and they picked on my foot fetish.
11. Have you ever been really ashamed of something sexual you did?
Not really ashamed, no.
12. What was it?
The thing I was most concerned about was getting aroused by stepping on shit when I was starting puberty.
13. Do ever wear a butt plug?
Yes.
14. If so, where do you wear it?
In my butt...
Almost exclusively at home. I've tried wearing it outside, but it ran out of lubricant quickly and became uncomfortable.
15. Have you ever had anal sex? Describe.
Yes. It's not terribly pleasant for me. I've tried a number of dildos, plugs and partners of various shapes and sizes, but it's not my favorite thing.
16. Have you ever had a real life slave/Master relationship?
Yes.
17. What is the most embarrassing dare you have done?
Possibly the last one. Wrapping a banana inside a condom, keeping it inside my ass for one hour, removing the condom and eating it.
18. What is the most dangerous sexual thing you have done?
Maybe some enema with weird concoctions, or (of course) having unprotected sex.
19. Does pain or humiliation turn you on?
Pain doesn't, but certain types of humiliation do. Unfortunately, that requires a partner being physically present for me to actually enjoy it.
20. What type of porn do you like?
Furry porn, mostly BDSM themed.
21. How frequently do you masturbate?
A couple of times a day.
22. Do you punish yourself? If so, how?
No.
23. Does someone else punish you? If so, how?
No.
24. Have you ever had your genitals punished? How did it feel?
I have. It's very uncomfortable, although I've never reached a point where it felt unbearable.
25. Do you get turned on my getdare?
Sadly, no. But I must admit I haven't paid a lot of attention to it.