Would you rather?
1. ... be mummified and gagged for 24 hours OR submerged in a bath of sperm for 24 hours (straw for breathing).
The other one just does absolutely not appeal to me.
2. ... have your asshole fucked for 1 hour straight OR be throat fucked for 1 hour straight.
For an hour? I like oral, but not for an hour.
3. ... eat something directly off a strangers feet OR lick a public toilet seat.
Depends on how clean the feet are and what food it is, but it's probably much safer.
4. ... be naked in a hot tub with a group of hot naked people of your preferred sex but not allowed to touch anyone OR be blindfolded listening to white noise while getting a blowjob/be eaten by a total stranger of your non-preferred sex.
Hah, I'm bi, joke's on you. Even if I weren't, that's still my choice.
5. ... use a public toilet with all glass walls for a week OR not be allowed to use any toilet for a year (you must go some place else).
The other one is way too inconvenient.
6. ... always get your pubic hair shaved by a total stranger OR never be allowed to shave (nor trim) your pubic hair ever again.
I don't do that anyways, haha
7. ... have a permanent public webcam inside your toilet facing up which hardly shows your face OR have a permanent public webcam facing your shower which shows your entire body and face.
I'm very picky with my face.
8. ... go naked skydiving OR go for a naked horseback ride through a busy public park.
If every onlooker consents and there are no children. If that's not possible, I'm throwing myself off a plane, no question.
9. ... be locked in stocks for a day on the market square to let people throw anything (non painful) they want at you OR be locked naked in a very tiny cage in the basement for a week getting only dog food and water served once a day in a bowl.
Dog food? Ew, no.
10. ... only ever be allowed to tie others up for the rest of your life OR only ever be allowed to be tied up yourself for the rest of your life.
I much prefer being tied up.
11. ... be force fed anything for a week OR only allowed to eat food and drink from a strangers mouth for a week.
Food is a touchy subject for me, but probably I'd prefer being force fed.
12. ... sleep for a week head to toe covered in peanut butter OR sleep for a week naked and tied tightly spread eagle to the bed.
Way less effort to clean up and all that. As long as it's safe, and not too cold, I'm all in.
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