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Old 07-24-2013, 06:19 PM   #92
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although nothing would ever make me enjoy cold showers lol other than UK weather right now
I can't say I enjoy them either (in fact fuck cold showers, I can't even understand those who DO like them...it just seemed to make sense for a duck. :P) Hot showers are where the party's at.
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