1. If you were a currency, what would you like to be spent on?
Strippers in a lap dancing club
2. Do you prefer making people happy, or being made to feel happy?
Making people happy
3. Which would you prefer to do in the middle of a busy shopping centre: dance like no-one is watching (they are) or sing like no-one is listening (they are)?
I can't dance, nor sing.
4. Favourite kind of cake? If you don't like cake: how can you live with yourself?
Jaffa Cake
5. Favourite kind of sex-toy?
Blow-up doll
6. If you could go anywhere in the world tomorrow, where would you go and why?
Las Vegas. Blackjack and roulette
7. You can only have sex one more time in your life, but you can do anything you like: what do you do?
Appear in one of those Japanese reverse gangbang films with at least 15 girls
8. Would you rather die completely alone or hated worldwide?
Alone
9. You're making an assassination plot to kill a celebrity: which one and why?
There are too many to just select one
10. Name a GetDare user you would fuck in real life. NOTE: it cannot be one you have already fucked.
Not sure, there are so many lovely ladies on here
11. Which real-world brand do you most closely identify with?
Coca-Cola, it's everywhere and nobody really notices it
12. Would you rather be forced to cum for a straight hour every day for a week, or be denied for 1 month?
Depends how I was being made to cum
13. You're in a relationship, which do you prefer: A great friendship but terrible sex life, or terrible friendship but a sex life bettering that of porn stars?
I've had both, prefer great friendship
14. Would you rather be deaf and blind, or completely lose the ability to touch?
No touch, I couldn't handle being blind
15. Make up a plot to a non-erotic book in one sentence: go!
It started to rain while I was mowing the lawn so I had to sit in the shed drinking tea until it stopped
16. What is the sexiest thing you can imagine your partner doing, real or imaginary?
Sitting on my lap and pressing against me while she is naked
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